Wish Corruptor

[zigzaghakr]

Granted you get a happy smily which destroys human socciety thanks

I wish pac-man was a playabler character with a good move-set a final smash can't be killed really easyly and can walk jump and do everything the other characters can do!!! on brawl!!!

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but every time you choose him, your Wii falls apart.

I wish I had a tasty, nutritious roast duck to safely eat.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but thats the last duck ever

I wish i wasn't tired?

 

[Beno]

Granted, your dead instead.

I wish for...
something edible

 

[Platypus]

Granted; it's a rabid tiger.

I wish for a luminous hammerang.

 

[zigzaghakr]

seeing as they don't excist you get a rabid donkey kong

I wish for a chickenboy!!!

 

[Beno]

Granted, you are the chicken boy

I wish for...
a song named after me and sold trillions

 

[Jammer]

The song sells quadrillions. But it's all about how you're such a loser. An angry mob attacks your house and lynches you.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

(sorry if that's been done before)

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Yes, and it's a really stupid wish to say the least. I'm not gonna grant it, therefor corrupting it.

I wish that I had come in first in the cross country meet I had today.

 

[Jammer]

Ok, I'll travel back in time to make you come in first. Whoops, by traveling back in time I tore the space-time fabric of the universe and everyone's dead.

Also, by not granting my wish, "therefor corrupting it", you granted my wish. So it seems to me that my wish really wasn't that stupid.

I wish for someone to post in this thread. That's all I want. Any post at all.

 

[SmashWhammy]

Granted, but it is a noob
I wish Brawl was not delayed

 

[Jammer]

Granted, but they didn't have time to fix the bug that made the game crash in the opening splash screen.

I wish for a pony!

 

[ProNoob]

Your wish is granted, but C. Falcon will Falcon Punch it and it will die a horrible, awesome death!!!

My wish is for C. Falcon to have better priorty!

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but to unlock him now, you must beat adventure mode in 5 minuites. Bwahaha!

I wish that I knew all the stuff for my social studies test and didn't have to study.

 

[Silent_Jester]

Wish granted, but then you forget it.

I wish that this wish wasn't wasted...

 

[BananaNut]

Granted, but whatever your wish was falls onto the street, and then a bus runs over it, crashing in to a train that came out of nowhere causing a big explosion and you die.

I wish that they gave out copies of SSBB for free.

 

[SonicMario]

Granted but it turns out it really isn't a Brawl game. It's a terrosist CD disguised as Brawl, that instanteously combusts your Wii and explodes. Giveing you serious damge or possibly Death.

I wish Republicians and Democrats can just get along.

 

[Beno]

Granted, they agree to make your life as miserable as possible

I wish i could make clouds.

 

[brawlpro]

Granted, now Zeus pops out of one of them a strikes you with lightning...you die!

I wish this thread closed (not rly but w/e)

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but since it gets closed, your wish is corrupted..? These weird wishes are getting confusing....

I wish that I didnt have astigmentism (or any other disease/illness/condition)

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted
The medecine ingredients that healed you consisted of your moms brains

I wish Mumia Abu Jamal was free

 

[ProNoob]

Granted
10 seconds after he gets out of jail, he really murders someone.

My wish is that when you connect a Falcon Punch, the screen will display, "PWNED!!!"

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted however its so big that you cant see anythin and it stays on for the rest of the match

I wish for one more wish

 

[Jammer]

Granted, but your next wish will be corrupted.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[tafutureboy]

granted, but as you leave the store the reciept flies out of your hand and you drop the computer

i wish for atleast 2 more 3rd partiers

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, they are yugi from the yugioh games and godzilla, choosin godzilla will cause you gamecube to shoot fire at you.

I wish that I could have a day off from school tommorow that I do not have to make up on another day and I don't have to do that day's homework.

 

[BananaNut]

Granted, but the day you decide to skip school, a plane crashes into your house and you die.

I wish that I could think of a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

I'm getting really pissed off at all the n00bs that keep coming here and wishing for wishes or un-corruptable wishes!!! We've had about 14 different people who wished for an un-corruptable wish. Also, on the first page the thread creator sid that making someone die is not a legitimate form of corrupting.

Again, I wish that I could have a day off from school tommorow that I do not have to make up on another day and I don't have to do that day's homework.

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted u get arrested for ditchin school

I wish ppl coudn't damage me

 

[Beno]

granted, but the government is so amazed by your quick revovery that they study you and you can never return to human society.

i wish for...
a currency named after me

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted but 1 million beno is worth $1

I wish for some new avatars

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Again, I wish that I could have a day off from school tomm not diow that I do not have to make up on another day and I don't have to do that day's homework.

I said day off, not ditching. Try again.


By the way, granted, but they are all pictures of bread.

 

[BananaNut]

I said day off, not ditching. Try again.


By the way, granted, but they are all pictures of bread.

Why are you so up tight about someone's corrupting your wish?

Anyway, granted, you get the day off from school, but that day nintendo went to your school that day and gave out free Wii's and copies of Super smash brothers Brawl. (go to school)

I wish that someone would order me pizza.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted Chocolate And Anchovie Flavour It Is

I Wish For 1 Million Posts On My Account

 

[SonicMario]

Granted but it's all spam and you get banned.

I wish for Sonic to be Considered High Tier.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but now every brawl chharacter is awesome and the "high" is actually now the lowest tier.

I wish that eveyone in swf survivor was active.

 

[axemangx]

Granted, but you die the next day!

Will people ever break the 5th knee? (Falcon 5th Wall joke)

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

OMG for the last time, making someone die is not a legitimate form of corrupting a wish! And you didn't even make a wish!

 

[axemangx]

Mmk. I'll reanswer it.

However, the next day, you are chosen for one of your least favorite things in Survivors.

I wish for Falcons Knee to have a burn effect, instead of electricity.

 

[Beno]

Granted, but whenever someone does it you have a irrisistable urge to run around your entire city shouting "Whoop!" in a really high pitch voice that makes everyone laugh at you and you lose all your friends.

I wish for...
something anyone can understand.