Wish Corruptor

[lolomgwtfbbq]

Granted, but you're ugly as hell now so no one wants you.
I wish someone will corrupt this wish.

 

[somenerd]

Granted, Thank you for destroying the purpose of this thread and inciting an angry mob!!!

(Is this too extreme? If so, I'll change it.)

I wish DWC's logic-type "cheat" had some sort of loophole.

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, but... You are stuck in Limbo, doing the Limbo...Forever...

I wish that we could get presents (that are good) every day. And that we all were smart enough not to need school.

 

[Sandwich]

Granted, but your mom thinks good presents are underwear.
And all teachers become poor and hobos and die. Is that what you want, you heartless jerk?

Anyway, I wish my kitten-pimp was alive again.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

To Platypus: That was the best thing I could come up with... =/



To DWC: And it's the same logic that erased you from existence, Mr. Paradox

To E-Jolteon: Granted, but you wait so long that you forget what you're waiting for.

I wish I wasn't an easy target.

its not a paradox, nothing bad happening, means i have to have something good, or i have something bad...
so i automatically always have something good!

and, wish granted, but kitten-pimp is a zombie and bites you..

i wish that i didnt feel any pain ever

ANDD!!!!! thanks, i luff my logic

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

granted, but u never die, thus living until the world explodes or something.
I wish i had an indestructable wii, television, and copy of brawl right now.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

untill? it would be more torture to still be alive after it sploded...
but anyways, wish granted... but only bowser and kirby are playable on one stage... animal crossing 0-0

i wish that i didnt lose my pokemon game =[

 

[Beno]

@ metal
granted, but you don't have electricity! for 200 years!

I wish for a dimand.

sorry dark, you didn't have a wish when i posted

so wish granted, but you lose your consle that goes with it

 

[somenerd]

I give up on that... DWC, your anti negative wish is uncorruptible.

To Beno: Granted, but its brilliance causes you to go blind.

I wish DWC didn't use the logic loophole.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

lol thanks... btw other guy got to my wish first... and to beno, i got to his wish first... so edit your posts =[
OH, and wish granted, but i find another loophole

i wish icecream was healthy, tastey, and limitless

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but it becomes sentient and conquers the world!

I wish for the global warming issue to be resolved.

 

[Beno]

greanted, but it gets way to cold for life to live.

i wish i could type at 600 words per minute

@ DWC you didn't have a wish when i was typing so sorry

 

[dark-war-cloud]

EDIT: (beno beat me to it) wish granted, but you have no hands
i wish bob barker didnt retire for the price is right

 

[Beno]

granted, but you suddenly have no interest in the price is right or bob barker, so your wish is wasted.

I wish for a private island.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

granted, but it sinks underwater.
i wish that i was playing super mario galaxy right now.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish that schools didn't have social classes.

 

[blooagga]

Granted but now all your classes are Mathematics
I wish i did NOT have the ability to fly

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, you just have the ability to soar through the air at will.

I wish that you understood what social classes are.

 

[blooagga]

Granted but Blooagga realized that it doesn't say social studies xD

I don't wish for a hover car

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

granted, congradulations, u just got a flying car.

i wish that my wish got corrupted, heck its going to anyways>_<

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted. Ha.

I wish for a peice of cheesecake right now that tastes awesome, is right next to me and not poisonous or dangerous in any way to eat. Normal size, doesn't get stolen., healthy, not contained in anything, right in my hand. I don't get full too ea it or have to go anywhere, i just get to eat it. I dont get fat or yelled at. It does not cost anything in any way, It is mine so I didn't take it from anyone/anything.


CORRUPT THIS WISH!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

It posted a copy, ignore this post.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

granted, but after the first bite, it turns holographic.

I wish for a really really cool pen

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted. Ha.

I wish for a peice of cheesecake right now that tastes awesome, is right next to me and not poisonous or dangerous in any way to eat. Normal size, doesn't get stolen., healthy, not contained in anything, right in my hand. I don't get full too ea it or have to go anywhere, i just get to eat it. I dont get fat or yelled at. It does not cost anything in any way, It is mine so I didn't take it from anyone/anything.


CORRUPT THIS WISH!!!!!!!!

Wish NOT granted! Put a twist on it didn't I?

and as for the really cool pen... Granted...But the pen ruins your favorite shirt with its inkiness.

I wish that this goes on forever.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

granted, but you lose your sight and are frozen into the computer forever...
i wish that my wish couldn't be corrupted..

 

[xbrinkx]

Wish granted. But in an unrelated accident your arms fell off. o.0

I wish I had a pony.

 

[Weed]

Granted, but it tramples you in your sleep, and proceeds to trample your entire family and everyone you know, and then takes over the world, putting "my little pony" on every single tv station, etc.
Pony's win, you lose.

I wish Street Fighter IV would come out.

 

[xbrinkx]

(sorry for being on too much. Got nothing better to do.)
Granted, but the game comes to life and takes over all the streets in the world. Including the airstrips. So we have no form of transportation besides the donkey and camel! Congratulations, you've just reduced the world's transportation to hairy, smelly creatures.

I wish I knew when to stop.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, in 14 years. By then, your eyes will have fallen off from the strain.

I wish that I didn't always have to wake up early in the morning.

 

[somenerd]

Granted, now you have to get up late at night.

I wish I could give DWC a trophy for his logic cheat.

 

[Platypus]

Granted. However, there was no logic cheat, so he got an award for nothing. You see, when I corrupted his wish, I said that everyone else would suffer, though he would never find out. That means that he'd lead a normal, oblivious life, but everyone would secretly hate him. Just because he didn't suffer doesn't mean that the wish wasn't corrupted; nowhere in the name of the thread does it say that he has to recieve the misery.

I wish for a Hammerang.

 

[somenerd]

Okay, but I still think that wish was uncorruptible.

And granted, but a Hammer Bro. and a Boomerang Bro. show up, and they don't look happy

I wish I knew what floccinaucinihilipilification meant.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but you spend your life finding out that it's just a meaningless conglomeration of phrases meaning "lack of anything".

I wish for a deadly art expo to kill me painfully.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but you have respawn right after it.

I wish Metal Luigi was playable in Brawl.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but it's just normal luigi with a special metalic cover. No difference in fighting what-so-ever.

I wish my computer was new enough to handle second life.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted. However, there was no logic cheat, so he got an award for nothing. You see, when I corrupted his wish, I said that everyone else would suffer, though he would never find out. That means that he'd lead a normal, oblivious life, but everyone would secretly hate him. Just because he didn't suffer doesn't mean that the wish wasn't corrupted; nowhere in the name of the thread does it say that he has to recieve the misery.

being hated is a negative thing... and nothing negative can happen to me =]
so every doesnt secretely hate meh 0-0...
besides that isnt corrupting MY wish, its scrambling other peoples fortunes...
so, everyones misery doesnt affect me, so my wish is never corrupted =]

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Stop disrupting the flow of the thread. We have all had to deal with painfull corruption. I will now copy-paste my absolute most painful one here:

I wish that I had a little monkey/lizard/jackalope thingy that sat on my head and held my stuff and acted as a thrd arm...kinda like daxter...and he can not hurt me or be converted to anyone else, is the size of a house cat, weighs 3 pounds, does not controll my brain, does not scrape my scalp with its claws and always obeys me. It needs normal, easily aquirred food...french fries. Is not hideous (it should be cute) and I am not allergic to it. It can come off and run around when I want, and will not run away. It can not be killed and spits SNIPER ACURRATE, flesh eating acid at anyone who tries to steal it. Noone makes fun of me for having it, the government does not try to take it or anything. It also does not make ear shattering squeaks, it simply meows like a regular kitty at a low decibel level. It does not get knocked out or shed all over, and it will not hurt people I dont want it to. It does not turn evil like a gremlin and has no side affects. It also will sheild me from oncoming attacks. It costs no money, it just appears next to me when this wish is granted. NOONE else has or can get one of these. My parents aprrove of it. It will not eat clothes, bedsheets or any other items (just normal food) and will also not eat or disturb my cat. It will also not emit smelly or toxic fumes and will not cover my eyes while I'm focosing on stuff. It cannot talk. It is clean and gives off no germs. It does not mess up my hair or clothing.

This wish is probably going to end the thread...
^^^That was my wish.

This is the corruption:

Okay...the little critter appears in a solid 8,000-pound crate made of indestructible, opaque groinium. I believe that works.




This was quite possibly the most shameful experience of my swf life. How could I not think of that?


Not to spam, but...you know, my wish is still up.

@Darkwarcloud: YOU DONT KNOW YOUR HATED, SO YOU DONT SUFFER! If you don't know it, you don't suffer.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, it breahes aids

i wish Beowulf was in brawl

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

*slaps self in face* You were supposed to corrupt the wish I made, not the one that was already corrupted!

"I wish my computer was new enough to handle second life"

CORRUPT THE WISH!!!!

STOP MAKE GENERIC BRAWL CHARACTER WISHES!!! HE IS AN ASSIST TROPHY!!!!

 

[xbrinkx]

Granted, but you don't get any characters you want in brawl. (I changed this after the last wish.)
I wish I could be as cunning as DWC.