Wish Corruptor

[kinghippo99]

granted, but for some reason it's upside down

i wish for nothing

 

[47drift]

Granted... But it failed!

Odd how I was either gonna say "It's not very effective" or "But nothing happened"...

I wish. Period.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but the perod comes to life and begins poking you violently in the eyes.

I wish that the world had no problems.

 

[applejack]

Granted, and it is dull.

I wish I could draw.

 

[47drift]

Granted, but there's no such thing as writing utensils anymore. Blood ahoy!

I wish I wasn't so morbid...

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, you can draw scribble.

I wish that I had a nice, safe, delicous apple.

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, it's all nice and safe, but it's over in Africa somewhere
and you lost 3 bucks, the cost to own it

I wish for Wu Tangs new album

 

[47drift]

Granted, but you have nothing to play it on.

I wish I was the greatest martial artist in the world :O

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but your in a coma for life

i wish i had cancer

 

[47drift]

Granted. Oops.

I wish that I never made mistakes.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but now you can't tell lies

i wish that i could annoy people to death (i already do that but only to the brink of death)

 

[Beno]

granted, but the new word for "people" is now Hyuanmentatitionat and people now means nothing, and this was proclaimed a second before you wished that.

I wish for candy!

 

[47drift]

Granted. But you stole it from a baby. The baby suddenly grew to be 15 feet tall. He's going to kill you now.

I wish I could run a mile in 4 minutes.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but now every one but you can run a mile in two minutes

i wish i was the last guy on earth and gay so the human race could die out

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted

I wish to own Google search

 

[47drift]

Granted, but Google's stocks just exploded, and AskJeeves is the new search engine of choice. (Ha, whatever...)

I wish the bonus costumes and characters in the PS3 Eternal Sonata were available in the Xbox 360 version...

 

[kinghippo99]

Granted

I wish to own Google search

why didn't u corrupt my wish ****it!!!

 

[Platypus]

These kids. No sense of countering at all.

Granted, but only after purchasing a PS3 to use as a modem.

I wish for a bit more time to eat food.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, you get 0.0000000000000000000000000034 Seconds more now.

I wish I didn't have all this homework to do.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, now u have to stay at school forever

i wish i lived in a house made out of diamonds

 

[TheFifthMan]

Too bad you're the housekeeper.

I wish for 4chan's /b/ to be worksafe.

 

[Beno]

Granted, you still can't get on it though.

I wish for...
a planet named after me.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but your name suddenly changes to Jupitoaster.

I wish that my revisions on my papers yield a publishing deal.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but whenever you write a loved one dies

i wish i was made out of diamond that could move

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but your blood is also diamond. Diamond doesn't transport oxygen. Thereafter, you die.

I wish for a toxic pizza crust.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, toxic to ants. For humans, it's completely edible.


I wish that I could rn really fast.

 

[Platypus]

Granted. You are now the world's fastest rug navigator.

I wish I had a S.I.R. of any intelligence level.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but something happens that cannot be explained causing you to be transprted to a world were everyone has the inteligence of a bar of soap

i wish that this thread was capable of killing

 

[47drift]

Granted. Eventually.

I wish Mega Man, Olimar, and Micaiah were all playable characters in Brawl and totally kicked arse, etc.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but they all are like master hand - you can't play em'. But as you said, they always kick your arse.

I wish that I could throw bannanas like boomerangs. Really fast and that I dont accidently kill anyone.

 

[smashplayer16]

Granted but you swarmed by monkeys that take you captive.

I wish the black girl frome Out of Jimmy's was my girlfriend.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but without her makeup, she's even uglier

I wish that smashplayer could have better taste in girls o_0

 

[smashplayer16]

WHAT!?
Granted but your girlfriend looses her attraction towards you and comes to me.
I wish Mr. Lombardi had any taste in girls.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, now he's better than you at it

i wish that the Wii didn't have such a strange name

 

[SonicMario]

Granted. But now the Games have weird names >_>

I wish for the groundhog to see it's shadow

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but the in the six more weeks of winter, a huge blizzard comes and barracades you into your house.

I wish that I could speak fluent english and spanish.

 

[SMASHlTUP]

Granted someone is blue running up something

I wish smashplayer16 would stay online

 

[smashplayer16]

You know i was just watching dateline so don't call me that.
Not Granted because i'm not nasty.
I wish SMAHITUP had the guts to ask my cousin on a date

 

[SMASHlTUP]

Yes Granted You are
I wish you would Keep your personal life offline

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, now he tells you it in real life

i wish i could speak All languages fluently