Wish Corruptor

Mr.Lombardi34 · Dec 2, 2007

Granted, but they use one grenade - It kills a small rat that carried an easily spread, life threatening disease.

I wish that I had more free time today.

jigglyppuff8 · Dec 2, 2007

Granted but you spent all of that free time doing absolutely nothing important.
I wish I wish I was a fish.

smashbot226 · Dec 2, 2007

Granted, granted, granted, you're eaten.

I wish for Cpt. Falcon to appear on the Dojo already.

Pink Reaper · Dec 2, 2007

Granted, he's an Assist Trophy

I wish to end world hunger (yeah, you have to corrupt something that could only help the world, how do you intend to live with yourself after that hmmm?)

dark-war-cloud · Dec 2, 2007

granted but then everyone eats poisoned food and die

i wish i had a ds that couldnt be broken

AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin' · Dec 2, 2007

Granted. Enjoy your virginity for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a water balloon launcher that never missed it's mark.

platnum · Dec 2, 2007

granted,but it hits your mom.BUSTED.

i wish this wish was a fish that wished for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>!>>>>>>>HIHEI@EU#GEY

MetalLuigi1209 · Dec 2, 2007

Granted, but then the fish dies....

I wish I knew the final roster for brawl, and it came out tomorrow.

platnum · Dec 2, 2007

MetalLuigi1209 said:
Granted, but then the fish dies....

I wish I knew the final roster for brawl, and it came out tomorrow.

granted but you have no arms

i wish i had a cake that was the truth not a lie.

Gigabyte · Dec 2, 2007

Wish granted, but your Weighted Companion Cube is destroyed.

I wish we got a free demo of Brawl on the Wii Shop Channel for tommorows update.

MetalLuigi1209 · Dec 2, 2007

Granted, but the Wii Shop Channel system shuts down, due to malfunction.

I wish I made the MLB when I get older.

Flipstar · Dec 2, 2007

granted, you are now part majorly large breasts

i wish for an infinite supply of madness!

platnum · Dec 2, 2007

granted but you kupo your self of a cliff into a bowl of lava.

i wish for adhghrfbhvfbvhukbfhfdtrljrsgrgtlkbhfsjcfhhgfgkhgdtthkjf

Pink Reaper · Dec 2, 2007

Granted, but just then oiwejoivewajoidsaoitjhoeoidvojisoi dsifj

I wish I could be with a certain someone right now v.v

Mr.Lombardi34 · Dec 2, 2007

Granted, you may now procede to admit to canniblism.

I wish that I could have a custom title *Makes puppy dog face at gideon*.

MetalLuigi1209 · Dec 2, 2007

Granted, but you can't choose what it is, and other ppl can put ofensive things on it, to say about you, such as "Hi, I SUCK"!

I wish that the letter A in scrabble was worth 1328932 points.

Mr.Lombardi34 · Dec 2, 2007

Granted, but every other value is made equally as high, thus only maiing the math more complicated.

somenerd · Dec 2, 2007

Mr. Lombardi has been sent directly to jail!

I wish I had a jail.

MetalLuigi1209 · Dec 2, 2007

granted, but its the jail from monopoly.

I wish I had a thimble.

yellowgoblin · Dec 3, 2007

Granted, but then the thimble got lost

I wish the next corruption isn't super long.

platnum · Dec 3, 2007

granted but you are now in new jersey. good day.

i wish sakurai always good updates AND that this wish is un-corruptable.

12soreloser · Dec 3, 2007

granted, but because you aren't following the rules(1 wish at a time), you are banned from this game

I wish my students (I'm a third grade english) weren't such *******...

Mr.Lombardi34 · Dec 3, 2007

Granted, they are now at genious level and don't need a teacher, so you are fired.

I wish that I could see metalluigi's avatar.

PsychoIncarnate · Dec 3, 2007

Granted, but it's the last thing you ever see...

I wish for omnipotence!!!

dark-war-cloud · Dec 3, 2007

AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin' said:
Granted. Enjoy your virginity for the rest of your life.

i would but your post just ***** me...

12soreloser · Dec 4, 2007

Mr.Lombardi34 said:
Granted, they are now at genious level and don't need a teacher, so you are fired

i kind of expected that...

I wish for rock hard abs

Platypus · Dec 4, 2007

Granted, but they are not especially strong. They're just petrified.

I wish for a nervous breakdance.

AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin' · Dec 4, 2007

Ummm... Granted? You can nervous breakdance all you want, I can't corrupt it more than that.

I wish I didn't have two dads.

Deleted member · Dec 4, 2007

Granted. Say, "Hi" to your two new moms

I wish I had complete control of the universe

PsychoIncarnate · Dec 4, 2007

Sonic the Baron said:
Granted. Say, "Hi" to your two new moms

I wish I had complete control of the universe

Granted, but you didn't specify which universe. Your now control of one of many universes that make up the "Megaverse"...

One that happens to be only 2 x 4"...

I still wish for omnipotence...

...

somenerd · Dec 4, 2007

Granted.

Oh. And for no reason whatsoever, you are thrown into battle against every god you can think of. (Overkill?)

If not, I wish I had a REAL jail.

~Tac~ · Dec 5, 2007

Granted. But you are soon contained for illegally shaking your Wiimote in the wrong fashion at your accountant when she walked in your office to ask a question, thus resulting in a charge of sexual harrasment and indecent exposure.

I wish for world peace. Then more corruption.

DarkVision · Dec 5, 2007

Tmx said:
Granted. But you are soon contained for illegally shaking your Wiimote in the wrong fashion at your accountant when she walked in your office to ask a question, thus resulting in a charge of sexual harrasment and indecent exposure.

I wish for world peace. Then more corruption.

World Peace? Your wish is granted...Life on Earth is exterminated...

Corruption? Life starts again anew and evolves to "intelligent lifeforms" (Though that is 2 wishes, you only get 1)

...

I wish for omniscience...

12soreloser · Dec 5, 2007

granted, but knowone knows what omniscience is (or at least i dont)

i wish sakurai was my best buddy and gives me free copies of brawl...

Akiak · Dec 5, 2007

Granted, but you discover that Sakurai spelled backward is Iarukas which sounds like Lucas, the Earthbound series character, and he is giving you copies of some boring old Earthbound game for a console you don't have.

I wish Toad would be a PC Brawl

Deleted member · Dec 5, 2007

Granted. He's bottom tier

I wish I had complete control of the MEGAVERSE

DarkVision · Dec 5, 2007

12soreloser said:
granted, but knowone knows what omniscience is (or at least i dont)

i wish sakurai was my best buddy and gives me free copies of brawl...

Isn't this ironic, an answer of ignorance to a wish for omniscience...

...

somenerd · Dec 5, 2007

Granted. You die of unknown causes after one week.

I wish I wasn't associated with an ex-convict.

Deleted member · Dec 5, 2007

somenerd said:
Granted. You die of unknown causes after one week.

As in control of EVERYTHING, as in who dies and who doesn't

PsychoIncarnate · Dec 6, 2007

Sonic the Baron said:
As in control of EVERYTHING, as in who dies and who doesn't

How 'bout this? The overwhelming complexity of the Megaverse, let alone 1 single universe drives you insane...

too many tasks for a simple human brain to handle...

Time, space, all reality comes crashing down as your sanity slowly drains away...

Leaving you in an eternal pit of darkness...too scared to even move...

you wither away to nothingness...

Fade to black...

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