Wish Corruptor

[zigzaghakr]

u get a 1 mouldy block of cheese

I wish for a super smash bros brawl guide book


Oh yeah Mr.lombardi chill out a bit dude

 

[Platypus]

Granted. It has no pictures and is written in Ogham.


I wish you wouldn't tell me what to do.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. But you're lost now without my guidance.

I wish to be famous for something good without being assassinated or anything like that.

 

[tafutureboy]

granted,ot was putting master chief in brawl.....now you live in hiding

i wish to be at LA to play ssbb

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but due to a series of unfortunate events you were busy reading.

I wish for something that has the general shape of a spherical piece of armor contained in a plastic bag that has some sort of text on it.

(I'm back baby! If you don't understand check the replies I have in this thread).

 

[Jammer]

Granted, but you get a metalized basketball in a Target shopping bag because I have no idea what it is that you are really wishing for.

I wish to have a thumb wrestling match with Sakurai.

 

[tafutureboy]

granted but you win, take over nintendo and run it into the ground

i wish i owned nintendo

 

[Legolastom]

Granted you "Owned" Nintendo in a previous life.

I wish for what i previously wished for except I actually want it this time... or do I? Answer: Yes is do because I wished for it. MiNdGaMES YeS No?!?!?!?!>?;D[;LF O N434'#/FD/ MIND - GAMES!!

 

[Beno]

Granted, but everyone knows mindgames so well that it became its own language that everyone understands but you so you become an outcast and are lonely.

I wish for...
a frog

 

[brawlpro]

Granted, but everyone knows mindgames so well that it became its own language that everyone understands but you so you become an outcast and are lonely.

I wish for...
a frog

To bad it ran away.

I wish for...chocolate.

 

[Legolastom]

I mindgamed you out of your chocolate... after you ate it... and before you ate it? or 9? nine twenty8!? MiNdGaMeS. Or did I?

I wish for a "st.Louid MO".

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but he jabs you in the stomach and then procedes to run around yelling "I lost my steak sauce!" At everyone wearing a silver cape at the time.

I wish that Tthere were more hours in the day

 

[Jammer]

Your wish is granted. Each day now has three trillion hours. The lighted side of the planet burns, and the shaded side freezes. Whoops.

I wish for three more wishes.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted you now get 3 infractions for "SPAM" which are worth 2 points each causing you to get BANNED!

I wish an in significant object in an insignificant place.

 

[Eturnus_Frost]

Your wish has been granted.
Atomic bomb dropped in Hell, but...someone screamed NOOOOO and the atomic bomb magically disappeared.

I wish for every bristle on my toothbrush to be replaced with carpet fuzz.

 

[Legolastom]

Congratulations you now have carpet burn on your lips.

I wish for a noise that sounds like a chair.

 

[Eturnus_Frost]

Wish granted, but your nose winded up sounding like a Donkey.

I wish for a mirror to reflect my computer screen of smashboards, to another mirror outside my window that reflects to a man inside a glass of Blueberry milk playing a flute.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but he is naked and starts making rude / illegal gestures at you.

I wish for A box of Mexi-cola's

 

[Eturnus_Frost]

Wish granted, but the cans were full of Mexico City's causing the can to explode.

I wish for my fingernail to become a certified keyboard dentist.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted so he runs away causing you immense psychological trauma and when you tell people about it they end you to a mental asylum.

I wish for a "shwootzenheimer"

 

[Beno]

Granted, but all the "shwootzenheimer" can do is run away from you, and all you can do is chase it, leading you to chase it for all eternity.

I wish for...
a muffin

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but all the muffin can do is run away and all you can do is chase it, leading you to chase it for all eternity.

I don't wish for a muffin.

 

[Jammer]

Fine. But you get one stuffed down your throat anyway.

I wish to get a Lucky Charms box with only marshmallows.

 

[Bailey]

Granted but your marshmallows are stale.

I wish to be a skinnier fat kid. loll

 

[tafutureboy]

granted, but the sudden loss of weight makes you sick.....then you have to eat to get better

i wish for a glass of milk

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but it is mixed with little octopus tenticles that wrigle around in your mouth when you drink it.

I wish that beno's post count would go up by 76.

 

[Jammer]

Granted. Beno's post count now appears 76 pixels on your screen higher than it should.

I wish for harsher punishments for parole violators (if you know what movie I got that from, please understand I hated it).

 

[Sandwich]

Granted but the punishment is simply a slap on the wrist.
I wish I couldn't wish. =D

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, by granting your wish I corrupted it. Haha

I wish that I could finish my story about antarctica soon. And that it is very good.

 

[Jammer]

Granted, but of course your dog ate it. And it would have won you the Nobel Prize for Literature.

I wish for the ability to control time.

 

[tafutureboy]

granted, but you use it to go to the end of the world...........now you float around in space

i wish for a better update tomorrow

 

[Platypus]

Granted. It's not for Brawl, though.

I wish for lollerskates. -lol-

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but they are so small thatyour small toe can't fit into them.

I wish that my internet would let me get to the site I want to get to!

 

[tafutureboy]

I wish for lollerskates. -lol-

i know someone that always says that...lolz

sorry
granted, but your moniter no longer works

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Make a wish.

 

[ProNoob]

I wish SSBM could be ported to the DS

 

[voittaa711]

Sure but you can't play SSBM on gamecube or wii anymore.

I wish I had more wishes.

 

[Beno]

granted but the only things you can wish for are for your own personal loss.

I wish for...
an orange

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but it's purple and tastes like bread. Not particularly good bread, either.

I wish I had a Ditto that could transform into a loaded pistol.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but it weighs 40 tons and is impossible to lift or aim.

I wish that all the people here would stop wishing for stupid crap like "I wish for this wish to be corrupted", or "I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted". I wish that there were no more wishes like that!!!