Wish Corruptor

[brawlpro]

Granted, but nicole richie's baby turned out retarted.

I wish i was a smash elitist.

 

[MuraRengan]

Granted, but all eletists are suddenly banned

i wish i was a lich

 

[TakDragon7]

granted as you became a sandwich.

I wish for 181 pizzas.

 

[brawlpro]

granted, but then you'll get hated because of your obesity.

I wish i won a mm against kdj.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted as you got a snickers instead.

I wish for 182 pizzas.

 

[brawlpro]

granted but the pizzas will all be from cici's

i wish posts in the games forums counted.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted as we got -1 post everytime you posted.

I wish for 183 pizzas.

 

[brawlpro]

Granted but your broke now

I wish TakDragon7 would stop wishin for pizzas.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but your attack is ineffective!

I wish TakDragon7 could have another 4 more pizzas on his pizza count! (But he had to tell me where it was @ to get them)

 

[victra♥]

Granted. Tak got 4 more pizza's but was banned! LOL irl.

I wish my town had a more active smash community.

 

[brawlpro]

granted as they all would be gay

I wish i summoned shenron(lol)

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but the summon failed and instead you summoned Ridley... while he was having his lunch... and he is still hungry!

I still wish to know where it was @ is

 

[smash_fo_life]

wish granted but u cant leave ur cardboard box(home)


i wish this wish couldnt b corrupted

 

[brawlpro]

granted but the wish itself makes no sense, you didn't really ask for a wish, lol.

i wish i owned silent wolf!

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but the wolf never makes any sound.

I wish you could have YOUR cardboard box back.

 

[etrain911]

granted but you're his new roomie.
I wish I knew what you were talking about.

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but now you know nothing else

I wish I had satin underwear

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but it burns a hole in your crotch.



I wish i had a Varia Suit.

 

[ArticulateT]

Granted, but you must spend a romantic evening with a space pirate

I wish I was a master swordsman

 

[Neo-X]

Granted but you got trampled by Epona.

I wish that Leon S. Kennedy was real.

 

[brawlpro]

granted, but when you saw him he shot you...

I wish the girls from doa were real.

 

[Neo-X]

Granted but they all hate you, and run away when they see you

I wish Leon was real and DIDN'T shoot me.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted he shoots himself

I wish he didn't shoot himself

 

[etrain911]

Granted he shoots zombie you just happen to look like a zombie
I wish I was in Brawl

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but as a Zombie... and we all know everyone shoots Zombies

I wish i didn't look like a Zombie

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, you now look like a mummy

I wish I Serra from FE would walk around naked in my room

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but you find out she was lying about her sexuality

I wish i didn't look like a mummy

 

[applejack]

Granted, but now you look like a mommy

I wish Leon could walk and shoot.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but he cant shoot while standing still now

I wish i didn't look like a mommy

 

[brawlpro]

granted...but now you look like Legolastorm...

i wish i was a mod

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but you are a Gfaqs mod. Oh noes

I wish my cat would get off the ****ing laptop!

 

[brawlpro]

granted, sux it already pissed on it

i wish i had a cat.

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, you get mine and it craps on your food

I wish i had my cat back

 

[Mischief Maker]

granted, but the cat had rolled around in a mud pit and just got mud all on your food.

I wish I could dream whatever I wanted.

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, not when you dream to see the words "whatever I wanted"

I wish i had a toaster that made donuts

 

[ArticulateT]

granted, but instead of them being cream filled, the donuts are filled with the inards of fish

I wish I had a Blaziken and a Lucario!

 

[Kentalish]

your wish is granted... but there going to be pokeballs

I wish diddy and dixe are not going to be a duo in brawl

 

[SmashWhammy]

Wish granted, but Dixie and Diddy will not appear in brawl AT ALL!!!
I wish Brawl will come out sonner

 

[ArticulateT]

Granted, but Tingle will appear and be a god-tier character!

I wish brawl had a create your own character mode

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but its "create your own avatar character"

I wish for a POKEMANS!!