Wish Corruptor

[applejack]

granted, but your definition of generic is forever changed.

I wish I made this wish five minutes ago.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but that caused you to double post so you got banned for life!!

I wish i could have my old definition of "Generic" back.

 

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Done, though you don't get that "generic wish" anymore since that wish and all the wishes from then until now no longer exist.

I wish that I was an anthropomorphic Pikachu (that's to a regular Pikachu as Sonic the Hedgehog is to a Hedgehog).

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but its a fat middle aged balding man dressed in a tight Pikachu (Spandex) suit.

I wish that could have my "Generic wish".

 

[Reyairia]

Granted but its a fat middle aged balding man dressed in a tight Pikachu (Spandex) suit.

I wish that could have my "Generic wish".

Granted, but it will cost you 10 years of your life.

Wish: I wish I was an extremely talented artist.

 

[ArticulateT]

granted but you suck at everything else.

I wish I could finish writting my book within the next second, and it's good enough to be a best seller

 

[Legolastom]

Granted the speed at which you move your hand causes a rip in the fabric of the universe sucking you and everything in a ten mile radius into it.

I wish my generic wish was a little more generic.

 

[Beno]

Granted but generic is now another word for corruption.

I wish I had the fastest computer ever!

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but it's 30 feet tall and ways 3000 pounds.

I wish that I didn't have allergies.

 

[Beno]

granted, your nose has been surgicly removed so now you cant get allergies.

I wish I could solve paradoxis

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but everyone dies simultaneously as entropy physically collides with energy.

I wish I had an army of Bob-ombs that turned into mini-windmills at my command.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but regaurdless of whether its a windmill or a bob-omb, it blows up 5 seconds after it touches anything..RUN!

Also, I have eye allergies too.

I wish that noone did any bad things anymore and the world is perfect.

 

[ArticulateT]

granted, but we soon get invaded by aliens who see world peace as a weakness

I wish that I had a book on how to program video games like a expert

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, but...its in jappanese.

I wish school was over now and I didnt have to go to math.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but you now have an after-school job pleasing old men.

I wish I had an artery-cleaning juice drink.

 

[Legolastom]

You do but the juice tastes funny....

I wish aliens saw world peace as a weakness.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but they see the name Legolastom as a direct insult and burn everyone named thusly.

I wish I had a pair of Wisdom Form shoes.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but now your feet are smarter than your body and take control of your mind.

I wish those dang aliens would get off my back.

 

[ArticulateT]

Granted, but they give Platypus and Eorlingas the duty to finish the job

I wish that i didn't have to audition for Disco Inferno on monday

 

[Platypus]

Granted. Now it's on Sunday.

I wish for a Dragoon Yoshi to ride about on.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted......but it is really fat and its so slow thats its faster to walk.

I wish someone would grant my previous wish that I never had to go to a math class again.

 

[applejack]

Granted, now it comes to you.

I wish there were more hours in a week.

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but somehow there are now less hours in a day

I wish my cat wouldn't eat his barf

 

[Beno]

Granted, your cats barf now eats your cat.

I wish I had a 10 meter squared box of one dollar bills.

 

[Gkryptonite]

Granted, you got it from the life insurance of your family member

I wish for rain

 

[MuraRengan]

Granted, sulfuric acid rain

I wish I had an infinite supply of Pringles.

 

[ArticulateT]

granted, but the pringles are laced with poison

I wish I had a bottle of coca-cola

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but there's no soda in it.

I wish for a lock that could be programmed with a song.

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but It has to be barney's theme song

I wish I my walls were made of oreos that grew back whnever a piece is broken

 

[Beno]

granted, but the walls cover all the doors and trying to get out is invane.

I wish I knew what would happen if posts in this section counted toward your postmark

 

[ArticulateT]

granted, the post count goes down by ten everytime a single post is made here. reaching zero deletes the account

I wish I had a better graphics card installed on my computer

 

[Beno]

Granted but your operating system is now Windows Me.

I wish i could get something for nothing.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted...its a bee sting.

I wish that I had a perfect tasting food that is NOT poisoned, doesn't cost anything, is easy to get, has no side effects and is not a dead animal.

CORRUPT THIS WISH! I DARE YA!

 

[smashbot226]

Granted, but the food was alive and it ate you.


I wish that Shy Guy was playable...

 

[Sanjuinuthus]

Granted but he is the worst character in the history of smash by far. His only move is neutral A which is a light punch with a 1% chance of 1% damage and a 99% chance of dealing himself an auto-KO. Oh, and he can't jump or move.

I wish I had 1billion non-counterfeit U.S. dollars in my checking account that I could use anytime I desired.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted, he's now playable in Mario Kart Double dash, its the edited version, released today.

I wish that smashbot hadn't been able to corrupt that, I thought that wish would end the thread!

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but everything else would have...

I wish people would do more of Mr.Lombardi type wises seeing as they are more challenging to answer BUT they are ALWAYS corruptible (I have faced MUCH worse)

 

[Sanjuinuthus]

Granted, he's now playable in Mario Kart Double dash, its the edited version, released today.

I wish that smashbot hadn't been able to corrupt that, I thought that wish would end the thread!

Granted, but since you made your wish and smashbot hasn't corrupted anything yet it is impossible for me to grant this wish because if I granted it this wish wouldn't be here in the first place and I wouldn't be responding to any comment so right now I'm not typing anything and the world asplodes.

I wish what is this I don't even.

 

[smashbot226]

Uuh... granted but your wish made no sense.

I wish for an uncorruptible ham sandwich.

 

[Neo-X]

Uuh... granted but your wish made no sense.

I wish for an uncorruptible ham sandwich.

Wish granted but the ham was moldy.

I wish I had a penny.