Wish Corruptor

[12soreloser]

your wish is granted but he only posts spam

i wish that i was a moderator

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but only on the MacDonald's MacForum.

I wish I could ice skate.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. You become a professional ice skater, turn gay (not that that's a bad thing), and then get baseball-batted in the kneecaps by a hitman hired by an unscrupulous competitor.

That actually happened before.

I wish that I could always reach into my pocket and magically pull out whatever amount of cash I needed.

 

[Silent_Jester]

Granted but its counterfeit, so you get busted and sent to federal prison for the rest of your life.

I wish that my brother and his friends didn't suck so bad at guitar hero.

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, they become millionaires...

and forget about you entirely, making you beg on the streets of Kazhakstan.

I wish for an uncorruptable apple.

 

[47drift]

Granted, but the worm inside isn't corrupted :x

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but your eyes hurt for the next year.

i wish i had the game Mario Galaxy right now

 

[kinghippo99]

granted but nintendo recalls it for inspection and never returns it

i wish for non-counterfeight money that i could pull out of my pocket at any time.

 

[Silent_Jester]

Granted, but its Monopoly money.

I wish I knew how I arrived at Kazistan.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. You were forced into white slavery (assuming you're white). That's where people kidnap you and whore you out. It's a big thing in Kazakhstan (I'm guessing).

I wish I never accumulated waste, so that I never have to go to the bathroom, yet my body goes on functioning without problems.

 

[Silent_Jester]

Granted but your burned at the stake for your witchcraft.

I wish this topic was bumped by my post.

 

[12soreloser]

Granted, but you get banned by your post too

I wish my mom would stop "coming for a visit" at my house

 

[Silent_Jester]

Granted, but she moves in. Good luck with your dating life.

I wish that every character I wanted was in brawl, including the Black Knight.

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted. Brawl Gameplay is then ruined beyond playability, and online is dropped.

I wish Zelda didn't have to worry because the triforce of wisdom promised the king WILL DIE!!

 

[12soreloser]

Granted, but now link has to

I wish i had a egg salad sandwich

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but they're worm eggs!!!
(Got that from Futurama)

*crickets chirping*

I wish I wasn't such a nobody...

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted. Your'e somebody now.. Somebody noone likes.

I wish everyone was promised cake at the end of this test.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but the promise was made by a deranged hobo who proceeds to shriek "The end is Baconator!" for several years.

I wish for a real Lickitung of immense size to successfully eat the Sun and destroy all life.

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted, but it turns out we can live without the suny.

I wish for three days to stop the moon from falling.

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but the moon crushes us to death anyway because the hero is too lazy to do anything. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I wish that the controversy on illegal aliens would stop.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, because the government realizes that vampires are a much bigger threat!

I wish that I didn't ever get headaches, and didn't get any illness exesively. (Keep in mind that you cant corrupt a wish by making someone die)

 

[Sandwich]

Granted, but I break the rules cause I'm so gangsta.

I wish my cat was a kitten-pimp.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

wish granted, but all the kittens were eaten by dogs =]

i wish that nothing negative could happen to me ever

 

[somenerd]

wish granted, but all the kittens were eaten by dogs =]

i wish that nothing negative could happen to me ever

Wow, what a toughie...

Uhh... Granted, but nothing... positive happens either...?
Thus erasing you from existence because you're a living conundrum...?

(Hope it doesn't qualify as death... *crossing fingers*)

I wish I knew what I was talking about.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, me too

wish the guy above me knew that he didn't have to quote the guy above him

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but now he(i.e. me) quotes everyone below him, resulting in the balance being disrupted

(Get it, below?)

granted, me too

wish the guy above me knew that he didn't have to quote the guy above him

I wish that I wasn't reprimanded for this.

(BTW, thanks for the info. I'll be more careful.)

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, until i become mod (which is never)

i wish that i had an infinint post count

 

[47drift]

Granted, but no one posts here in this thread, or anywhere in the site, anymore.

I wish.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

I wish to not be pWn3d by lombardi for not wishing anything.

Too late!

I wish that the sig that sugarpoultry made me would actually appear in my sig. Correct size, on this forum.

 

[Silent_Jester]

Granted, but it offends McFox and he bans you from the site. Have fun with your sig.

I wish...

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

I wish that I had made a wishAND COULD STOP PISSING OFF LOMBARDI

Granted, but everyone else is pissed at you now.


I wish that the wheather in NY could be 60 degrees farenheight today.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Wow, what a toughie...

Uhh... Granted, but nothing... positive happens either...?
Thus erasing you from existence because you're a living conundrum...?

(Hope it doesn't qualify as death... *crossing fingers*)

I wish I knew what I was talking about.

nothing good happening is a bad thing =/

 

[Platypus]

Focus, sir or madam!

To DWC: Granted, but everyone suffers without you ever finding out. That would be bad for everyone else, but it wouldn't be bad for you.

I wish for pasta rays.

 

[12soreloser]

granted but then everyone startts crowding you askeing for "yo pasta" (that's me trying to be gangsta) and then scientists kill you and perform an autopy on you to find out how you do that]

I wish I had a setup so i can play Brawl forever (until i die)

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Focus, sir or madam!

To DWC: Granted, but everyone suffers without you ever finding out. That would be bad for everyone else, but it wouldn't be bad for you.

I wish for pasta rays.

not having anything good is bad...
because that would be having nothing, and having nothing is bad, unless ou have something bad, thats bad, but i cant have anything bad... =[, and if i dont have anything good, thats bad too...

MAH LAWGIK IS AWSUM

 

[xbrinkx]

I wish I had a setup so i can play Brawl forever (until i die)

Your wish is granted, but you play it forever and ever, even when you're bored of the game. Then from all the excitement you get from the first playthrough you all of a sudden implode.

I wish that all characters I would want in Brawl without the game's release being pro-longed. Also, have Brawl be perfect and have no glitches. And that all the characters would not be replaced with cows.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, all the characters that you wanted must be unlocked by beating classic mode. On hard. In 30 seconds flat. With no action replay or other cheats.

I wish that someone would grant my wish at the top of the page about NY being 60 degrees farhenhight.

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted.. after that, the tempeture will double daily for the rest of eternity.

I with I could wait to bomb some dodongos!

 

[somenerd]

To Platypus: That was the best thing I could come up with... =/

not having anything good is bad...
because that would be having nothing, and having nothing is bad, unless ou have something bad, thats bad, but i cant have anything bad... =[, and if i dont have anything good, thats bad too...

MAH LAWGIK IS AWSUM

To DWC: And it's the same logic that erased you from existence, Mr. Paradox

To E-Jolteon: Granted, but you wait so long that you forget what you're waiting for.

I wish I wasn't an easy target.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, you're not an easy target, but everyoneone is skiled enough to hit you anyway...in whatever you don't want to be an easy target for...

I wish to be stronger than all the kids in my school. Not too strong, just...you know, an average strong kid. And that I AM PHYSICALY STRONG, not emotionally. Emotionally too, but physically is the main thing.