Wish Corruptor

[12soreloser]

granted but now you are associated with a gang

i wish other people wouldnt make fun of me for being a nerd...

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted, now they make fun of you for smelling like the inards of a toilet.Cleaned with Leisal spray.

I wish Unreal Tournament III wouldn't be completely worthless once brawl comes out.

 

[XSilvenX]

Granted, now they make fun of you for smelling like the inards of a toilet.Cleaned with Leisal spray.

I wish Unreal Tournament III wouldn't be completely worthless once brawl comes out.

Granted, but only because Brawl actually sucks and is highly unbalanced so you default to UT3. LOLOL

I wish I didn't have to wait so long for Brawl

 

[12soreloser]

granted, it has actually been out since 9/7/05 (september 7, 2005)

I wish for access to post in the debate hall

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but you can't post anywhere else.
I wish I had more posts

 

[Flipstar]

Granted you will find 15 fence posts outside your door tonight


i wish for a snow day from school!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but your school is so cheap that they cancel summer break.
I wish that my school wasn't cheap.

 

[12soreloser]

granted, you got sent to private school and your parents have to pay $100 a week to keep you there

I wish for something big (I am sooo setting myself up)

 

[UberBob]

Congratulations you have a big pimple on your nose.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school.

 

[Crystallion]

Granted, but the teachers will teach you at home, they don't want you to fail your exams which you will also take at home...under supervision.

I wish my boyfriend was here with me.

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted, but your he has AIDS!

Everyone does.

I wish I would stop making Team America references.

 

[Crystallion]

Granted, but instead you start talking Sakurai-speech incontrollably everywhere you go.

I wish I would have a higher self-esteem.

 

[Rx-]

Granted, but you have no legs.

I wish Brawl was 6-player.

 

[12soreloser]

granted, you and 5 other cpus

I wish I knew what Rx- stands for

 

[antimatter]

granted, but now you have to take every medicine that exists to live.

i wish that there was no prejudice in the world. (who has the kahones to corrupt that?)

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

granted, but now you have to take every medicine that exists to live.

i wish that there was no prejudice in the world. (who has the kahones to corrupt that?)

Granted, but only because and evil dictator eliminates all other races and people with a different sexual orientation than him. He uses genetic engineering to create the perfect, drone human race in his image that fallow his every command.


...I wish for absolute power!

 

[courte]

Granted, but only because and evil dictator eliminates all other races and people with a different sexual orientation than him. He uses genetic engineering to create the perfect, drone human race in his image that fallow his every command.


...I wish for absolute power!

granted

i wish for monthly brawl downloads additions...((apologies for the size))

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but now i don't visit the boards

i wish i was a police officer for one day

 

[12soreloser]

granted, you now patrol the schools of elementary schoolers watching for hooligans

I wish courte didn't screw up this page with that gigantic picture

 

[smash~bomber]

granted, but he just did anyway~

i wish for something that's.... nah, nvm...
bu thten again..... nah, that won't work...
i wish... but then again, i fi did that.... nyeh...
i wish.... naw... man being idecisive is fun~
LOAF LOAF LOAF~
ilove loafingaround~

i wish something would do something~

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, I'm going to post in the hope that it goes to a new page.

I wish that it would...EDIT: Darn

 

[12soreloser]

umm...

I wish i had 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 real dollars in american money

 

[courte]

wish granted. while driving north your car explodes and you find matches and briefcases full of money--it's freezing cold. you're in antarctica... make it last

i wish i was hit by a bus on the way to pick up smash orrupt that!!

 

[antimatter]

granted, and you die and go to the dark place, where there is no brawl.
i wish girls quit talking and guys continued to talk the same amount.

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted but you become a girl
I wish for something

 

[courte]

granted, SONY and microsoft made their own multi-franchise fighting games... sora ltd and hal labs develop it... babies cry master cheifs down tilt is a t-bag

i wish the above came true

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but the wish corrupter gets confused due to odd grammer and the fact that it does not know what that means. It blows up in yor face.

I wish for some peanut butter that is un-poisoned, healthy and right next to me that tastes great. It is a standared jar of normal peanut butter that does not get stolen or lost and I can easily eat it with no trouble or problems.

 

[courte]

granted... but someone used their **** to churn it...

i wish for a twili link

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted but *** ***** *****
I wish for **** *** ******* *** ****** ******** **

 

[antimatter]

granted, but i kill you for your corruption of my wish you jacka$$
i wish there isnt that one guy who ruins it for the rest of us.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

granted, but i kill you for your corruption of my wish you jacka$$
i wish there isnt that one guy who ruins it for the rest of us.

Well, feel lucky because what I was going to write was a lot worse...

I just couldn't think of a wish, I just wanted to corrupt other people's wishes

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

lol at PsychoIncarnate

 

[courte]

Granted but *** ***** *****
I wish for **** *** ******* *** ****** ******** **

what?? why??

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I wish I knew what wish I'm supposed to corrupt.

 

[Flipstar]

granted, you have to corrupt the wish for world peace

I wish for world peace

 

[Symphony X]

Granted, but what actaully happened is the Earth is now shaped like a peace sign.

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

 

[smash~bomber]

togranted, but it happened anyway~
i wish something something~

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted, something somethinged but something happened.

I wish people would stop posting idiotic wises.

 

[courte]

wish granted, but they're in another thread
i wish for a monkey w/o disease or anger management issue who actually dislikes throwing poo

 

[antimatter]

granted, but he bit your hand when you fed him a banana when he signed to you at least 12 times he likes apples. i wish corrupting wishes werent so easy.