Wish Corruptor

[raul]

Wish granted but you then become responsible for global cooling rather than global warming.

I wish that zombies were real.

 

[WoapGang]

Granted:
But the Zombies will Eat you

I wish that i was a kid again (i'm 13)

 

[Mr. Game and Pichu]

Granted, but you become 3 and keep wishing to be younger

I wish that the next wish granted would be false but the one after would be true.

 

[courte]

Wish granted but you then become responsible for global cooling rather than global warming.

I wish that zombies were real.

granted but they only eat other zombies and vegetables and are not as awesome as fiction makes them out to be... they're like old people

i wish this was tru but false

hows that for time paradox guy above me whos name i forgot??

 

[Mr. Game and Pichu]

granted, but it's false then true

HA!

I wish that the next wish would be granted.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but the next wish is to be the ruler of the world

I wish I was the ruler of the world and nobody disliked me.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. But then you get a heart attck and die

I wish Silver the Hedgehog was playable in Brawl and top tier

 

[Danielman]

What is it with the dying?It leads to unoriginal corruptions.

So granted, But Everytime YOU play as him,see him and play against him, a fatal error occurs and the game or computer shutsdown, therefore you Know nothing about him except he is in the game.

I wish this were not a wish but I got A ds lite in the process of making this not wish

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but instead of a ds lite, you get a wish, which I corrupt.

I wish I was #1 on the wi-fi mario strikers charged rankings.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but then the mods ban you for cheating...and then you get a heart attack and die (i couldn't resist).

I wish I could move objects with my mind.

 

[SonicMario]

Granted, but it only works on Sharp objects. And it only moves toward you. (At least you can dodge them)

I wish I knew the reason for everyone's Username that posted in this thread.

 

[courte]

wish granted --as i am god omnipotent and omnipresent, i reside in everyone-- i will tell you the story... i got really drunk and that's how you were born

i wish for an army of tech ninja who work for tree and use pc cables and CD's for their arsenal... gear

couldn't resist the mgs2

 

[12soreloser]

ummm...... granted, but then you wake up

i wish for a chocolate bunny

 

[antimatter]

granted, it eats you. i wish retro would make a game of my sylux story and give me credit for the idea.

 

[courte]

granted, his secret rival is added on as a remarkable more popular side story which is far more fun than the game; WEAVEL: Pirate terror...

in all seriousness i wish people would give at least half a **** about weavel; space pirates to metroid are like koopas to mario, so a super koopa is ++ win... it's like all four koopa brothers in one awesome scythe badas s

 

[12soreloser]

in all seriousness i wish people would give at least half a **** about weavel; space pirates to metroid are like koopas to mario, so a super koopa is ++ win... it's like all four koopa brothers in one awesome scythe badas s

in your mindless rant you forgot to make a wish...

I wish courte remembered to make a wish

 

[courte]

granted

granted, his secret rival is added on as a remarkable more popular side story which is far more fun than the game; WEAVEL: Pirate terror...

in all seriousness i wish people would give at least half a **** about weavel; space pirates to metroid are like koopas to mario, so a super koopa is ++ win... it's like all four koopa brothers in one awesome scythe badas s

i wish everyone could learn to read

 

[12soreloser]

i messed this post up... see next box

 

[12soreloser]

granted, we learn to read the back of the cereal box

in all seriousness i wish people would give at least...

oops.. i didn't see that

i wish courte will forgive me

 

[courte]

granted, but he gets popcorn

i wish Sora LTD. went on to develop fighting games for other big name developers similar to smash but with their own unique twist

onimusha style SE with other capcom chars and super gem fighter system = epic win

 

[antimatter]

granted. no one mains him because he's harder to get than final destination.
i wish that the show reaper on the cw7 was given the respect it deserves for being a supernatural comedy.

 

[courte]

granted--sexual predator veiwership shoots up ten fold once the krumpus joins the fold and scores every episode

i wish i had made it clear i meant Sora LTD, not KH Sora, who'd be cool too

 

[Magitek111]

Granted, but no one else understands.
I wish I was invincible.

 

[12soreloser]

granted, but your girlfriend/wife (or boyfriend/husband) dumps you, your best friend dies, brawl sucks, every console you have explodes, the city shuts off your water and electricity and everybody makes fun of the way you smell, and you lose your job. You try to commit suicide, but you can't die, and you live in pain and misery for the rest of time.

I wish for a pony

 

[antimatter]

granted, it turns into a ford mustang.
i wish that i had a dodge viper that could turn into sideburn from transformers RID.

 

[Megavitamins]

Granted, but you are in the car when it chases, thus killing you due to the lack of a driver's seat.

I wish this wish would never be corrupted.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but what's the point? Nothing happens.
I wish I had uber PWNage.

~jpp8

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but your PWNage is so extreme you pwn yourself.

I wish I had a stuffed teddy bear.

 

[SonicMario]

Granted, But It's Demon-Possesed

I wish platnum acted like a normal user

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but now you're the only freak on SWF.

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but it turns out it has something you're allergic to. I don't stop you from eating it, however, because I'm mean like that.

I wish I was always in a good mood.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, buy people think you are crazy and high all the time... and they stay away from you.

I wish for a very merry holliday for everyone in the world. (come on thats such a nice wish... do you guys have to corrupt it, just let this one slide for once )

 

[antimatter]

granted. everyone is so happy, there is no more war. the money is spent on disease research. but, because no one likes violence, video games are banned.

i wish i was uncrushed from my viper wish.

 

[jedi2448]

Granted but now youll be stomped by giga bowser

I wish for smash bros. brawl to come out early

 

[Copperpot]

Granted, but due to time constraints, all of your favorite characters have been turned into clones.

Whoops! I forgot to wish!

I wish my feet didn't smell bad.

 

[antimatter]

granted. your hands smell bad.
i wish that people were considerate of people's feelings all around the world.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but that doesnt change the way that they think.
I wish I had a very fun snowball fight right about now. (i know, you guys are going to make this one verrrry painful, do your worst)

 

[antimatter]

Granted, but that doesnt change the way that they think.
I wish I had a very fun snowball fight right about now. (i know, you guys are going to make this one verrrry painful, do your worst)

granted. the snow is filled with every disease know to man... and several known to monkeys!

i wish that heroes would have a hero with elemental control. this one will be ruined, i know.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted but the hero kills himself by covering his body with fire. ZOmg Ruizned!

I wish I had a friend.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but he/she/it is dead.
I wish I knew where tera253 and pikachun00b7 were(I miss them)

~jpp8