Wish Corruptor

[somenerd]

Granted, but they suck so bad that Nintendo goes out of business after one hour.

I wish I knew what "F" stood for.

 

[MarvinTPA]

What?
I don't get it.
Can't corrupt something that doesn't make sense.

I wish that this wish corruptor page will make the front page of every subject.

TPA is a reference to Marvin from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

 

[Kips]

Granted. Thread is flooded with flaming and shut down with instant bans to anyone posting a new one.

I wished I had more people commenting on the thread in my signature without flaming.
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[antimatter]

granted. they troll and say weird stuff.

i wish for sylux in tommorrow's update.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but there is a double update with Brawl's cancelation.

I wish the Star Wars movies would stop being re-released with only minor differences.

 

[Kips]

Granted. George Lucas dies of a heart attack and a bad new director takes over.

I wish that Darth Vader would have an epic duel with Darth Maul and Vader wins.

 

[somenerd]

MarvinTPA: I meant the "F" in LOLOMGWTFBBQ. You left out the F.

Kips: Granted, but now the universe is doomed. I'm not saying how.

I wish I wasn't flamed every 5 minutes.

 

[Kips]

Granted. You now are iced and buried 6 feet underground.

I wish I had flame powers.

 

[12soreloser]

granted, but you accidently burn yourself
the burn gets infected
you have to pay the doctor $20,000 for the operation that will save your life

I wish for a big slice of (unpoisoned) cherry pie

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but you can't have your slice and eat it too.

I wish people would use some common sense when they drive.

 

[12soreloser]

i cant grant that, it is impossible

no wait i got one

wish granted, they have enough common sense to crash into anything that moves

I wish for a magic pony:nerd:

 

[~Tac~]

i cant grant that, it is impossible

no wait i got one

wish granted, they have enough common sense to crash into anything that moves

I wish for a magic pony:nerd:

Granted, but it eats your cube, eats your modem and teleports you to Belgium with its HorseMagickz.

I wish I had a Teach-Me-Real-Magic Set.

 

[Kips]

Granted. You saw yourself in half and pull your ear off trying to get the quarter.

I wish I had more sleep time.

 

[platnum]

granted,you are traped HERE for all of forever.


I wish 4chan didnt exist.

 

[Kips]

Granted. I now die because I've been on 4Chan since its beginning. And we certainly don't want THAT to happen now do we?

I wish I was innocent again. /sarcasm, but what would happen?

 

[~Tac~]

Granted. You're so innocent, Bush hires you as his maid and accountant to protect his money and secret underwear drawer with Clinton's face on them. -Shiver.-

I wish life wasn't so lame.

 

[Kips]

Granted. Life is now an action movie and you die in a hail of gunfire.

I wish that G&W had a better U-Air.

 

[platnum]

granted, it makes him go all the way up to the top of the screen and die.


I wish that this wish is not a non wishabe un-wish.

 

[~Tac~]

Granted. You monitor explodes.

I wish SSBM had a red/black feathered Falco.

 

[antimatter]

granted. he is only visible in the background of the battlefield in cruel melee, and he can only be seen by destroying OVER 9000 fighters in one try.

i wish mathieu 21 would quit trolling the geno thread.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but now Geno has a -1% chance of being in Brawl.

I wish there wern't so much fake Brawl leaks.

 

[Kips]

Granted. The real roster sucks- No Geno, Viki, Ridley, etc. Sakurai just put in our favorites on Dojo as a joke.

I wish that the Ice Climbers could fuse together like Voltron.

 

[MarvinTPA]

Well, let's not go there.

I wish...well, i just want peace on Mars.

 

[somenerd]

Granted. It's now the only peaceful place in the universe.

I wish for a man-eating fake... door.

 

[antimatter]

granted. it eats you. i wish more people would submit hunter ideas to my sylux fan fic in creative minds.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. You get so many replies SWF crashes permanently. Nowthe ex-SWF members hate you and chase you out of the U.S.A. You finally settle down in Cambodia, but you need food. So you work for 12 hours straight for a bowl of rice a day. You die of Holiday in Cambodia syndrome.

I wish Sugarpoultry had made my sig ice-ish

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but your sig freezes you.

I wish Balogna was spelled in a way that made sense.

 

[Kips]

Granted. The english language now collapses upon itself, wrecking american society.

I wish that I had more time on my hands on the weekends. (No watch puns please.)

 

[~Tac~]

Granted. You now have a Flava Flav clock dangling from your wrist. "Nuff time fer ya? Yeeaaah Boooii"

I wish Flava Flav would stop making love shows.

 

[antimatter]

granted. new york doesnt stop.
i wish that rod serling was still alive.

 

[~Tac~]

Granted. You die afterward so you can't enjoy it.

I wish I had Forward's Falco skill.

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but said skill was changed to a suicide.

I wish I didn't make that corruption.

 

[~Tac~]

Granted, but said skill was changed to a suicide.

I wish I didn't make that corruption.

Granted. Instead of making that corruption, you recived the fate of my above corruption thus you never make corruptions again.

I wish pie (The dessert) was infinite.

 

[antimatter]

granted. you become such a glutton you eventually weigh more than the whole universe, and everything falls into you due to your gravity.

i wish that everyone on smashboards got a copy of the brawl demo from e for all.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but guess what? The final game is Japan-only now!

I wish it was February 10, 2008, already!

 

[Kips]

Granted. The game release date has been pushed back.

I wish my character was in due to the release date being pushed back, I had an english-copy version, I could play as them, I had all working components in order and had no trickery surrounding any of this or myself. Beat that!

 

[12soreloser]

granted but who's your character?

I wish Kips was more specific

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but his character is a glitch. That cannot be fixed. And causes permanent virginity status.

I wish for an army of stunt doubles.

 

[12soreloser]

granted, but it takes $1million a week to keep them from quitting

i wish for smash journeyman status

 

[antimatter]

granted.. you can't post again in any thread, forum, or pm anyone anywhere on the world wide web

i wish that captain america didnt die and spidey's marriage wasnt ruined by mephisto and that iron man lost the civil war.