Wish Corruptor

[yggdrasil325]

Granted. You suddenly don't like the taste of sobe energy drink, but there is nothing else to drink around you. You die of thirst.

I wish Mewtwo was in the the High or Top Tier.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but the high tier is now the lowest since all the characters are so good.

I wish that It was 3:00 pm today.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

granted, but you get hit with a wrench.

I wish for chinese food.

 

[yggdrasil325]

granted, but you get hit with a wrench.

I wish for chinese food.

Granted. You simultaneously drown in, choke on, and get crushed by 15 tons of chinese food because your corruption was lame.
(I'm going to corrupt Mr.Lombard's wish because MetalLuigi's corruption was just plain bad. MetalLuigi, your wish is [re]granted. You don't get hit with a wrench, but nothing happens. After all, it's 3:00 pm somewhere.)

I wish Game & Watch was 3-D.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but he is still as annoying

i wish the guy above me knew that he didn't have to quote

 

[ti83pop]

Granted, but now he can't remember what the post before him said, and he is to dumb to scroll/look back, so now he makes the dumbest corruptions, like "Granted, but...umm...it's filled with flowers" and "Granted, but....the world explodes."


I wish that this wish wasn't corrupted.
(p.s. You have to grant the wish, you can never say not granted )

 

[Megavitamins]

Your wish isn't corrupted, but your head explodes from making such a confusing post... Wait no then I did corrupt it.. AHHH *Head explodes from confusion*

I wish for a non exploded head.

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, you have a pretty good view of your exploded limbs.

I wish everyone else wasn't corrupted and I was corrupted.
(How can you corrupt me if I want to be corrupted but that's the wish to be corrupted but corrupting that would be...confusing...)

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, i will NOT corrupt it though (sucker)

i wish my son would stop asking me where babys come from. i already explained how it works but **** it if he just wont learn. (he's 4)

 

[Goopygoo]

Granted, but now he's the father of multiple children, and has slept with dozens of different girls. (He had to find out somehow.)

 

[12soreloser]

you didn't make a wish

i wish for a magic potato (just like Platypus)

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but my potato's Pulso Cannons automatically hunt you down and kill you.

I wish for 5 more Pulso Sabers.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but they ran out of batterys

i wish i was a duck

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, but you morph into a penguin afterwards and then start wearing a red bath robe and red cap while holding a giant hammer. You then go by the name of King DeDeDe.

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted and corrupted.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted

i wish i could quit you

 

[WaterTails]

Granted, but you die of withdrawls from quitting you...

I wish I was a bugged bugbear!

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, but you look like an ugly mutant.

I wish I was a handsom mutant.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. Your mutation is the normal kind (the kind that doesn't give you super-powers). You're sterile.

I wish to never ever have abnormal bowel movements.

 

[UberBob]

Your wish is granted, but then Chuck Norris becomes jealous and kills you

I wish that I got a free cheeseburger everyday

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but it is the worst tasting thing you have ever eaten.

I wish I had a pillow.

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, you get caught kissing it.

I wish I had a puppy. (I tried that and it didn't work out. but still. this is the sorta wish forum. Some have come true for me lol.)

 

[Jammer]

Okay, this post isn't part of the actual game; it's just a reminder:

NO KILLING PEOPLE AS THE CORRUPTION!

You guys have been doing that quite a bit. It's against the game rules. It's also just a cop-out for lazy people who can't come up with some good:

Granted, but [whatever] kills you.

Booorrring.

 

[Deleted member]

Your wish is granted, but it has rabies.

I wish Sonic was god tier

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, but Fox is bottom tier and Pichu is right next to Sonic now. lol.

I wish that people would be posting on here all the time. and not spam and not have noobs.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but not granted

I wish that Sin and Punishment had a playable character in Brawl

 

[Megavitamins]

Wish granted, but all of their moves include looking up boring law things.


I wish for world peace. (on the earth of course, dont want them martians getting my wish)

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, but the Martians are jealous of Earth so they plan a full-scale invasion using puppies as their disgiuse,

I wish I made sense. (Not moneywise...)

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted. Noone listens to you, still.

I wish I had no friends, a pathetic life, and was entirely deserving to die, and no one would miss me. All of my worldly possesions have been confiscated by the government, unable to be re-obtained.

((Heheh, good look with this one.))

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but that's the corruption LOL

I wish they made a new Kid Icarus

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but i have the only copy

i wish i had cancer of the brain and died today

 

[BokutoGuy]

lol... the game is no fun if u do that so i wont answer

i wish i had every game system in the world and all games as well as $100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

 

[kinghippo99]

invalid. some one still has to answer mine

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, Kinghippo, but that's the corruption

How many zeroes is that, Bokuto? It looks like Googol

 

[Platypus]

Granted, Bokuto, but the rest of the world goes bankrupt. As a result, no more food can be made and everyone dies in a week, aside from you (it takes you two).

I wish I had a sliding kick attack. And a mid-air puff attack.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but it has no use in the real world

i wish i could get my custom avatar up instead of a **** metal pikachu

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but it has to be a metal Dora or you're banned

I wish Smash was the best game ever, and nothing bad happened I could get a better Sonic avatar

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but now shadow has taken over the sonic franchise

i wish i was paid better

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you have to spend it on food for the poor...and you get none

I wish someone else would start corrupting wishes

 

[Sieged Eagle]

Granted, but you have to spend it on food for the poor...and you get none

I wish someone else would start corrupting wishes

Granted. Your wish has just been corrupted.

I wish I had cowbell.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but so does Chuck Norris

I wish I knew what to wish for