Wish Corruptor

[Kips]

Granted. The moogle casts Lightning 4 on you.

I wish I had exactly 72 cents.

 

[platnum]

granted, but the value of a dollar plumits.


I wish i could sleep.(**** insomnia)

 

[Kips]

Granted. You never wake up and have eternal nightmares.

I wish I skills at playing Peach.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. Then you wake up...in a T-Rex's stomach

I wish for a new Star Fox

 

[Kips]

Granted. The game ends with everyone dying.

I wish that I had minty fresh breath.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but your still in the T-Rex's stomach

I wish for an RPG that I can play (seriously, I haven't beaten Pokemon OR Paper Mario)

 

[Radamanthus]

Granted, but no-one else plays it.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[antimatter]

granted.. you're stuck on land.
i wish that chuck norris was no longer involved in wish corruptions.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. Mr T is the new Chuck Norris

I wish that I could play the good MMOs like World of Warcraft, City of Heroes, et cetera

 

[antimatter]

granted: no one else can and you're stuck alone.
i wish that the saw movies never existed and that there wasnt something created that was just as bad or worse.

 

[Radamanthus]

Granted, but people can't do that, so no new movies are ever made.

I wish I could be in water now that I'm a fish.

 

[antimatter]

granted, now you're a human again.
i wish people wouldnt post at the same time.

 

[Radamanthus]

Granted, but now everyone waits for someone else to post and no-one does.

I wish I was alive again...

 

[antimatter]

granted..truck hits you and you end up in hospital forever.
i wish that this statement is false.

 

[Radamanthus]

Granted, but the paradox destroys the universe.

I wish I had a giant fighting robot.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but it's generally known as MechaGodzilla

I wish I were less tone deaf--it's a wonder how I got into the best singing group at my school

 

[Radamanthus]

Granted, but everyone gets jealous and murders you.

I wish I was a real boy.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but everyone gets jealous and murders you.

I wish I was a real boy.

I didn't mean American Idol winner-esque...I meant just a little better

Granted, but you're gay

I wish the other guys in my group could only move their left eyelids, like the main charcter of The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

 

[Jammer]

Granted, but their right eyes stay open continually, and they all get infections because their eyes aren't washed by saline like they should be when they blink.

I wish I had 500 mL of the same chip dip I've been eating served nicely on my plate.

 

[XSilvenX]

This thread needs to end...seriously LMAO

 

[platnum]

Granted, but their right eyes stay open continually, and they all get infections because their eyes aren't washed by saline like they should be when they blink.

I wish I had 500 mL of the same chip dip I've been eating served nicely on my plate.

granted, but it has a TAPEWORM!


I wish I brawl was out and doesnt suck or have glitch or any thing bad and that i draw all possible enjoyment from the game!

 

[d_shep04]

wish granted, but you only enjoy it for a week

i wish i was on brawl as a secret top tier character...

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but their right eyes stay open continually, and they all get infections because their eyes aren't washed by saline like they should be when they blink.

You failed to corrupt that wish:D

Granted, but only Mr T can access your character

I wish that there were updates this week

 

[Kips]

Granted, all the updates confirm that your favorite characters aren't in the game and that it now costs over 9000 dollars.

I wish I had all my favorite characters in the game while being able to access them.

 

[antimatter]

granted..the wii breaks and you cant by another one.
i wish that people wouldnt make fun of the fact that i havent unlocked final destination and kirby's retro stage, because i am in fact one of the best smashers in my town. i can beat two people at once, and i can beat a level 9 yoshi with ness in 5 stock. so lay off the insults, people!

 

[Kips]

Granted: They ignore you completely now.

I wish I had a new computer.

 

[antimatter]

granted. it blows up in your face.
i wish that there were no wars.

 

[Deleted member]

i wish that people wouldnt make fun of the fact that i havent unlocked final destination and kirby's retro stage, because i am in fact one of the best smashers in my town. i can beat two people at once, and i can beat a level 9 yoshi with ness in 5 stock. so lay off the insults, people!

You should feel lucky that you do have the rest of the stages--I lost all my data on Saturday night

As for your newest wish, granted, but then aliens invade and enslave mankind

I wish for Sin and Punishment 2

 

[antimatter]

granted. it gives you so much enjoyment you literally cant stop playing. sorry about your data, man.
i wish that i wasnt so afraid of dolls.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you still have Barniephobia--Fear of Barnie

I wish for a Silver the Hedgehog spinoff

 

[antimatter]

sorry, i mean, there's evil and then there's evil! that's a corruption in and of itself!
i wish that people wouldnt mock sylux and anyone who likes him.

 

[Danielman]

Granted Now Everyone, Mocks YOU.

I Wish Pokemon Were more Balanced.

 

[MarvinTPA]

Granted, now a Caterpie just OHKO'ed your Yuki.
(Seeing that Caterpie doesn't learn any moves that can DAMAGE a Frosslass)

I wish the rest of the people on Smashboards realized what TPA actually means.


;Edit
If antimatter's wish came true, nobody would mock him EITHER...

 

[somenerd]

Granted, now everyone is afraid of the meaning, and it's against the law to mention it.

I wish for LOLOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MarvinTPA]

Sweet! How the hell is that a corruption???
:3
Granted???
But it stands for Long Outward Legwork Off My Great Whole Thick Black Brick's Questions.
You are error.

Edit???
Ah, yes. I wish I had multiple endings in the story of my life.
:3 That would be sooo cool.

 

[courte]

granted no wish - what does TPA stand for??

I wish everyone loved Weavel so much, the love power flowed into sakurai the night before Brawl goes gold, and he inherits the Universal knowledge on PAR with Yuki Nagato. With that he downs 3 bottles of sake, four bottle of soy sauce, and 100 cups of Yakisoba teriyaki noodles and flawlessy implements a Weavel who fits perfectly into smash, who seems to be the best, most balanced characters, but when analyzed and discovered, he is actually broken to the point that he balances the whole game, but thus he is the first official tourney banned char. The cries of the fans will be heard from so far away that in that dark dimension, the lord os Asura will open one of his many mouths and cry, tears and breath streaming out and give birth to the Super Space Pirate. His power is unrivaled that he manages to do the impossible; kill a roid-raging Broly, who returns for a rematch after fusing with everything ever. After both combatants die, the smashers of the world united and the tears falling for our fallen comrade power him so far it acts as a over-live and he comes back to life only to explode to our over love;

None of this is a [wet]dream, nightmate, concussion, etc. Corrupt that.

 

[antimatter]

granted. he was a temporary glitch in the game that was deleted after the next system update.

HA HA!!

Sylux in brawl in some shape or form. i dont care if he's a sticker or a character or in between.

 

[12soreloser]

I wish my sister wasn't a hick

 

[Deleted member]

I wish my sister wasn't a hick

You have to grant the previous wish unless there is one a little further up that wasn't granted

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Sylux in brawl in some shape or form. i dont care if he's a sticker or a character or in between.

Granted, but your game locks up whenever you try to view him.

I wish there was a God of War or Ratchet and Clank game made for Wii.