Wish Corruptor

[Deleted member]

Granted. Your computer explodess...

I wish that The Simpsons was the best show in the universe.

Me too

I wish Wolf was playable in Brawl

 

[Pink Reaper]

Granted, but you have to unlock him by playing 10,000 hours of training

I wish Kirby didnt suck so much

 

[Flipstar]

granted now he is the greatest character ever!!!!!!(no i will not corrupt kirby!)

I wish that Halo 3 would come out for the wii

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. It sucks (I admit I wouldn't be happy either, I played this morning)

I wish Brawl was better than Zelda: Ocarina of Time

 

[yggdrasil325]

Granted. It has better graphics, controls, and plot than OoT. However, it's only marginally better, so it's an N64-quality game released for the Wii. It ends up sucking as Wii game, but would have been a great N64 game.

I wish I wasn't forced to make so many corruptions involving Brawl sucking.

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, nobodies forcing you in the first place, but now that you mention it you are now being forced to

I wish I got a dollar in the bank for every time someone searches something on Google

 

[Pink Reaper]

granted but your taxed 2 dollars every time someone tries to open a link from Google

I wish I had some cake

 

[hugQ Cortex]

Granted, but you will get food poisoning and vomit violently, and girls will think you're uncool because seeing you vomit will cause their ovaries to malfunction.

I wish I was done with my Philosophy homework.

 

[Pink Reaper]

Granted, but in the end Philosophy is meaningless as is all life >_>

I wish I didn't have food poisoning XD

 

[Formula1]

Granted, you go to the doctors to get a shot that will make you immune
-And he accidentally sticks you with an AIDS infested needle
--You get aids

I wish I couldn't feel pain or die

 

[Pink Reaper]

Granted, but you end up falling into a tar pit to be trapped forever, unable to die

I wish tonights update didnt suck so much.

 

[yellowgoblin]

Granted, but then your computer was stolen from the Governator.

I wish I could defeat Chuck Norris!

 

[12soreloser]

granted, but now you have to worry about Jackie chan and Arnold Shwartziniger

I wish i was a ninja/samurai/sumo wrestler/wwe wrestler

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. You tripped over and broke your limbs.

I wish Banjo-Kazooie was playable

 

[Platypus]

Granted. They're playable in Banjo-Kazooie.

I wish for a boll weevil.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. You get pwned for not including BK in Brawl

I wish n00bs didn't exist

 

[yellowgoblin]

Granted, but you get pwned by the pros.

I wish I could be the creator of Brawl

 

[12soreloser]

granted, you make the game suckish and everybody hates you and they form a mob and drive you away to south africa

i wish my very own copy of Naruto Uzumaki Chronicles 2

 

[AColdFrictionySamus 2 PoopOn']

Granted, now any slim chance you had at escaping virgin-status is effectively destroyed.

I wish I had my very own hat to counter the sun's harmful UV rays.

 

[Pink Reaper]

Granted, but the hat has radioactive lead particles sprinkled about it and you get inoperable brain cancer.

I wish Pi=3

 

[somenerd]

Does Not Compute!
Does Not Compute!

Granted, but it causes anyone who eat it to only talk in binary.
I wish I knew the meaning of antidissenstablishmentarianism.

 

[somenerd]

Where's My Corruption?!
Where's My Corruption?!
Where's My Corruption?!
Where's My Corruption?!

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but it's meaning is "If you know the meaning of this word, you are being sniped out by govermental outlaws". DIE!

I wish that somenerd would advance to "Smash child" sometimes this year.

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but the moment i reach it I get banned.

I wish lombardi would get off my case!
(I'm still a little insecure here.)

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, take your case, I'm still gonna hammer you about the post count XD.

I wish that My froste would get soft sooner than later, so I can drink it...

 

[Pink Reaper]

granted, but then you choke on it and die

I wish this wish didnt get corrupted

 

[SonicMario]

Granted, you wished for something so horrible there is no need for it to be corrupted (You take a guess what it is)

I wish Sakauri made 3x updates every weekday

 

[Flipstar]

granted, but now all the updates are about how he gets random erections

i wish for a cupcake

 

[~Tac~]

Granted, but the cupcake came out of a guy-who-dropped-the-soap's cheeks and its covered in fudge.

I wish that The Simpsons was the best show in the universe.

PHAIL, Family Guy has the title of best show in the universe BISH.

I wish I still wasn't bored.

 

[Jammer]

granted, but now all the updates are about how he gets random erections

Nice job making me laugh.

Could you imagine? And I think, from watching Japanese TV on YouTube, it wouldn't be too out of the ordinary.

To TMX: Granted, but you're now having the time of life fighting off armed robbers. Or should I say "time of your death"?

I wish that people always understood my meaning and didn't call me names because they interpreted my posts incorrectly...

 

[~Tac~]

Granted, but they speak Klingon so they responded with nice comments and an offer for Brawl for free but you didn't understand and missed out forever.

I wish Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson actually fought each other in an episode of Family Guy.

 

[yellowgoblin]

Granted, but the show got cancelled due to budget problems.

I wish I had 9,000 wiis.

 

[12soreloser]

granted they all have a virus that forces them to send all your personal info to a paying costumer

I wish that my Xbox live account will never expire

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but you will suffer from chronic headaches.

I wish for a... uh... something

 

[12soreloser]

granted, but that something will eat all of the foods that you actually like

Granted, but you will suffer from chronic headaches.

i wish that made sense ^

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but not to you
(In other words, you are the only one that doesn't understand what it meant. You didn't specify who it would make sense to. )
I wish for a lightning rod that doesn't harm me.

 

[Formula1]

The lightning rod may not hurt you, but the government hears about it's exsistence and decides to take it from you. Leaving you dead, and you would be remembered as a terrorist

I wish for something good

 

[Han]

Your wish is granted, but it sprouts legs and runs away.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but it suddenly grows to 50ft and eats your house.
Fixed.

I wish for one of those vehicles that only a psycho would think to drive.

 

[Flipstar]

Granted, but ex-wife Rachel Ray steals your vehicle in the middle of the night

I wish that i didn't have so much homework!