Will you press the button?

[Wario Wario Wario]

I'd risk it. 10% chance of cutting an FE character, woo!

4 FE characters get cut. but in their place are sword users from other tactical RPGs.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Sure.

Tails gets added, but he’s an echo of Sonic.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Nah, but only because Smash rarely (if ever) declones.

Your most wanted character gets in, but they don't have an amiibo, stage, fighter spirit, Classic route, or any music.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

It’s a tough decision, especially because I really like the single player content in Smash, but I’m gonna reluctantly say yes to that

You’re 100% sure your most wanted gets in but it’s in the next Smash game exactly 20 years from now

 

[Spongeboob]

I'll be dead by then but **** it. I'll press the button.

The world achieves a state of "world peace" for the next 30 years, but you feel papercuts between your toes and fingers every day for the next 30 years too.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Yep, 100%

Another philosophical, non-game-related one: you can reverse climate change and all human-caused species extinctions, but it takes away 20 years from your lifespan.

 

[CheeseAnton]

Heck no, I come in higher priority than the human race because obviously I'm the main protagonist and the main protagonist is more important than Earth. (I mean, I have to be if I alone can grant world peace the ability to reverse climate change and all human-caused species extinctions).
(Unironically this time, yes)

You can end global warming, but you always feel wrong temperature wise for the rest of your life.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Yeah, I'll take that. I like the cold but don't like the snow, a win-win.

The next Smash instalment has all of your most wanted new series reps, but cuts the Original 12 and all characters from their associated series.

 

[Spongeboob]

Hell no. That would be like cutting Ryu from the next Street Fighter game or cutting Scorpion and Sub-Zero from the next Mortal Kombat game.

You get all of the knowledge ever known to man, but everyone thinks you're a schizo and you're an alcoholic.

 

[CheeseAnton]

ever known to man, why would I take that? I could just use Wikipedia and not be seen as a shizo and alcholic. If it knowing everything though, easiest yes.



Luigi doesn't appear in the next smash game, but he does get replaced by Waluigi (also, Luigi doesn't appear at all. Not even a colored skin for Mario, Wario, or Waluigi)

 

[Janx_uwu]

Yeah. Luigi got six Smash games, Waluigi can replace him for once.

Your most wanted gets in, but so does a Sonic OC, chosen at random from the entirety of the internet.

 

[ZeroJanitor]

Only if the creator of that OC gets royalties.

You get every single thing you ever wanted from Smash, except your most wanted character.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Sure. My second, third, fourth, e.t.c still get in, right?

Crash gets in, but the game insists he and his series is named "orange man", always spelled in lowercase.

 

[Janx_uwu]

I see no downside to this.

Every single person's most wanted gets in, but as a result the character select screen is hardly legible.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Nope.

There's an FP3, and you can choose each character - but they all have to be characters who predate SSB3DS' release and got exactly 0 votes on the Ballot.

 

[RodAcoPer]

Nope.

There's an FP3, and you can choose each character - but they all have to be characters who predate SSB3DS' release and got exactly 0 votes on the Ballot.

ehhh.. no

Your most wanted gets in, but it has a lame play style

 

[CheeseAnton]

Play Lame, Win Games.



Your most wanted gets in, but they appear in a scuffed way (you ever heard of Supra Smash Bross, imagine them coming into this game as you imagine them if they were in that game)

 

[Kikio4546]

Oof, probably not. But it would be hilarious, though

Your most wanted gets in, but it's just shadowdropped with no big announcement or hype.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

YES. Preferable outcome for a character as niche/obscure as Muddy.

Your least wanted gets in, but they're insanely fun, get a new ACE remix, and are a hard counter against the character you find fighting against most annoying.

 

[Kikio4546]

Why not??? If it's fun, then it's fine by me!

Your most wanted gets in, but only as an assist trophy and/or a spirit while your least wanted gets the Fighter's Pass treatment instead.

 

[Janx_uwu]

'Nuff said.

Your most wanted gets in, but you must refer to them as "purple Donkey Kong" for an entire month following their release.

 

[CheeseAnton]

That's even better


Your most wanted gets in but everyone hates you if you play them (everyone, best friend since childhood? He can't even look at you)

 

[Janx_uwu]

I just won't play as them, simple as that.

All of your most wanted characters in, but this is your profile picture on every website and social media, forever:

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Hmmmmm.... hard choice, but yes. It's a terrible image but at least it isn't too off character for me given how much I love ironic profile pictures.

Your least popular most wanteds get in, but your most popular most wanted are permanently banned from ever getting in.

 

[ZeroJanitor]

I don't expect my most popular wanted character will ever make it in so I guess I don't stand to lose anything.

Your most wanted character gets in, but you ultimately realize the victory is hollow and that a fictional character being added to a video game can't fix that empty feeling in your heart.

 

[Kikio4546]

... boop

Your most wanted gets in but Smash Ultimate now has Brawl physics forever (luckily there's no random tripping)

 

[Janx_uwu]

No, I love Brawl physics honestly (they're not that bad), but a lot of people hate them and I don't want to cause all that suffering around me.

Your most wanted gets in, but for some weird reason they wear a top hat on every one of their alts and its never taken out.

 

[Spongeboob]

The pros outweigh the cons so sure.

You get paid double of what you're earning right now but the currency isn't usable in your country and you need to exchange it. (ONLY answer if you're working a paying job ATM, whether you're working part-time or full-time.)

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Yeah sure why not. It would be inconvenient but it’s not like I’m losing anything

The results of the Smash 4 DLC poll get announced now, and the most requested fighter who isn’t already in the game gets in, but whoever is the 20th most requested character gets deconfirmed/removed if they’re already in

 

[Spongeboob]

>tfw 20th most requested is the most requested not in the game yet
Anyways, l'II pass.

Smash Ultimate's UI is given a "green color". (There's no caveats to this.)

 

[ZeroJanitor]

weird but could be neat. i'll press it for the novelty.

your most wanted doesn't get in smash, but their series gets its own really good platform fighter.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

A platform fighter based on Puyo Puyo would probably be fun, but the fact that everyone would fight the same dosent make me want it that much. Maybe if Arle getting in was guaranteed if I didn’t pick the platform fighter

Your most wanted gets in, but Mario canonically dies. He gets murdered by Wario then gets replaced with Luigi in the main line games, but still appears in spinoff games

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Hmm... nah, I don't think the shared childhood trauma of an entire generation would be worth it.

Yoshi gets his black alt back, but it replaces his light blue alt instead of the woolly alt.

 

[Spongeboob]

but it replaces his light blue alt instead of the woolly alt

I don't like it, but sure.

The nutritional benefits of apples are tripled, but they turn your tongue blue if they aren't prepared properly.

 

[CheeseAnton]

I mean, I hate apples so I wouldn't care. I guess yes however, as I think seeing others with occasional blue tongue would be kinda funny, and to help the health nuts.


Your favorite ended show gets revived (with as good writing as the best season in your opinion), but your favorite currently running show gets ended early.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

I can bring back Chowder if I sacrifice The Simpsons... yeah, I'll take it.

We get non-game content, but only as Mii costumes (it's up to you which part is the caveat.)

 

[Spongeboob]

You get to choose the rest of the characters, stages, etc. for the pass but online gets exponentially worse for each character you put in that you genuinely want in the game and exponentially better for each character you put in that you genuinely hope doesn't get in. (Characters who don't fit either category don't affect online.)

Also, you don't have to answer this, but if you were to press the button, who would you add?

 

[Perkilator]

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You get to choose the rest of the characters, stages, etc. for the pass but online gets exponentially worse for each character you put in that you genuinely want in the game and exponentially better for each character you put in that you genuinely hope doesn't get in. (Characters who don't fit either category don't affect online.)

Also, you don't have to answer this, but if you were to press the button, who would you add?

Nah, I'm good.

Crash is the last character, but Adol Christin comes before him.

 

[Ridley64]

Yes. I have no idea who Adol Christin is.

Every Undertale/Deltarune character gets in, but they each cost 10 bucks.

 

[Spongeboob]

That's like, what, $200? No thanks.

Let's go with something simple. You get the ability to read minds. However, you can never turn it off.