Wish Corruptor

[Platypus]

Granted, but you speak in all 438 of them simultaneously.

I wish for steel noodles.

 

[Snake King 1]

Granted but their invisible

 

[kinghippo99]

since you didn't make a wish you die

i wish i was the president of Nintendo

 

[handsockpuppet]

i'll grant that wish but you eventually make a stupid chose and cause a riot and send Nintendo into bankruptcy.

I wish that idiots would stop flaming me and saying Roy sucks.

 

[47drift]

Granted, but he's removed from Melee through some sort of freak accident involving your game disc and a toaster. He's also not in Brawl.

I wish EB Games was actually on-time with their game release dates...

 

[kinghippo99]

Granted, but brawl is delayed indefinently

i wish that anything in Utah was open on sundays so i could get my copy of brawl on the actual date... not on the day after because of some mormans and so forth

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, now yo mommas hooker store is open too

I wish Roy had teh water

 

[kinghippo99]

Granted, it just broke

i wish for a pony

 

[12soreloser]

granted, but the pony is only found in Zelda twilight princess (or Ocarina of time)

i wish Young Link will be a character in Brawl

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but he's so awesome that your eyes implode.

I wish for Peach to wield her parasol in Brawl.

 

[Jammer]

Granted, but it's the boring old parasol, and not Parry from that DS game. In fact, Peach is just a copy of Peach from Melee. Boring.

I wish that I had sweet gaming rig.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but it's made out of candy

i wish for icecream with human eyes in it

 

[Gkryptonite]

granted
it was a cannibalistic family that drove that ice cream truck around, proceeding to eat the rest of your neighbors and recruiting you to be part of their cannibalistic family

I wish to see what heaven is like

 

[47drift]

Granted. There's a nice view of it from heck. :x

I wish GameStop got Super Mario Galaxy on launch day for me to buy instead of having it one day late.

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted. There's a nice view of it from heck. :x

I wish GameStop got Super Mario Galaxy on launch day for me to buy instead of having it one day late.

Granted. Because Mario Galaxy is now 2 years delayed.

I wish my ship set sail in the morning, and I knew what was for dinner.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but because you set sail in the morning, you will have breakfast instead *mwahahaha.*
i wish Roy would be in Brawl.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but to unlock him, you have to beat classic mode in 0.05 seconds.

I wish that I had 100,000 experience points on newgrounds.

 

[Jammer]

Um, kay. Nobody cares about how many points you have. Wait, better yet, Newgrounds suddenly carries Barbie Pony games exclusively.

I wish my breath was always fresh and my teeth invincible so that I never have to brush my teeth again!

 

[47drift]

Granted. Your breath now has the "fresh" smell of garlic, and your teeth are invincible, though they've fallen out of your mouth.

I wish I had $50 more dollars.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but it's forged

i wish i wasn't teaching moronic kids

 

[47drift]

Granted. Now you're teaching ******** adults :x

I wish Micaiah's Newcomer in Brawl update happened already, as well as a moveset and Joins the Brawl video D:

 

[12soreloser]

your wish is granted but all the moves suck stink

 

[handsockpuppet]

you didn't make a wish!

I wish I had a billion (American) dollars.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. The fall of the American dollar continues and, in a year, your 1 billion USD is worth 1 Canadian dollar.

I wish I was a cyborg with enhanced abilities in all areas. Also, I wish that I don't go crazy or anything when I'm a cyborg and start killing people.

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted. During the transformation, however, you completely loose control of ALL of your bodily functions. (And people think you stink).

I wish that my room wasn't 10 degrees warmer than the rest of he house.

 

[Insurance Salesman]

Granted; now all of the house is ten degrees warmer.

I wish that all nukes in the world would be destroyed.

 

[VespicimoRoy]

Granted: No more Nukes. But there will be more weaponry

I wish for a decent president.

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted, we now have a president that wishes the best for the US... So he drafts everyone and sends them to Iraq.

I wish I could wish this wish that I wish to be wishing at this wishful moment.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but your wish sucks, so everyone comes and pWn3s you.

I wish that I was not so short, but not too tall. Just like everyone else.

 

[some random guy]

Granted but then everyone else grows taller and thinks your too little.



I wish i had a higher rank.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but your wish sucks, so everyone comes and pWn3s you.

I wish that I was not so short, but not too tall. Just like everyone else.

The above is still my wish.

By the way, no, not granted. All the new people here want a higher rank, and they just spam posts to get it.

 

[TheFifthMan]

Wish granted. Everyone shrinks down to exactly 10^-12 m. Enjoy getting torn apart by chemical reactions, just like everyone else.

I wish that the *chan boards became globally worksafe.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but on an unrelated note everyone you love dies.

The above is still my wish.

By the way, no, not granted. All the new people here want a higher rank, and they just spam posts to get it.

your describing me. BTW I just made it to smash journeyman.

I wish I was a mod

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but now every one is a super mod unlike u

i wish i didn't have to go to work but i still got paid

 

[handsockpuppet]

Granted, but they realize you're just a burden and so they fire you the next day.

I wish I was the best smasher in the world

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted, but youv'e now forgotten the correct way to hold the controller, and are incapable of relearning it.

I wish handsockpuppet would learn how to hold a controller again.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but nobody else smashes anymore, and now we all call you a nerd.
And yes, I am descirbing you. Some people get to apprentice in a month. That is ridiculous. I have 328 in 7 months. My posts have more quality, which is what you should aim for.

I wish that I didn't get iches.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, now you get bad cramps.

I wish for all the latest technology

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, it's a book that spell checks itself

i wish for what i granted

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but you throw it out when you find out it's about a teenage girl who can't decide if she wants red shoes or black shoes.

i wish this thread had Chuck Noris posting in it.