Will you press the button?

[Wario Wario Wario]

Eh, sure.

You get your most wanted impossible sequel ever, but it's a Stadia exclusive.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Pass. I have a feeling that, if Sega did make SA3 a Stadia exclusive, they wouldn't put as much effort into it, which is NOT something you do when making a sequel to a beloved series after 20 years.

You get confirmation that your most wanted gets in with the next Smash game, but now you have to wait 4+ years to see it come to fruition.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

100% YES.

You get a 100% guarantee your most wanted character will eventually get in, but you'll have to wait at the LEAST 4 Smash instalments.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Sure. At least now I know there will be four more Smash games, so that's something to look forward to.

Sega makes a 3D arena fighting game that mainly features their own characters, and your most wanted is a guest fighter (unless your most wanted is a Sega rep, then they're just a normal fighter.) BUT, Sega doesn't let that character get in Smash.

 

[ZeroJanitor]

Hell yeah I'd love a Sega-themed crossover fighter, and the opportunity to have my most wanted playable in a fighting game is all I really want.

The next Smash game has the return of all veterans again with updated movesets to be more faithful to their home series, but this also includes characters like Snake or Bayonetta, which bumps the game's rating up to an M.

 

[crazybenjamin]

In all honesty? I'm selfish enough that I would take the deal. I acknowledge that it wouldn't be a viable business move though.

You can KO Pokeball summons, but you can no longer KO ATs

 

[Janx_uwu]

Yeah, Pokémon are disgustingly OP in this game.

WYR have a match with big characters or tiny characters?

 

[Perkilator]

Yeah, Pokémon are disgustingly OP in this game.

WYR have a match with big characters or tiny characters?

I think that‘s better suited for the WYR thread.

Euden gets in, but for some reason only has JP voice clips.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Nope. Rather not have Euden at all

Little Mac gets buffed, but his wire frame and flesh costumes are swapped.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Depends on how much he was buffed. If it's something small, like they've been doing, pass. If it's actually something that makes him tournament viable, sure.
Also,

I think that‘s better suited for the WYR thread.

Euden gets in, but for some reason only has JP voice clips.

Sorry. I mixed up the game threads
Assist Trophies get a promoted character, but it's not Waluigi.

 

[crazybenjamin]

I see no problem with this (though I'll admit: my reason for opposing Waluigi is a nitpicky one)

The online is improved, but your most wanted is eternally blocked from Smash

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Nope. Gotta keep that tiny hope for Muddy alive.

We get a PlayStation rep, but you have to wait a whole year to play as them unless you have proof of purchase for a PS5.

 

[Janx_uwu]

No, that's scummy.

Sakurai says that 4th parties are allowed-but immediately after, he says 5th parties are also allowed, without specifying exactly what those are.

 

[Perkilator]

No, that's scummy.

Sakurai says that 4th parties are allowed-but immediately after, he says 5th parties are also allowed, without specifying exactly what those are.

Uh, no.

Waluigi, Alph, Shadow and Crash are playable, but we have to wait about a few ki this for them in a Definitive Edition.

 

[Kikio4546]

Pass, I already paid for the base game so why spend that price again just for four fighters???

Your most wanted gets in, but their next game totally ruins their franchise's image forever

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Pass. I think you've found a way for me to not want Muddy, heh!

Sora gets in as part of a Fighters Pass 3, but every other character in the pass is a non-game character owned by Disney.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Nah, I'm pretty indifferent to Sora anyways.

Ultimate's online is flawless with no online-caused input lag, but every time before you play a match you actually want to play, you have to play with these rules:
Mario Bros. Stage only
Items on high
Bees
Fake Smash Balls
Smash Balls

 

[Perkilator]

Nah, I'm pretty indifferent to Sora anyways.

Ultimate's online is flawless with no online-caused input lag, but every time before you play a match you actually want to play, you have to play with these rules:
Mario Bros. Stage only
Items on high
Bees
Fake Smash Balls
Smash Balls

Yeah, no.

Sora gets in, but then the Challenger Pack before that is Rillaboom, Cinderace and Inteleon all in a single pack.

 

[Ridley64]

Sora, sure! The Galar starters? Bonus!

Only heavyweights are left, but you have every character you ever wanted in Smash, it doesn't even have to be from a game. No limits.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Uh...I'm a superheavy main sooo...yes.

Your most wanted will never get in Smash, but the next game in their series is a masterpiece.

 

[Kikio4546]

Of course!!! Who wouldn't want that?

Your five most wanted characters in Smash, but they are all separate from the Fighter's Pass and have to be individually purchased.

 

[CheeseAnton]

Easy yes, no way in heck would Dwight, Master Chief, and Beat get in otherwise. Even if Rayman was possible to get in the pass, I like confirmed 4 (and other, I honestly don't know who would be the fifth most wanted for me).

75m (stage) is removed, but it gets replaced by Rumble Falls(?) (It was a moving stage in Brawl).

 

[Kikio4546]

Yes. YES. ANYTHING TO GET 75m OUT. RUMBLE FALLS IS WAY BETTER (and it's probably gonna be better in Ultimate because the fighters are less floaty)

Your most wanted gets in, but they get the Banjo treatment (lame movest) but WORSE.

 

[OnyanRings]

I tend to be very bothered by this sort of thing and i wouldn't want my boy Porky to be done dirty like that, not pressing that dang button.

Your most wanted gets in but he has a stupid cow-patterned hat on all of his alts, their voice clips are also 30% louder than any other fighter.

 

[Mamboo07]

I will accept it.

Your most wanted gets in, but they're made of cheese and spaghetti.

 

[RodAcoPer]

I will accept it.

Your most wanted gets in, but they're made of cheese and spaghetti.

ok

Waluigi gets in the next game, but Isabelle returns as an Assist Trophy

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

YES. Would push without hesitation, and I don't even mind Isabelle.

Your most unlikely most wanted gets in FP2 as CP8, but it takes almost two years between Steve and their reveal.

 

[Perkilator]

YES. Would push without hesitation, and I don't even mind Isabelle.

Your most unlikely most wanted gets in FP2 as CP8, but it takes almost two years between Steve and their reveal.

I'm not that desperate for Sora that I'm willing to wait two years, so no.

Sonic gets a rhythm game, but the music is all original remixes by Yoko Shimomura.

 

[CheeseAnton]

well, heck yeah to a Sonic rhythm game.


You get a years supply of cake (like, idk. A cake each week. Imagine a regular slice of pizza in width, with height being about 10 lego bricks? Idk, I forgot normal cake measurements) that are always cake you want to eat, but you have to finish them all before the year ends or else "something bad will happen."

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Nope Nope NOPE.

The next Mario Kart cuts down on baby and metal counterparts considerably, but instead a quarter of the roster is Wa- and Ma-counterparts.

 

[crazybenjamin]

No thanks.

Break the Targets returns, with unique stages for every character in the game, but Classic Mode reverts to 1 generic route shared by every character

 

[Perkilator]

No thanks.

Break the Targets returns, with unique stages for every character in the game, but Classic Mode reverts to 1 generic route shared by every character

No. I like the uniqueness of Ultimate’s Classic Mode.

Sora gets in, but he only has these songs:

1. Dearly Beloved (New Remix)
2. Destati/Dive Into the Heart (New Remix)
3. Bustin’ Up on the Beach (KH1.5)
4. Shrouding Dark Cloud (KH3)
5. Destiny’s Force (KH1.5)
6. Squirming Evil
7. Hand in Hand (New Remix)
8. Blast Away! ~Gummi Ship Medley~ (New Remix)
9. Blast Away! ~Gummi Ship III~ (KH1.5)
10. The Deep End
11. Scherzo di Notte
12. Forze del Male (KH1.5)
13. One-Winged Angel (from FINAL FANTASY VII)
14. Another Side, Another Story (New Remix)
15. The 13th Struggle (KH2.5)
16. Sinister Sundown/Working Together (New Remix)
17. Lord of the Castle (KH 1.5)
18. Revenge of Chaos (Re: COM)
19. Sora (New Remix)
20. Tension Rising (Reaper’s Revenge)
21. Desire for All That is Lost
22. Vim and Vigor (KH2.5)
23. The Encounter (New Remix)
24. The 13th Reflection (KH2.5)
25. Hazardous Highway (New Remix)
26. The 13th Dilemma (KH2.5)
27. The Other Promise (New Remix)
28. Fight to the Death (KH2.5)
29. Fate of the Unknown
30. Fight and Away (KH1.5)
31. Critical Drive (KH1.5)
32. Vector to the Heavens (New Remix)
33. The Tumbling
34. Enter the Darkness (New Remix)
35. Unforgettable
36. Black Powder
37. Unbreakable Chains
38. Master, Tell Me the Truth
39. Forze Dell’Oscurita
40. Rage Awakened ~The Origin~ (New Remix)
41. Dismiss (KH2.5)
42. No More Bugs!! (CD version)
43. Majestic Wings
44. Dread of Night
45. L’Oscurità dell’Ignot
46. L’Eminenza Oscura (New Remix)
47. L’Impeto Oscuro (New Remix)
48. Wave of Darkness (New Remix)
49. Anger Unchained (New Remix)
50. Eye of the Storm

 

[CheeseAnton]

only implies that isn't many, yet it is like almost 10x the amount Steve has, and (if I remember right) is only 6 behind Terry. But still, Sora is a pogger, so I'd be happy. Easy press of the button.


You get a free cake, but when you bite it, it turns into a pie. It then reverts back into said cake, to become a pie when bitten, and you always forget it turns into a pie when bitten (idk why, it just happens).

 

[Spongeboob]

I prefer pie anyway, so I'd press the button.

The devs fix Smash Ultimate's netcode and add an option for rollback, but all future DLC ceases development after the next fighter.

 

[ZeroJanitor]

Yeah. I'd definitely get more use out of good netcode than any character they're likely to add at this point (yes I know this is myopic but thats the point of the thread isn't it)

Your most wanted gets into Smash, but they're OP and everybody hates them.

 

[Kikio4546]

Oof, sure, but they're definitely going to be balanced in a week or two

Your most wanted gets into Smash, but they're so underwhelming and have barely any representation

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Sure. There's not much to work with for Mole Mania when it comes to Spirits and Music so the Cloud treatment would be preferable if anything.

Paper Mario gets in, but his moveset is based on Sticker Star and Sticker Star alone.

 

[Janx_uwu]

No. I would have the same problems I have with that as I do with Sonic's heavy Fighters representation.

We get yearly Fighter's Passes (three to four fighters each) and a ton more updates for Ultimate, but the next Smash game isn't released until 2028.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

I see no disadvantages to this.

All cut stages come back, but you have to sacrifice Temple, Mementos, Saffron City, Fountain of Dreams, Castle Siege, Pokémon Stadium 2, all Minecraft World forms except Birch, and WarioWare.

 

[Janx_uwu]

No, those are all great stages.

Your most wanted character gets in, but two characters are cut from the current roster at complete random.