Wish Corruptor

[kinghippo99]

granted, but you can't get rid of it when it's in your intestine

i wish that i was banned forever from these forums

 

[yggdrasil325]

Granted. You realize that your wish was a really bad idea, but you aren't allowed back to take back your wish. You die from banging your head against the wall repeatedly.
I wish Game and Watch was 3-D.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but lots of die-hard GAW fans riot outside your house, throwing pitchforks, lit matches, and expensive electronics at your windows.

I wish that I had the fastest computer ever that cant malfunction or be displaced. I dosn't make anything bad happen to me or anyone or anything else. Nothing that goes with or attaches to the computer malfunctions, and that it has every feature and software I want. It is mine and appears right next to me, not contained in anything, already hooked up. It does not draw any power.

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but it's seized by the government two days later.

I wish I wasn't plagued with bad jokes.

 

[SonicMario]

Granted, You annoy people too much with the same good joke. So they

Spoiler

kill

cripple you

I wish Game & Watch had eyes & voice

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but every other character becomes blind, deaf, and mute.

I wish I had a plasma cannon.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

granted, but you accidently shoot yourself in the face.

I wish I had a good ringtone for my cell phone.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but it's numa numa

i wish i could kill someone and not be blamed for it

 

[Formula1]

granted, you kill yourself, and they think it's local serial killer (either way you would have been done)

I wish my poop smelled like Roses

 

[Flipstar]

Granted but now all roses smell like poop

I wish i had a monkey that would play with me!

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but it only wants to play candyland, and threatens to kill you in your sleep if you dont play.

I wish that It was thanksgiving again.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but turkeys have gone extinct

I wish Transformers 2 was just released

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but it sucks cause optimus needs a break inbetween movies

i wish i could be god for just one day

 

[~Tac~]

Wish Granted: You can be God for a day, but you will be re-crucifyed within 1 hour of your reign.

I wish I had another Wii.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but it falls onto the other one, now you have none.

By the way, god didn't get crucifyed, jesus did.

I wish that I could finish the book I need to read in a day and fully understand it.

 

[platnum]

granted...but it is suckzorz and has many long words and an extreemly complex story-line and you kill yourself because you got to confused and forgot you were alive.



i wish I was un-banable

 

[~Tac~]

Wish Granted: You will be unbannable, but then your computer will explode due to a virus and your account will be inaccessable because someone changed the password.

 

[somenerd]

You didn't make a wish. You get the nOOb - virus.
(Or was it n00b?)
I wish half of my backyard wasn't destroyed.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. The half from which you enter is filled with lava

I wish Sonic had the best stage in Brawl

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, all the rest of the stages stink. No one plays with you.

I wish Sonic the Baron would stop making so many Sonic wishes :[.

 

[danielcfg]

Wish granted but now he will start posting many mario wishes.

I wish that Nintendo Power starts giving out free demos for the Wii.

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, they're full of old demos! XD

I wish that I could be invincible to being murdered.

 

[danielcfg]

Wish granted but a big ole rock falls on your head.

I wish for a pie

 

[Formula1]

OH you get some pie,
She had herpes

I wish that The everyones life was always enjoyable and nobody died, And every animal, including ants and mosquitos could do the same, And everything wazs crazy good all teh time, everyday, Everywhere

 

[danielcfg]

Wish granted but the earth falls into the sun and everyone floats in space forever.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, you created a paradox in time and space because of the confusing post that shows up too much. Good luck doing the limbo in limbo XD.

I wish someone made sense...-.-

 

[danielcfg]

Wish granted but the people who make sense aren't on the forums.

I wish SSB64 would come out for the virtual console

 

[somenerd]

Granted. but only you can't play it.

I wish that some of the topics weren't dead.

 

[~Tac~]

Granted, but the ones that remain dead will talk about your mom and you won't be able to say anything in defense.

I wish I had Forward skillzors.

 

[danielcfg]

Wish granted but you get lose your memory and forget them.

I wish that I could believe it's not butter

 

[platnum]

granted,but it is.HAHAHA


i wish chuck norris wasnt awsome so that people wont worship him.

 

[kinghippo99]

i can't grant that... it's against my religion, The Church of Chuck Norris.

i wish i could make a good combo video

 

[platnum]

granted.but it gets killed by chuck norris.





i wish i wished for pie.

 

[Formula1]

You rewished for pie,
Apparently to use wishes though you need to sacrifice what you wished for for the rest of your life
-So for the rest of your life after you get that pie, you will never ever eat pie.........

I wish that I was cleverererer

 

[platnum]

granted but you make a chuck norris joke.




i wish i had had an bahamut.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

grananted, now i u hav badder grammer

I wish that noone used IM language in posts here.

 

[Danielman]

granted, now everyone speaks horrible klingon.

i wish that i had an xbox 360 no strings attached.and that i were impossible to steal.And that it wont get a ring of death.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but you lose it.



I wish that I could win a WWYP contest.

 

[platnum]

granted,but my bahamut killzorz you.



i wish i was a moderater.

 

[Yaya]

Granted, but you get IP Banned for abusing your power.

I wish you sucked.