Wish Corruptor

[Beno]

Granted, now hiiiiiiii is the the only thing you can say.

I wish for gold.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted enjoy your golden Tuma.

I wish for "Yash"

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but it belonged to me.

I wish I had every single horrible, unimaginable thing in existence cursed upon me.

Seems like an uncorruptible wish.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted enjoy your very painful death

i wish ppl vote on my thread find my sig and vote do it

 

[Beno]

Granted, but you remove your sig and your thread gets closed.

I wish for...
originality

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but you lose coherence.

I wish I could make people mourn for days in real life (not just in The Sims).

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted die and we shal

I wish i had more posts

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, they are in forum games and don't count....which sucks, cause that's where I make half my posts...

I wish that I could do better in math and nt suck at everthing else as a result ad that everyone else stays at my level so that I am as good as the others.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but you are only marginally better, and, since everyone else is also at your level, no one knows how to do anything important and the economy collapses.

 

[Beno]

...
I wish Platypus made a wish

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but he wishes to world ended.

I wish that the smileys ruled Africa.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but they try to start a 1000-year Reich.

Sorry about the lack of a wish...before.

I wish for a violet shawl.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but it's interior is lined with needles.

I wish that I had a pullie to lower cookies over milk so that I could type and wait for them to be propperly dipped at the same time ^_^

 

[applejack]

Granted, but the cookies are so soggy by the end that they dissolve before the get to you.

I wish Puali made a principle that was easier to remember (Chemistry stuff).

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, it's that touching stuff will cause you to fly backwords, covering you in baked potatoes and ketchup.

I wish that I could remember my second life pasword!!!

 

[applejack]

Granted but you forget your second life username.

I wish the aforementioned potatoes aimed for my mouth and were instead covered in cheese and lightly salted.

 

[ArticulateT]

Granted, but some of the potatoes are potato covered hand grenades

I wish I didn't have a cold...

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but you burned to death.


I wish we had a rebellion with the mods.

 

[applejack]

Granted, they win.

I wish I Trig wasn't invented.

 

[Beno]

Granted, but something twice as hard takes it's place

I wish for a 3d octigon

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but it it becomes too smart and takes over the universe whilst enslaving the galaxy.

I wish for a purple elephant.

 

[Platypus]

Shiznit! Sorry, cached page...

 

[zigzaghakr]

you get a pink elephant

I wish for 3 more wishes

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but they are ambulatory and run to Paraguay.

I wish that people wouldn't post logical contradictions when granting wishes (i.e. "Balloons don't pop but they pop anyways").

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted your baloon gets popped

I wish platypus wasn't the next person to post here

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, it's me!!!

I wish that zigzag whatever th hell his name is would make better wishes/corrupts.

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but he makes flawless wishes.


I wish that the mods became evil and threatened to destroy Smashboards, but me, EdwardGordon, Mr.Lombardi, Zook, and zigzahkar rise up and save Smashboards, banishing the moderators for all eternity.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but you realize that the moderators must be replaced, and you are the logical choice to replace them. You are soon overrun and are forced to take measures more drastic than those of the former mods, leading to your upheaval.

I wish for a forum that isn't like a feudal monarchy.

 

[tafutureboy]

granted, but you can only find one on myspace(nooooooo)

i wishforums would stop getting closed for no reason

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted they close for havin too many or little members...wait that means my forum wil die, no!!!

I wish people knew who I was?

 

[Mega Inkydog]

Granted, you are now known as a child molesting serial killer.

I wish TMNT2 for NES gets hated by millions.

 

[ArticulateT]

Granted, so does Brawl.

I wish that I had an infinite amount of money

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but it only is taken into account in antarctica, and if you build anything there, polar bears with AIDS will steal your money and will do something that starts with an r"" and ends with an "ape".


I feel that was mean...

I wish there were more smileys.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but they are all sprites from Barnyard: The Movie: The T.V. Show: The Game.

I wish they would bring back Invader Zim.

 

[Beno]

Granted, he invades you.

I wish for...
freedom

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but not for you.

I wish I could play "Free Bird" telepathically, at 60 decibels.

 

[ArticulateT]

Granted, now pro rockers will hunt you down and kill you (if you've ever played guitar hero. you'll get comments which really flame free bird)

I wish that I was able to use elemental magic

 

[Beno]

granted, but you can only use them for your own personal loss.

I wish for...
a sword

 

[smashbot226]

Granted. Have fun with a sword lodged in your heart.

I wish for a hospital named after me.

 

[Beno]

Granted, but that is only because you died there.

I wish for...
something happy