Wish Corruptor

[platnum]

granted.*time killing paradox*





I wish this gets stickied.

 

[~Tac~]

Granted, but then you will unsticky it in the paradox that you created yourself and everyone will hate you.

I wish I had an indestructable, GPS tagged, damage-proof, fire-proof, germ-resistant, 100% surefire anti-corrupting PS3 with controllers containing equal structure and features as the PS3 that I'm able to play 24/7. And it runs on 983465 hour, self-recharging batteries and AC power in case of shortage, while in an indestructable gaming bubble and life support so I don't die.

 

[platnum]

granted,but you have no games and the wrest of teh world explodes.




i wish...

 

[Flipstar]

granted, you now have 3 periods scattered on your face


I wish that i could find a wii and then be able to buy it and then be able to play any game on it and nothing will explode or go wrong! And no the world will not explode and everyone will be happy with their lives!

 

[platnum]

granted.but i FIRE MAH LAZAH ON YOU.




i wish i had A LAZAH.

 

[~Tac~]

Granted, but it will only shoot air propelled, foam discs.

I wish I had a snack to eat.

 

[platnum]

granted...but it is habaneroes


i wish for paradox.

 

[Yaya]

Granted. But the Paradox makes everyone with the name of platnum explode.

I wish Falcon's Knee was it's own character (It deserves to...)

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. It cant jump

I wish i could work at Nintendo

 

[Yaya]

Granted. But your the Janitor and all you get to do is unclog Shigeru Miyamoto's toilet.

I wish I could be a beta tester at Nintendo.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. You can only test Wrecking Crew remakes.

I wish I created a Nintendo series better than Zelda

 

[Flipstar]

Granted, but then everybody that played your game gets AIDS

I wish that the jets would win the superbowl in the next 3 years

 

[Yaya]

Granted. But after they win the Super Bowl they get 0-16 seasons forever.

I wish I could have a cookie that doesn`t taste bad and isn`t poisoned.

 

[platnum]

granted,but you have no mouth.


i wish this wish was un-corruptable.

 

[Snake King 1]

Granted, but that this wish is already useless

I wish the luma's from Super Mario Galaxy were playable characters and owned

 

[platnum]

granted,but they cant be unlocked.





i wish brawl was out.

 

[~Tac~]

Granted, but you will be the only person who can't play Brawl online.

I wish I wasn't so BORED.

 

[Phlemingo]

Granted, but you will be the only person who can't play Brawl online.

I wish I wasn't so BORED.

Me too .

 

[smashplayer16]

......Me three

 

[Danielman]

granted, Can we move On?

I wish I were God.

 

[SMASHlTUP]

Me four.....

 

[platnum]

ME FIVE *leaves*

 

[somenerd]

Me... wait, what?

Granted, but you must bear complaints from mortals for all eternity.

I wish platnum wasn't such a moron god-modder.

 

[platnum]

i shal not grant because i dons know wat means.



i wish owned this site and that was un-crashable

 

[Danielman]

*crash*

*Succeeds at repair*

I wish I Could walljump. iN real life.

 

[platnum]

granted,but you smash your head into the wall you tried to jump to.



i wish for world peace.

 

[Danielman]

granted. After eliminating all weapons on earth aliens destroy all copies of Smash melee

I wish I had a FREE UNCORRUPTIBLE wish.

 

[Phlemingo]

Granted, but your request caused mass destruction due to it creating a ultra omega oxy moron.

I wish someone could make sense of what I just said.

 

[~Tac~]

Granted, but after its explained nobody will hear it, so in a virtual space paradox, I have already explained it but nobody listened.

I wish....I still wasn't bored. T__T;

 

[platnum]

granted*thinks*



i wish for pie.

 

[~Tac~]

Granted, but I'll eat it right after it appears.

I STILL wish I was bored...and I wish I had an accessible debit account with $50,000 and the card was replaced with my fingerprint. Aw yeah...

 

[platnum]

granted,but everything now costs 50,001 dollars and you cant earn any more.

 

[Formula1]

Jynx
Wishes you make can't be corrupted.....
Until I say your name one time

I wish I was a pornstar that would never get STD's make tons of money and made sex something everyone and everything could respect and no one would do anything bad because they saw how awesome my porn was

 

[yellowgoblin]

But then you get old and no one likes you anymore, you get bankrupt and die out of thirst.

I wish I could have Brawl now! and for free!

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but the Governator steals it from you

Hey, its not Chuck Norris

I wish I had a donut

 

[yggdrasil325]

Granted. It is the one-and-only s*** flavored donut. The stereotypical police have eaten every other donut. You're stupid enough to eat it anyway, and you die when your taste buds explode.

I wish I could destroy destructive paradoxes before they cause the universe to implode.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but that doesn't mean that the universe won't implode afterwards.

I wish for a CD of hat sniffer music.

 

[Phlemingo]

Granted, but WTF is hat sniffer music?

I wish that I stole Alicia's Keys and could now fly like Neo in her Matrix.

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but... ................ THERE IS NO SPOON!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I wish that The Simpsons was the best show in the universe.

 

[Megavitamins]

Wish granted, but spongebob squarepants is now the second best show in the universe and everybidy talks about it.

I wish for the ability to think of amazing wish corrupters.