Wish Corruptor

[Jammer]

Granted, but now nobody can think of a good, witty wish.

I wish for Mr.Lombardi34 to stop being so mean.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, now I am DIABOLICLY SINISTER.

I wish that people dodn't tink I was mean

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted now people think u are diabolicy sinister

I wish for a solid gold statue of flaco with his blaster pointin forwards and it's the one in the world

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but pure gold is very unstable and will bend and flop around, making the statue look like Goo.

I wish that I wasn't sick >:-0

 

[Lightshade]

Granted, but pure gold is very unstable and will bend and flop around, making the statue look like Goo.

I wish that I wasn't sick >:-0

Granted, as you go to the store to get medicine, you are brutally ***** and killed on the way.

I wish I didn't have time to visit this forum.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but u find an worse forum

I wish Lightshade last corruption wasn't sick

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, now it is healthy.

I wish that my tv links site would work so I could watch heroes, and that my computer or any related computer problems getting to it.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted they stop television so u can't hahahahahahahahahaha

I wish My computer wouldn't keep chrashing and It dosen't break

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but since you now have an indestructable, un-crashable computer, each night, at least 3 different people sneak into your house to steal the invincible compter.

I wish that I could think of a good entrie for the writing contest and that noone else has used/uses it.

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted but everyone else comes up with a better one

 

[victra♥]

You forgot to wish for something silly.

I wish i had a wish that cannot be corrupted.

 

[brawlpro]

Granted, but that wish you wished for sucked(?)

I wish i was older than 13 =/

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, you are now 13 and 3 days old.

I wish that the bad taste in my mouth would go away. Does anyone notice that I wish for things that I really do want?

 

[victra♥]

Granted. The bad taste moved to your throat.

I wish there were more cute asian girls at my school.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but they all hate you.

I wish that the next mafia game would start here.

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted but its deleted straight away

I wish Mr.lombardi would change his avatar

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

In your dreams! Muhaahaha

I wish that I could have a free premium membership (legaly) and that my computer does not malfunction from it.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. But now everyone wants one, and the site has to shut down.

I wish for a Wonderful Christmas Tree with lots of Presents for all the little Boys and Girls in the World.

 

[victra♥]

Granted, but the presents given are big boxes that contains a pedophile in each.

I wish i could wish for an infinite amount of incorruptible wishes.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted all your wishs are to be be licked by Mr.Lombardi34

I wish I could stop laughing at that

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but I come beat you up anyway!

I wish that I could have my english project done (well) instantly.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. But now you didn't learn as much as you would have if you did the project yourself (aw, man, that's croosh).

I wish someone would follow me around and make me whatever food I wanted (I hate making myself food).

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted it's all poisonous

I wish mr.Lombarei could take a joke

 

[tafutureboy]

granted, but he wont shut up from laughing now

i wish i knew more people on this site

 

[Falco&Victory]

granted but they're all pedophiles

I wish I could go to hell and have it freeze over!

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but then you die of hypothermia.

I wish that this **** cold would go away already!!!

 

[Jammer]

Granted. Dead people don't have illnesses.

I wish that the ATI Radeon driver for Ubuntu would work with my graphics card.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but you soon lose the graphics card.

I wish that I had something to do right now.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. You can post in this boring forum game for the next 5 hours.

I wish Mr.Lombardi34 posts next.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Ha, No way! Hey wait a second....Oh crap >

 

[Jammer]

Wait--did I actually trip up Lombardi in his favorite thread in which he has mad skillz?

YOU FORGOT TO MAKE A WISH YOU HYPOCRITE!

Make a wish

Just kidding.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Lol before eor calls us spammers...

I wish that the yankees were back in the playoffs so that I actually cared about what happens.

And thankyou, I do have a gift for this I suppose...even if everyone hates me for using it...

 

[Jammer]

Granted but they lose (aww, I like the Yankees too).

I wish for Eor not to see this because I recently spammed in another thread.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, shhh

I wish that all my subscribed threads were active so I would not be so bored.

 

[Florida]

Granted, but in exchange all of those threads will be closed.

I wish that Sakurai would come to my house, and give me a Brawl demo.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but u can only play as 1 character in one level no items no alt costumes and u can only play it once before your wii explodes

I wish I wasn't so tired

 

[voittaa711]

Alright, cept you won't be able to go to bed for a year!

EDIT: (Forgot a wish lol)

I wish I had genie lamp so I can make more wishes.

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted but he only grants wishes for your personal loss

I wish no one one this forum uses the same avatar as me

 

[Florida]

granted but he only grants wishes for your personal loss

I wish no one one this forum uses the same avatar as me

Granted. Avatars will be completely removed from Smashboards.

I wish the signature length would extend.

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted by one character

I wish bowser was real mwahahahahahaahahaha