Wish Corruptor

[tafutureboy]

granted but you accidently drink all the milk

i wish to know the other 3rd party characters for brawl

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but the mob would kill you after revealing that your mother naked was the final third party char.

I wish that I ruled Smashboards as a god.

 

[Homelessvagrant]

wish granted, however your role as a "god" is metaphorically speaking and you live the rest of your life trapped in your computer with the popularity of Mic_128.

I wish I could make a wish without it being corrupted.

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, you wished you'd die.

I wish that CHuck Norris would be ten percent more awesome.

 

[plasman]

Granted, but all that additional awesome is too much and he explodes. Then the world, wondering what could have happened that Chuck Norris suddenly died, would turn to you with eyes of fire salivating at the thought of revenge.

I wish Diddy Kong could just take those lame peanuts of his and sit on the sidelines holding a sign saying "I could have been awesome", or maybe he could be a stage hazard on a DK stage. Either one.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but the stage hazard is that he switches with your character and you have to play him.

I wish that my internet/computer never malfunctioned in any way.

 

[tafutureboy]

granted but a crazy person break in your house and smashes the computer with a baseball bat

I wish that i had better video games(besides melle)

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but you spelled melee wrong so now evil sea-erchins come down from space and eat your hands off.

I wish that I had an in destructable, unbreakable and un makfunctioning computer/cables/everything else that a computer has.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted however (30 minuites latr) ur house blows up and so ur computer shall never see u again mwahahahah...........a

I wish 4 a unown ?

 

[Eagle]

Granted, but the Unknown ? decides it will turn into an Unknown !.

I wish Brawl would have a release date in Australia thats earlier then Japan and America.

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted however its 1 second before but cause they didnt have time to finish it crashes and u have to wait 1/2 year

I wish 4 a sppon!

 

[Eagle]

Granted but it suddenly changed into a spork.

I wish I had your spork.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Wat the goomba lord is a spork?

Granted but it suddenly changed into a spork.

I wish I had your spork.

what the lord goomba is a spork

Granted however it blows up cause theres no such thing!!!

I wish he would tell ppl things like wat the goomba lord a spork is?

 

[Eagle]

Granted. A spork is a spoon+fork, basically its a spoon with spikes on the end.

I wish you had knew before hand what a spork was.

 

[zigzaghakr]

spork???

Granted. A spork is a spoon+fork, basically its a spoon with spikes on the end.

I wish you had knew before hand what a spork was.

u didnt corrupt it

Granted but u didnt no about it urself

i wish sporks were real?

 

[Eagle]

Granted

But then it suddenly turned into a fork!

(Lets get of the spork topic lol)

I wish I had not just asked to not talk about sporks anymore

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted howevr everyone talks bout sporks???

I wish u wouldn't be so slow???

 

[Eagle]

Granted.

But.. uh... I dunno.

I wish you would take a 2 minute break and let me catch up.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted i'll be nice???

I wish i'll go an get a drink while u catch up k

 

[Eagle]

Granted. But your drink was full of urine.

I wish I Captain Olimar was in Brawl

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted. But your drink was full of urine.

I wish I Captain Olimar was in Brawl

it wasn't actually it was milk mwahahahahah

granted however as an assist trophy mwa hahahahaha

i wish u would hurry up!

 

[Falco&Victory]

Haha you didn't know what a spork was?

XD

 

[zigzaghakr]

wait theres more

 

[Platypus]

Granted, I say, to the wish you didn't make. Focus!

I wish for buttered toast.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but it has poison on it

i wish for a magic potato with platypus and mario on

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but it is made of dry ice, thus burning your hands.

I wish that we had more people like plasman in this thread.


@ Zigzaghakr: Have you ever been in a cafateria or fast food resturaunt? What country do you live in? You've never eaten with a spork?

 

[tafutureboy]

who the heck is plasman?

 

[zigzaghakr]

don't no don't care

y wont ppl leave me alone bout spork

@ Zigzaghakr:
1) Have you ever been in a cafateria or fast food resturaunt?
2) What country do you live in?
3) You've never eaten with a spork?

1) yes
2) U.K.
3) NO

 

[tafutureboy]

dude, wishes

i wish I had new shoes

 

[zigzaghakr]

sorry bout that i was thinkin of diff game

granted however they are made of lava and u lose ur feet

i wish ppl would leave me alone bout sporks

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but they endlessly harass you about your new (as of 9-27-07) avatar.

I wish I could fire lasers from spoons.

 

[zigzaghakr]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH will ppl shut up bout spoons sporks and forks

Granted but you blow your own brains out

I wish ppl would leave my cool avatar alone

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but they laugh at your silly one.

I wish I had a zit...

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted but everyone you see laughs at it

i wish u would leave my avatar alone

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, now it's your name.

I wish that I was better at cross country

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but one day, you'd trip and break your legs...

permanently.

I wish the Apocalypse came.

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted but everyone blames u and u are the only one who dies

i wish ppl on this forum would leave me alone

 

[ness4life]

granted, 'cuz ur computer crashes.

i wish the girl i like would actually notice me.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, your neck grows 4 feet high.

I wish that I could bend electricity, that I was accepted to society and it didn't hurt and that noone woould try to kiill me because of it.

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted hoever but everything you touch gets electricuted so no one touches or talks to you cause of it

I wish hiiiiiiii