Wish Corruptor

[d_shep04]

granted, but you dont know where it's @

i wish school would start back sooner so i can destroy noobs in smash and PARTY IT UP!!!

 

[TakDragon7]

granted as school is just a few weeks away.

I wish for 180 pizzas.

 

[MysticKenji]

You can't eat them.

I wish I was not bored.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but that is because your so busy being tortured

I wish to know where it was @

 

[applejack]

Granted buy you can't reach it.

I wish my wish didn't come true.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted and it doesn't (Now this is a very clever response if i say so my self)

I wish i could reach where it is @

 

[applejack]

granted, but it hurts you when you touch it.

I wish Pluto was a planet again.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but its in another solar system

I wish where its @ would not hurt

 

[applejack]

Granted, it is a painless death.

I wish I had better handwriting.

 

[Rubbish]

Granted but both of your hands are cut off.

I wish I lived in oklahoma.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but it wasn't what you expected

I wish that where it was @ would not kill me

 

[applejack]

(to rubbishes wish)Granted, but you are the only one there.

Granted, it does not exist in this dimension.

I wish people wouldn't chew on pencils.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted they chew on your food instead

I wish that where it was @ was in this dimension

 

[applejack]

Granted, but your put in another one.

I wish there was a new color.

 

[chlor0form]

Granted, but you have amnesia
I wish falco and doc are in ssbb.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but together... and not in a team kinda way

I wish that i was in the same dimension as where it was @

 

[Uchiha Falco]

wish granted, but you end up in a black hole

i wish falco was supersayian

 

[Rubbish]

granted but it makes him 50X weaker instead.

I wish to have ssb right now.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted except you don't have an N64 to play it on

I wish i was not in the black hole

 

[SonicMario]

Granted but your back at your house... Bored

Wish that Miis are in Brawl

 

[Uchiha Falco]

wish granted, but you end up on a planet that doesnt have SSBM

i wish falco could instant transport

 

[applejack]

Granted, but when he transports he ends up far off the stage.

I wish falco didn't get to use his laser in ssbb.

 

[MuraRengan]

Granted, now but everyone hates you because you made that wish

I wish gamefaqs wasn't so horrible

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but now they all came here

I wish that i was back where it was @

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but you forget where you were so you end up nowhere.

I wish that $100 appeared randomly from nowhere somewhere in the world every second

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but you where not in this world

I wish that i did know how to reach @ regardless

 

[Neo-X]

Granted but you fell down a hole

I wish I had an infinite pizza, that never molded, no one could touch it except me, and I could never lose it. And it always comes with me, and it protects me.

 

[MuraRengan]

granted, but you get explosive diarrhea every time you eat it.

I wish i could choose whether or not i get wet when i touch water

 

[Neo-X]

Granted, but a fish will eat you when you go in the water.

I wish Brawl would come out now. And I had my own copy, and it worked perfectly.

 

[mathos]

Your copy works but every Wii you come in to contact with or see becomes engulfed in flames.

I wish for a Wii that isn't on fire.

 

[Falco&Victory]

Granted, but it won't play Wii games.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish for $1,000,000

 

[brawlpro]

granted, but when you die you'll go to hell for being too greedy(jk*)
i wish i could make unlimited wishes that come true for the rest of my life.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but when you die you go to hell!

I wish that i was some what close to the location to where it was @

 

[MuraRengan]

Granted, but the location close to where you were @ is an infinite void

I wish my thumb was a cheeto that grew back every time I took a bite

 

[Wreked]

Granted, but you liked your thumb so much that you bit off your other fingers hoping they would taste good too.

I wish I was married to Jessica Biel.

 

[MuraRengan]

Granted, but she's cheating on you with every member of SWF (especialy me)

I wish i could pull stitch face turnips at will and throw them at people I hate

 

[Neo-X]

Granted but the people are INVINCIBLE!

I wish...Global Warming, The Sun Expansion Theory, and the Climate Change Theory were all FAKE.

 

[MuraRengan]

Granted, however they were only proven fake because a new theory has been proven true. One in which the world explodes tomorrow. >_> *runs*

I wish my cat could play smash

 

[Neo-X]

Granted but he always Meteor Smashes you into oblivion.

I wish the world explosion theory of yours wasn't true.

 

[Wreked]

Granted, but Global Warming, The Sun Expansion Theory, and the Climate Change Theory are all true.

I wish I was Nicole Richie's baby's daddy.