Wish Corruptor

[smashbot226]

Grantd, he eats you.


I wish that Meta Knight wasn't a combo ho.

 

[Hejiru]

Granted, but now Jigglypuff is.

I wish Olimar is in Brawl.

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted as an assist trophy

I wish you would all cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted ut they cry so much that it causes the world to flood

I wish that I didnt procrastinate so that I coupld GET MY PROJECT DONE.

 

[Yomi-no-Kuni]

granted, but you get so crazy over not being to play ssbm, that you completely fail and get an F.

i wish i had some Pro-smasher living close by, so i can be better than noobs who live close to a smasher and get better than me after a few meetings with him/her...

 

[Florida]

granted, but you get so crazy over not being to play ssbm, that you completely fail and get an F.

i wish i had some Pro-smasher living close by, so i can be better than noobs who live close to a smasher and get better than me after a few meetings with him/her...

Granted, but both of your SSBM / SSBB copies will never work.

I wish I could go back to E for All to play SSBB again >.<

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but it now cpsts $360,000 to get in.

I wish that I could beat this darn game at newgrounds...

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted but your computer chrashes everytime you play on it

I wish there were no ads on the forums

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but it shuts down because ideon doesn't have enough money to run the server

I wish that the next person to post is not zigzaghakr.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted It's me anyway

I wish Mr.Lombardi34 would become Mr.Lombardi9999

 

[Yomi-no-Kuni]

granted but he still uses his old account for sentimental reasons

i wish i knew how to post w/out signatures, except from quick reply, cause it doesnt work sometimes

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but u decided to kill ur signature for no reason

I wish mr.Lombardi is the next person to post

 

[Florida]

Granted but u decided to kill ur signature for no reason

I wish mr.Lombardi is the next person to post

Granted, but I changed my name to egruntz.

I wish there were 51 states.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. China is the 51st state, and it takes over the government because 75% of the voters are now Chinese. Well, Chinese-American.

I wish for World Peace.

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted but there is so much love we all go crazy

I wish to see the blue haverst episode of family guy

 

[Beno]

Granted you to have see one billion reruns of it which makes you go crazy and scream 23 hours everyday for the rest of your life and causes the police to send you to a special jail.

I wish for...
some ice cream!

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted enjoy ur urine flavoured ice-cream

I wish to fly for 21 hours a day

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but I changed my name to egruntz.

I wish there were 51 states.

That corruption right there quite possibly had the highest concentration of pWnage than any corruptions above it.

Anyway, @ Zigzaghakr, Granted, but you are mistaken for terrorists and are shot down by the airforce.

I wish thats zat tommorow was sunday. (If you are in a continent other than north america, this wish may sound pointless)

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, tomorrow is in fact, Sunday
yesterday you wished that wish, but you had no idea because that wish was granted by making time go over again

yeah

I wish for Mumia Abu Jamal to be free, and him to not be a killer once he is let out

 

[Florida]

Granted, tomorrow is in fact, Sunday
yesterday you wished that wish, but you had no idea because that wish was granted by making time go over again

yeah

I wish for Mumia Abu Jamal to be free, and him to not be a killer once he is let out

Granted. Instead he'll become a rapist.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

 

[Yomi-no-Kuni]

granted, but you get a roll of used toiletpaper (not courrptable, but it sucks anyways)

i wish i had enough money to travel as much as i wanted to

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted you get chocolate coins which are worth nothin

I wish more ppl would go on my rate the signature game

 

[Jammer]

Granted. Welcome to the new and improved Rate the Signature Spamfest!

I wish to have trillions of dollars that I can use to set up charities to help children and third-world countries.

 

[Beno]

Granted, but you end up spending quadrillions, pay up.

I wish...
for some peanut butter.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but it's in your nose.

I wish for a bottomless pit with acid at the bottom. On the moon. Last year.

 

[Jammer]

Granted, but the acid evaporates into space. Now you just have a bottomless pit on the moon. last year.

I wish for all my tamest dreams to come true.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but you only get a Popsicle in this manner.

I wish for a miniature Gobi Desert on my roof.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted a bird steals it

I wish it was PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY TIME

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but it only lasts for about 4 seconds.

I wish that I was a valued member on this site and could not get banned.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted everyday ppl are always Pming u question's about stupid things

I wish for Peanut butter, Jelly and a baseball bat

 

[Beno]

granted, but the baseball bat smashes the penut butter and jelly, making the baseball bat worthless

I wish for...
that stupid ayb virus that I got rid of but came back again to be removed once and for all.

(you made me edit my post zigzag, and it was a good one too! (nah we're cool :D))

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but romoving it takes 20 years off of your life.

I wish that all the strange new people coming into swf would stop posting just to increase their post count. I hate how there are all these n00bs that have higher post counts than me. QUALITY OVER QUANTITY!

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, post count does not increase in these boards obviously

I wish Mumia Abu Jamal were free, and did not become any kind of criminal upon freedom

 

[Bailey]

Granted, but as he leaves jail and crosses the street a bus hits him.

I wish for a PLANET FULL OF UNICORNS

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted 2 seconds later they take over the world

I wish for 1 luigi

 

[Jammer]

Granted. This old smelly guy named Luigi is your for the taking.

I wish for my acid reflux to go away.

 

[Rx-]

Granted, you die.

I wish Jammer was still alive.

 

[Jammer]

Granted, but now I'm a total jerk since dying really cramped my style.

I wish I wasn't a total jerk.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted ur 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999% jerk

I wish I hadn't called Jammer A jerk

 

[Jammer]

Granted. But I still feel like a jerk for some reason....You're really upset about this, aren't you?

I wish zigzaghakr would know that I know he doesn't think I'm a jerk.