Wish Corruptor

[kinghippo99]

granted, but I love you

i wish i visited this topic more often

 

[12soreloser]

granted but now nobody posts here

I wish someone would just give me an F-ing monkey that is alive and has no diseases or mental problems

 

[courte]

granted, but he has sex problems instead-he flings poo at you while trying to molest your g/f

i wish there were 4-6 chars rep each franchise in brawl

 

[antimatter]

granted, but they all suck and the main ones arent there.
i wish youko wasnt so scary.

 

[12soreloser]

granted but now kinghippo99 is scary

I wish i was a lumberjack, leaping from log to log all the way down the mighty rivers of the British Columbia

 

[antimatter]

granted, but youre the type of lumberjack from the monty python sketch: the lumberjack song.
i wish sylux was in brawl.

 

[Hyouri]

Your wish has been granted, but before brawl will be released you will die.

I wish Megaman was in brawl.

 

[Crystallion]

Hm, your fairy must've confused Megaman with Bomberman, so now you have Bomberman in Brawl.

I wish people would stop being negative about Brawl... (yeah I know I wish for the impossible)

 

[antimatter]

granted, but now we're negative about ssb4.
i wish that nintendo power had a decent brawl demo in the next issue and i didnt lose it.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but it is defective and breaks your wii.
I wish for pudding.

 

[antimatter]

granted, but its poison. i wish that this statement is false.

 

[12soreloser]

granted, but uh... um... something happens?

I wish for my own pet kirby

 

[Zoro]

granted, but uh... um... something happens?

I wish for my own pet kirby

granted but its only your imaginary pet

I wish It was christmas already so I could open up mario galaxy that I already know ill get.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

granted but its only your imaginary pet

I wish It was christmas already so I could open up mario galaxy that I already know ill get.

Granted, but the disc is scrattched up and when you try and return if (If they let you after it's open) the store is sold out for a month or two...

 

[12soreloser]

you didnt make a wish...

I wish Zoro and PsychoIncarnate knew that they dont have to quote the person above them

 

[jigglyppuff8]

you didnt make a wish...

I wish Zoro and PsychoIncarnate knew that they dont have to quote the person above them

Granted but I did .

I wish I could win a toy on the claw games.

~jpp8

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted, but yoyu only win that one toy, you never win again, and it spontaneously combusts 30 seconds later.

I wish my SD Card could store more than 512 mb of pictures.

 

[Gigabyte]

Granted. It now stores 512 1/2 mb of pictures.
I wish a generic Koopa Troopa was a playable character in Brawl, just because it would be fun to play as him and it would piss a lot if people off.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted but he's lower than Mewtwo tier
I wish I had Rock Band

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted. It now stores 512 1/2 mb of pictures.

Still works for porn.

I wish I had Rock Band

Granted. Hope ya like scream-o.

I wish people respected me as a person, and followed my every order as long as I said please.

 

[Mr. Game and Pichu]

Granted, but you were banned of saying please

I wish I had a real kirby with eating people action!

 

[courte]

granted, but the poop detail means you have to take a bus to nebraska
i wish i had a smaller pen-is like my hero dante

 

[SonicMario]

Granted, it becomes a very skinney version of your hero. And he thinks your the person who made him that way.

I wish for this thread to be closed (I don't really want it. But it's a wish nonetheless)

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but then anry beavers come to your house and eat all your cheese.

I wish I had a love potion.

 

[antimatter]

granted, only those of the opposie persuasion of which you're attracted to are attracted to you.
i wish there was a perfect create character mode in brawl.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but then tourneys are flooded with perfect characters. (by the way there is a create a character mode in brawl, or at least a create a move set)

I wish that I was the vice president (not the president, because the president actually has to do something.

 

[antimatter]

granted, but you have heart attacks and shoot an old man in the face.
i wish that i could see where puppet gets his info.

 

[Gigabyte]

Granted, but you can't unsee it.
I wish I was irresistible to sexy women.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but there are so many that swarm around you that you have no room to move. After three days of being stuck, you begin to starve. All the women bring you food and drink, exept eventually, lack of sleep causes you to go insane and you eventually die and are abandaned because of the other guy who wished to be irrisistable.

I wish that my nose would not be stuffy, runny, or messed up in any way.

 

[Gigabyte]

Wish Granted. you no longer have a nose.
I wish people would stop b*tching about characters and whatnot.

 

[Yaya]

Granted but then the mods have nothing to do so they start banning people for fun.

I wish you would die.

 

[Pink Reaper]

Granted but he takes YOU with him.

I wish I was at the NorCal Bi-Weekly right now v.v

 

[Yaya]

Granted. But a shooting takes place there and you die.

I wish I was Captain Falcon.

 

[courte]

granted but your steel nipple gaurds attract men women and children and may never be removed

i wish stafy was kirby's warp star as well

 

[antimatter]

granted, but it kills both of them. forever.
i wish the joker looked like freeze you in your tracks scary in the dark knight.

 

[courte]

granted, but it kills both of them. forever.
i wish the joker looked like freeze you in your tracks scary in the dark knight.

granted but that's because of a special promotional "Fun Gas" to give a authentic experience
i wish fox didn't look like a saturday morning cartoon

 

[antimatter]

granted. everyone else does.
i wish that there was an excellent nintendo ds rpg with you having mario, luigi, wario, and waluigi as your party.

 

[Mr. Game and Pichu]

granted, but it only comes out on easter island.

I wish i had a sucking up action kirby figure!

 

[antimatter]

granted. it gets stuck on your head and you suffocate.
i wish shipping from easter island was free.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. But then you get trapped in the Street Fighter II beta that you ordered and you had to fight Chuck Norris. 'Nuff said.

I wish I was an ice-controlling superher named Frostallius