Wish Corruptor

[applejack]

Granted, but you have to share it with everyone on this thread.

I wish I had broadband, that worked ideally.

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but you have no money to pay for your broadband

I wish Ganodorf, luigi and falco are in brawl as playable characters

 

[ArticulateT]

Granted, but they can only use the A button, they cannot move, and they can be thrown off stage with a single strike.

I wish the flash player on this laptop woul work...

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but your now your screen is broken by a random flying rock

I wish I had a vista

 

[tafutureboy]

granted but the computer dies (vista's an OS right)

I wish that i knew one wish that cant be corrupted?

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but you get hit in head and forget it again 2 seconds

I wish for 1p

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but everyone who makes repeated wishes of ascending value is drowned in muffin sanitizer.

I wish I had a hearty bowl of soup in a pure-gold bowl.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but gold makes the soup taste all weird...but that does sound really nice right now...

I wish that we werent going through a slow period on SWF survivor.

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted but it goes so fast it makes your eyes pop out!

I wish for the chance to go to the mushroom kingdom!

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, you get a corny video about how imagination can take you anywhere.

I wish I was better at wavedashing and didn't suck at everything else as a result. Also, my game, system, tv, controller, memory card and cables dont break.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but wavedashing is removed from brawl.

I wish I had a Head Rattle hammer.

 

[tafutureboy]

granted but the head of it flys off

I wish that there was no clones in Brawl (i know you're gonna get mad)...

 

[Neo-X]

Granted, but they have terrible movesets. NOOO! LUIGI! NOO! WHAT HAVE I JUST GRANTED?!

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Who has terrible movesets? There are no clones, so they cant have any movesets...

I wish that I was a duck that shoots poison darts at anything that tries to harm me.

 

[applejack]

Granted, but the darts are only poisonous to you, to everyone else they're like candy.

I wish I had a magic genie to do my schoolwork for me...correctly.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but it gets banned from everything...and gets put in stuff and becomes depressed and no longer cares about...your...work.

I wish that I wasn't so tired right now.

 

[tafutureboy]

granted but you can never fall asleep, and tomorrow your sleepier

I wish that the moderaters stopped closing forums...

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted however there are so many topics come up that that it take 15 hours to load!!!

I wish it was monday the 16/9/2007

 

[Lumancer]

Granted, but the date will never change again- YOU WILL NEVER GET BRAWL! BWA HA HA HA HA!

I wish the internet at this college didn't suck so much. X_X

 

[zigzaghakr]

Granted but they take the computers out of the collage

I wish i was a zigzagoon

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Graanted, but you can't go to school or live in your house, noone recognizes you and the goverment takes you in for studying.

I wish that the mafia game that I joined on play2win would start already and I didn't get killed/lynched first.

 

[zigzaghakr]

What's so bad about that i least i'll be a zigzagoon!!!

Granted but your computer explodes and when go back on it theres a computer exploding virus so u'll never go on it again.

I wish i knew my own name

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, it's lisa.

I wish that I could have a premium membership (ON THIS SITE) that last infinently and is free. Noone else has it, my computer does not malfunction in any way, SWF doesn't close and I do not get banned.

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted after finding this magic portal your head explodes cause you never thought it was possible

I wish i stop my topics bein closed down

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but nobdy wants to post in them anmore anyway.

I wish you had better grammer ^^^

 

[zigzaghakr]

granted but then i get u with a chainsaw

I wish you would stop havin a go at me

 

[applejack]

granted, now I am.

I wish everyone in the world gave me $1.

 

[ArticulateT]

granted, but they are non-convertable, worthless in any location amusement park dollars

I wish I had the energy to get through my school day on top form, and loose it in time for a good night's sleep

*yawn*

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but you are trapped in a neverending nightmare about immigration paperwork.

I wish I could shoot small diamonds at eighty kph.

 

[applejack]

granted, but they shoot back.

I wish I was better at...everything.

 

[Beno]

granted, but now if you ever get better at something everyone gets better than you in everything else.

I wish I was able to create things out of mid-air

 

[ArticulateT]

granted, but the objects you create will appear above your head, resulting in minor or fatal headaches

I wish I had a little more energy to get through today

 

[Beno]

granted, but you wont have enough energy to go through tommorrow.

I wish for fudge

 

[Cookies 'n' Milk]

Granted, but it is the fudge eaten by martians and it is poisonous to you.

I wish for complete happiness.

 

[ArticulateT]

granted, but it means complete anger for everyone else, resulting in global conflict, ultimatley ending life on earth.

I with I had a Flash Animation software, so I could make a flash series based on my fan stories

 

[Beno]

granted, but all those flashes cause seishers (sp? you know, when you're on the ground and twitching)

I wish I could double jump.

 

[Homelessvagrant]

your wish is granted, but you jumped to high and lost one stock.

I wish I was pretty.

 

[ArticulateT]

granted, everyone else is stunningly beautiful.

I wish today's update was a character update

 

[plasman]

Granted, A new challenger approaches: Richard Simmons.

I wish Piplup didn't suck.

 

[Platypus]

Granted; it now blows.

I wish I could sling webs from my forehead.