Granted. You are hammered into the air and easily reach escape velocity and fly into space. Just as the pain from suffocation and explosion almost gives out as you die, somebody shoots you in the head with a Spartan Laser. The last thing you hear, and your most prominent memory for eternity, is "OMFG I PwNZ0R3d J0o0!"
I wish for a working, real copy of Kirby Super Star for the SNES, the specific cartridge not having been stolen from anyone, nor having caused anyone to be hurt by this wish being fulfilled, nor covered with any substance, harmful or otherwise, that would make it any different then an ordinary cartridge that one would find in a game store at the time it was being sold, to appear in exactly 12 seconds at my eye level, within 1 foot of me, but not intersecting any matter except for the ambient atmosphere around it, and in a location that I can easily see, float toward my hands at a rate of 5 centimeters per second, and then stop levitating as soon as I grab it. The cartridge must work when I plug it into my SNES the first time and every time after that, and must remain in my possession, never to be stolen or teleport away again, and this wish must not cause anything to happen that I have not specifically wished for.