Wish Corruptor

[smashbot226]

Granted, but it was one hundreth of a penny.

I wish for a PSWII60.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted so a Photoshop does a wee 60 times on you.

I wish for a wish.

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but you didn't wish an actual wish. You get nothing.

I wish for an uncorruptible, unmoldable, flawless sandwich.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted enjoy your 9p sandwich you stole from a dead tramps corpse.

I wish for my previous wish to be granted.

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but you still get nothing.

I wish for an extra finger.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted....but its not on your hand..........

I wish that legolatism woould make an actuall wish...

 

[Sanjuinuthus]

Granted, but you still get nothing.

I wish for an extra finger.

Granted but it's 0.000001 mm long, so you can't see it.

I wish this something which is I equal does not have to make.

 

[Sanjuinuthus]

Granted....but its not on your hand..........

I wish that legolatism woould make an actuall wish...

Granted. He wishes for an extra wish.

I wish someone would grant my money wish earlier.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

...Granted...but your english is bad..so It doesnt count....???

I WISH THAT WHENEVER I POST SOMETHING THAT SANJUINTHOS WOULDNT POST AT THE SAME TIME!!! ITS HAPPENED THREE TIMES!

EDIT: CMON!! I THINK HES TRYING TO TORMENT ME...HE DOUBLE POSTS JUST SO HE CAN GET IN MY WAY!

 

[Sanjuinuthus]

...Granted...but your english is bad..so It doesnt count....???

I WISH THAT WHENEVER I POST SOMETHING THAT SANJUINTHOS WOULDNT POST AT THE SAME TIME!!! ITS HAPPENED THREE TIMES!

Granted. :embarrass

I still wish someone would grant my money wish from earlier.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

You want me to grant your wish? You want me to??? Okay, granted, but its in yen and is only valid in China.

 

[Sanjuinuthus]

You want me to grant your wish? You want me to??? Okay, granted, but its in yen and is only valid in China.

I wish I had 1billion non-counterfeit U.S. dollars in my checking account that I could use anytime I desired.

10 letters.

Owned by the way. Someone corrupt my wish.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

...I didn't read it when I posted that.... Okay...... Granted but THE BANK GETS ROBBED! Haha, you got Re-OWNED!

 

[Sanjuinuthus]

...I didn't read it when I posted that.... Okay...... Granted but THE BANK GETS ROBBED! Haha, you got Re-OWNED!

I wish I had 1billion non-counterfeit U.S. dollars in my checking account that I could use anytime I desired.

So, technically, even though the money got stolen I can still use it. Owned.

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but it's invisible and people will think you are crazy.

Owned, Sanny.

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, but it's invisible and people will think you are crazy.

Owned, Sanny.

Non creative way to corrupt a wish. OWNED
let me do it,
your friends get jealous of all that cash and people from around the world start asking you for money, eventually resulting in murder/****/ownage

I wish there was no school tomorrow

 

[Sanjuinuthus]

Non creative way to corrupt a wish. OWNED
let me do it,
your friends get jealous of all that cash and people from around the world start asking you for money, eventually resulting in murder/****/ownage

I wish there was no school tomorrow

Granted. No school in Australia.

I wish there was no school tomorrow in the U.S.

 

[smashbot226]

Grnted, but the next day, your school days are twice as long.

 

[Platypus]

Why is it that people are forgetting to post their own wishes?


I wish I had a speedy, mind-controlled aircar.

 

[Neo-X]

Granted but it runs out of fuel in about one second.

I wish I had a piece of bacon.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but i forget to read your wish and just gave you something generic instead.

I wish i could be BACK "Where it is at"

 

[Neo-X]

Granted, but since I dunno what you're talking about you are still in the same place.

I wish I had another generic item.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but it's only a generic boot from generic RPGs that involve generic fishing.

I wish I had a delicious and completely healthy taco.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted we hope yo enjoy your generic toothbrush ~ Someone inexplicably Evil

I wish for you all to know "Where it is at"

 

[Neo-X]

Hm..how to reply? I'll do both!

Platypus, Granted, but it was the size of your thumb.

Legolastom, Granted, but your wish failed!

I wish I had a plain DVD.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but your wish failed.

I wish i didn't have a plain DoooVeDee

 

[ArticulateT]

granted, you have a plain DVD, with five hours of spongebob laughing on it

I wish i didn't have to act, sing or dance in my schools musical.

 

[Danielman]

Granted you just got expelled

I wish you the best of luck my friend

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted...but luck isn't real...so its like you didn't even type anything.

Lets see...since I'm such a good wish-er...

I wish that I could chose which members were allowed to post here...so we wouldn't the same generic wish- generic corrupt cycle...me and lego have to break that cycle...

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but everyone else gains the same power and someone ousts you before you can stop them.

I wish there was a "1000 Ways To Get An Early Copy Of Brawl" thread.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but its in the back room.

I wish tht I had the ability to telaport anywhere. That it lasts forever and I can do it an unlimited amount of times. That it can take me any distance and does not hurt. AND I cannot end up in a wall like nightcraller. And that noone else has this abilty and that civilization exepts me as weird and the goverment does not capture/kill or study me. THAT IS UN CORRUPTABLE!!!

 

[applejack]

Granted, but everyone has the power to stop you.

I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

 

[Sanjuinuthus]

Granted, but everyone has the power to stop you.

I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

Granted.

I wish I was holding a taco the size of my computer screen that was edible, healthy, contained lots of lettuce, diced tomato, shredded cheddar cheese, teriaki (sp) chicken, and ackee, had no expired/spoiled ingredients, wouldn't get eaten by anyone but me, and it would repel all dirt and particles, and couldn't fall on the floor (if I, or anyone else drops it, it would return to my hands). Corrupt THAT!

 

[ArticulateT]

Granted, every time you take a bite, Billy Crystal can shoot you in the knee cap

I wish I could control flame, fly at speeds up to 100 mile per hour, mastered using dual long swords, could slow down time temporarily by yelling 'Chrono Drain' and the only negative side effect was that I had to save my town continuously from generic lizard monsters which were easy to defeat, and I died in battle at the age of fifty against the Lizard Monster Leader, Slithernect, after which, my loving wife and children take revenge with their unique powers.

EDIT: (yes, that last, very long sentence is the only side effect)... (and yes, I am mad)

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but you ate it in an alternative dimension which has no effect on this dimension (The dimensions split when Zelda sent me back to the past XP)

I wish for something that is relative to something that is somewhat orange but could possibly be interpreted as something blue.

Note: If in the event this happens in the future the next person has to grant both wishes.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

I know right? That really sucks...Its so frusterating...

Whyt Diablos: Granted...have fun.

Lego: Granted...its a Turkey vulture...o_0

I wish that I had a contaminated, dirty, super tiny, bug infested cookie. <<<Now that is thining outside the box!

 

[Legolastom]

Granted enjoy your contaminated, dirty, super tiny, bug infested cookie made by the people who made "Bratz: The game".

I wish for contaminated, dirty, super tiny, bug infested cookie.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but it's made from your mom's eye nerves.

I wish for a Locust Kung Fu Robot.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted but it only runs on solid gold....and it's not very efficiant.

 

[Platypus]

Make a wish, mome rath.

I wish for the ability to punch people with my pinky and ring ringer open and turn their hair into blood.