Wish Corruptor

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but they rip your skin every time.

I wish I could be like clair from heroes and never be hurt by anything. I also wish that nothing is painful, I dont die immedietly or have a shortend life. Also, everybody doesn't start hating me because of it.

 

[ArticulateT]

Granted, but that power stealing dude haunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish that i was awesome

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, now you have swarms of poperazi and people wanting you autograph assaulting you at every waking moment.

I wish that I had a perfectly good grilled cheese sandwhich in my hand that is healthy, "12" by "12" inches in area and was made with potato bread. Also, it tastes great, cannot be stolen, not hard, totally edible and is right in my hand with nothing on it or around it.

Muhahahahhahaha.

 

[Beno]

granted, but it randomly explodes and incinerates your hand.

I wish i could speel beter

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted...you can spell in heiroglyphics only...but you can do it really well XD.

I wish that.....I had a snapple....Why dont I just go get....Nevermind, I wish That I culd think of a good wish for next time....Now I'm going to drink some snapple. Yum.

EDIT (5 seconds later): Its really good. Hahahaha now I'm in a good mood.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but you forget it again mwa ha ha!

I wish my super paper mario didnt crash!

 

[plasman]

granted but it's chopped up by super scissor mario, which in turn is smashed by super rock mario

i wish i could find my old copy of mystical ninja for the 64

 

[brawlpro]

granted but it doesn't work

i wish i beat pkmn stadium 2

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but it takes you your entire life.

I wish that the mafias I joined on P2W would start already and that I dont instantly loose and that my computer does not break down or have any malfunctions with anything.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but you die before you can play on it! mwahaha

I wish kirby was real

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but he caused the Apocalypse.

I wish I could turn off the computer...

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted but you can never turn on your computer again

I wish for goombas to be well known and liked by everyone including me!

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but they dont like you >_>

I wish for no school, but that I got a good job and was very smart.

 

[tafutureboy]

granted but you are fired from that job and forced to live on the street

I wish my phone wasnt broken...

 

[ArticulateT]

granted, you will now recieve infinite calls from telemarketers wishing to sell you warhammer figures for one hundred dollars.

I wish I had drink...

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but its posion (that 1 was to easy)

I wish for a pen!

 

[tafutureboy]

granted, but the pen explodes and you get permenat ink on yourself....

i wish for a cool update...

 

[Beno]

Granted, you experience hypothermia

I wish for good luck

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted but the good luck gives you a digimon game

I wish digimon would burn in hell

 

[Beno]

granted but you burned along with them.

I wish I knew how to make pie

 

[SonicMario]

Granted, but they turn alive and devour you

I wish for a wish that is irreversible yet reversible, yet returnable, yet uninturnable, yet good, yet bad, yet paradise, yet apocalyptic, yet fact, yet fake, yet Universe size, and yet Atom size.

 

[ArticulateT]

Granted, you recieve the number zero. (only thing I could think of which fell into all categories)

I wish that I didn't have to do filming tomorrow.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, you have to do it right now!

I wish that I was taller, not too tall, just normal tall. Like a normal human, no weird side effects.

 

[SonicMario]

Granted but everyone else becomes short, and they all think you're a freak due to you being so tall.

I wish Pluto was considered a Planet again T_T

 

[applejack]

Granted, but it grows beyond the size of a red star and everything in the galaxy is pulled into it.

I wish I could say the alphabet backwards.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, everyone now thinks that you have no life because you stayed up all night memorizing it.

I wish I could stop time and not be so buisy.

 

[Falco&Victory]

granted, but you're frozen in time and can't unfreeze yourself

I wish wishes weren't granted

 

[tafutureboy]

impossible, you cant wish for a wishes to not be granted
fine
granted, but everything you try to wish for the exact oppisite happens

i wish i had enough money for a Wii...

 

[Falco&Victory]

haha fine

you have enough money for a wii, but due to emp technology is now no longer functioning

I wish for chocolate

 

[brawlpro]

granted, turns out its dark chocolate...

i wish for unlimited wishes!

 

[Falco&Victory]

]`=
aww man

granted, but you can never talk/write/communicate ever again

I wish I was orange

 

[brawlpro]

i can just wish to read/write/communicate etc again!

granted, now everyone thinks your fruity.

i wish i had brawl right now and it was the perfect copy as in nothin was wrong with it =D

 

[Falco&Victory]

granted but no wii's on earth are working

I wish that someone corrupted this wish

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but you wished to die. And I corrupted it in which I had you die by choking on a peanut when you wanted to die from an explosion.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Beno]

Granted, everything you have dissapeirs

I wish for a helicopter that was made to not blow up or crash.

 

[Falco&Victory]

granted, but you have no air to breathe

I wish I was dead

 

[Beno]

Granted, But you get ressurected right after you die and die right after your ressurection for all eternity

I wish for fun

 

[tafutureboy]

granted, but your idea of fun is different from everyone elses and they think your wierd

i wish for a million bucks (dont do that deer joke either)

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted however u have so much money u spend on useless krap like buying...every digimon card ever then u can never get another game again the end that story was called the greedy tafutureboy

i wish i didnt make that wish so krap

 

[Platypus]

Granted. U maked it morer krap. Blargh.

I wish I had a golden cow that made poisonous milk.