Wish Corruptor

[Symphony X]

Granted, but now you are the most annoying noobie on the 'net.

I wish I was better at designing web pages.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, with a costly web design program anything is possible. You sell your computer to buy it. Haha

I wish that I was the greatest smasher in the world!

 

[Symphony X]

Granted, but then everybody in the world quits Smash, save for you.

I wish I was as witty as some of my friends.

 

[47drift]

Granted, but now you have no friends! :x

I wish I had a drinking fountain that produced chocolate milk! :D

 

[Beno]

Granted, but the milk is sour.

i wish...
for a empty bucket

 

[Symphony X]

Granted, but the bucket is only a thimble.

I wish I could go back to Alabama.

 

[47drift]

Granted, but Brawl isn't sold in Alabama! :O!!

I wish I was the greatest pun-maker EVER.

 

[Enlong]

Granted, but there are still those who despise puns and lynch you as PUNishment.

I wish that Kefka would, without losing any of the personality that made him a great character in Final Fantasy VI, and without being turned into a mockery of his character (like Setzer was), be a boss in a future Kingdom Hearts game, along the same lines as the optional Sephiroth battles from Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2.

 

[47drift]

Granted, but the next Kingdom Hearts gets canceled two days before release!

And also, that PUNishment thing made me laugh. Oh the irony.

I wish I lived in Japan...

 

[Jammer]

Granted, but then you'd be Japanese. Wait, just kidding. Granted, but Japan invades China and you're caught up in the war.

By the way, did you know that the Chinese government has perpetuated the myth that if it were overturned somehow, Japan would invade and take over? And that most Chinese people believe it? Isn't that horrible?

I wish China was a free country that didn't lie to its people.

 

[Enlong]

Granted: now the Chinese leaders are forced to tell their citizens that they are all legally owned by Wal-Mart.

I wish that this wish would not be granted.

 

[Jammer]

Um, granted. It's corrupted. (If you want to be tricky, you have to say "I wish for this wish to be corrupted." Your wish wasn't tricky. Sorry.)

I wish I was pro, and not just slightly above average, at smash.

 

[47drift]

Granted, but there's no such thing as smash! :O

I wish people would stop posting in this thread.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. Only robots post in this thread now. At least we all know which Smashboarders are robots now, right?

I wish I wasn't a robot. It gets very lonely, sometimes, with all the humanity around me. Plus, being a robot means you don't get any.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, you are now an emotionless human controlled by a will other than your own.

I wish that I was a great piano player.

 

[applejack]

Granted, but you are considered great by near deaf people. To everyone else you're still pretty bad.

I wish I could play Guitar Hero without being pwned.

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but you'd be UBER PWND!

I wish that Shy Guy was a PC in Brawl, and top tier at that.

 

[MASAHIROx]

granted, but you just lost both of your thumbs. have fun playing smash

i wish i could own a skyline GTR

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but it weighs 400 pounds.

I wish that I had a safe to eat, great tasting, normal sized chocolate chip cookie. Also it appears in my hand when the wish is granted, is not stolen, is exactly 73 degrees fahrenhieght, weighs .3 lbs, is not too hard and not too soft, and dpesn't contain too much sugar.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. Um, you made this one hard. Safe and tasty? Um...you're cookie is great, but you get an intestine infection and are not allowed to eat it.

I wish I can do everything a googol times better than everyone else.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, noone else can do anything, thus, even though you can do things great, everyone hates you for bragging and they run you out of town, burn your home and throw expensive elctronics at you.

I wish that it was friday, oct 26, 2007, 7:00 right now.

 

[47drift]

Granted, but if my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious ****.

I wish movie quotes didn't take up the majority of my dialogue.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, now they take up ALL of your dialogue.

I wish to not have op go to school tommorow.

 

[47drift]

Granted, BUT YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE OH MY GOSH.

I wish I lived in an absolutely wretched life and everyone and everything was horrible. I couldn't eat whatever I wanted and I had 10 hours of homework each night. Smash Bros. Brawl was canceled and a cosmological apocalypse was imminent. I wish that nuclear bombs exploded the world and the oceans overflowed over remaining land. I also wish that if any of this was reversed, it would all happen nonetheless. And as a last part of my wish, I wish that if everything suddenly got reversed, it would all still happen, but one day later.

Oh jeez, I totally just caused the end of all... everything.

 

[Florida]

Granted, BUT YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE OH MY GOSH.

I wish I lived in an absolutely wretched life and everyone and everything was horrible. I couldn't eat whatever I wanted and I had 10 hours of homework each night. Smash Bros. Brawl was canceled and a cosmological apocalypse was imminent. I wish that nuclear bombs exploded the world and the oceans overflowed over remaining land. I also wish that if any of this was reversed, it would all happen nonetheless. And as a last part of my wish, I wish that if everything suddenly got reversed, it would all still happen, but one day later.

Oh jeez, I totally just caused the end of all... everything.

Granted, but you live in yvrut-yspot town.
I wish I could forward smash Masahiro Sakurai.

 

[47drift]

Wait what? I don't actually get it...

Anyway... Granted... But the joystick breaks off? :O!

I wish Mega Man was playable in Brawl. I wish he was represented in his form from Mega Man 2. I wish he was top tier. I wish his song update was Dr. Wily's Stage 1 theme. I wish the game were perfect because of this.
I wish I had the money to buy it. I wish it wasn't canceled. I wish I could get it at all costs. I wish my Wii didn't break down. I wish nothing happened to my Wii. I wish I had multiple controllers that were just fine. I wish my TV was in top condition.
I wish that there was no possible way to corrupt this wish, as I've been trying to make it so.

 

[Enlong]

The literal genie only grants one wish at a time. So you've got your first wish granted only. Granted. He is the Mega Man from Mega Man 8, complete with horrible voice actor.

But just to be nice, I'll also corrupt your amalgamated wish. You get it at "all costs". It costs you your life. The "no corruption" thing is ungrantable, because there are still loopholes.

I wish for a single atom of oxygen.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. But it's ionized with a ten to the fiftieth electrons all at high energy levels that shoot off and give you cancer. And also boil your skin.

I wish my room cleaned itself.

 

[47drift]

Wow, Mega Man 8? Harsh D:

Granted, but your room also eats you when you go to sleep.

I wish Naruto ended and burned in flames and no longer existed with any memory of what a wretched show it ever was :x

 

[kinghippo99]

Granted, but then a show called Sasuke replaced it.

I wish i was able to wear an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bakini even if i weighed 400 lb. and was a guy

 

[47drift]

Granted. 'Nuff said.

I wish I never have to see kinghippo99 wearing said ensemble :x

 

[kinghippo99]

wish granted, but now i'm nude

i wish that i could talk to my carpet

 

[Jammer]

Granted. But it can't talk back.

I wish for a good update on the Dojo today (I still haven't looked!)

EDIT: Oh man I just looked it's

Spoiler

Stage Builder

yes yes yes awesomeness! My wish is uncorruptible! Me so happy!

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but it gets removed from the final game.

i wish i controlled SWF

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but you are merely a puppet for the Architect, a six-year-old girl bathing in a hippo corpse.

I wish I could clear my mind. (I'd be dead)

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but it takes you years to figure out how. By the time you do, you are 150...under a gravestone.

I wish for pie

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but it's a mud pie

i wish for a wish

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, the wish is that you were dead. Haha, you maniac, you wished for death.

I wish tat I could walk through walls without getting stuck.

 

[47drift]

Granted. Instead you walk through walls and burst into flames when you reach the other side.

I wish Navi would shut up.

 

[Beno]

Granted, but you come across a boss that you don't know how to defeat and Navi wont tell you how to defeat it.

I wish...
for a fish (omg ryme)