Will you press the button?

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope. Not gonna press it.

Sami from advance Wars gets in Smash, but you have to replace your legs with tank treads.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Nah, don't particularly care for Advance Wars.

A Metroid movie is announced, but Samus's only role is doing Fortnite dances in the background while the actual main characters are the Galactic Federation troops.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Hell no, no no no no NO! Please no, the franchise is gonna die if it would happen.

A 2D Zelda movie is announced and it's made by Studio Ghibli, but it's based on "Link: faces of evil" and "Zelda: wand of Gamelon"
(Plus the artstyle is reminiscent of the CD-i games)

 

[Demon Dragon]

Hmm, on the one hand, it would make good meme material, on the other hand, yet another reminder of the fact these games exist.
No, I won't press it.

Smash 6 includes a Gen 9 Pokémon as a fighter, but it's Flamigo.

 

[HyperSomari64]

I see no downside here. That sounds perfect for a WTF Pokémon pick.

We get a crossover event with Advance Wars in Fire Emblem Heroes, but Alear and the others from Engage will never join the gacha.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope - I don't think it would fit in the FE universe.

We get a new Xenoblade 3 stage in next smash, but it's Eunie's head (the fighters fight on the top on her head).

 

[Demon Dragon]

No thank you, that's just way too weird.

Tears of the Kingdom makes Link actually speak, but he has his voice from the Zelda cartoon and constantly remarks "EXCUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS" every 5 minutes.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Annoying, no thanks.

The Donkey Kong movie features King K. Rool as the main villain, but Kiddy Kong is the hero of the story (and he only talks in archived audio of Soupy Sales in the Donkey Kong segments of Saturday Supercade).

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope.

Matthew Taranto brings back "Brawl in Family" webcomics and adds the SSBU characters to the cast, but Nintendo announces that Waluigi & Isaac never get in smash.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Sure, whatever!

In NASB Hugh comes with Jimmy's Lab as a stage, but Rocko's stage is now totally original.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No.

We get a new stage based on Sonic Frontiers in next smash, but it only includes songs from Sonic underground.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Yeah, the show has some bangers they can use.

Sega Saturn is now retro-compatible with the Sega CD, but the controllers now have two buttons.

 

[KneeOfJustice99]

I'm afraid I wouldn't press the button. The SEGA Saturn becoming a glorified Pong machine (not even having a D-pad) would be a real killer. Sorry about that.

One brick (selected randomly) is removed from every brick-built structure on Earth, and instantly teleported into a single pile in any location of your choosing.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No, not gonna press it.

We get a Cartoon Network franchise in Drifting Dimensions, but it's Secret Mountain Fort awesome.

 

[HyperSomari64]

If it comes with Uncle Grandpa elements, then fine.

Blanc from Neptunia is added to Smash, but her stage is Planeptune.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

I don't think its a bad idea. I'l press it.

We get a new Conker platformer game, but Banjo-Kazooie get removed from next smash game.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Sure, I can always go to K. Rool for my Rare rep instead.

We get a new F-Zero game, but the only racing being done is in a 1-minute cutscene at the start, the actual game is a 2.5D platformer.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Very creative, but disappointing at the same time.

Bomberman is finally made plaayble in the next Smash, but his moveset is similar to Pac-Man (making references to other Hudson games) and he doens't land a bomb.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

You know what? Fine, at least he could represent the HS games though.

Quote from Cave Story gets in smash as playable fighter, but Alex from YIIK game also gets in.

 

[HyperSomari64]

A divisive yet awesome combo.

Adol from Ys is added to Smash, but his model is based on his Conan-esque design of the Genesis cover of Ys III.

 

[FazDude]

No.

Nintendo does the impossible - They gather up the team from Rare that made the original Donkey Kong Country trilogy and hire them to make a DKC4 in the style of the SNES games rather than the Retro titles, pre-rendered graphics and all. However, the game this team makes is... this.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Kiddy Kong while a very divisive character, he at least deserves the best.

We get a stage from Pokémon Scarlet and Violet in the next Smash, but it's intentionally glitchy to pay respect to the source material.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No.

V1 from Ultrakill gets in smash, but he doesn't have any guns in his moveset and his model is poorly rendered.

 

[HyperSomari64]

No thanks.

Smash 6 will become real, but the first fighters revealed are the most hated/divisive characters with the community: Kersti, Kiddy Kong, Tingle, a chibified Federation Force soldier, Garbodor, the cast of Tokyo Mirage Sessions, Kirby (but it's their Kirby's Avalanche version), etc.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Hell no. I'm not gonna touch it.

PSABR 2 becomes a real game, but the only fighting game being done is in a 1-minute cutscene at the start, the actual game is a bug-filled FPS shooter game.

 

[HyperSomari64]

No.

Sage from Sonic Frontiers has a boss fight in the next Smash, but her boss theme is Useless Man by Minty (as a reference to Sonic Dance Power).

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nah.

Chowder finally gets a playable character in MVS, but it's a CGI dancing Minotaur.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Geez! Don't bring me childhood traumas.

Puyo Puyo is now a stage in Smash, but it's based on Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine (and the stage will be like that for all regions including Japan)

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Where's the downside?

Pac-Maze comes back for Ultimate instead of Pac-Land, but Mushroom Kingdom 2 is replaced with Melee Mushroom Kingdom 1, making there two identical SMB1 stages

 

[HyperSomari64]

No. I don't want stage clones.

Universal's Mario movie will feature a resume of Yoshi's Island at the beginning, but Kamek will twerk in some point of the movie.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

No, I don't mind the twerking but I think the YI lore would contradict the Mario movie lore

Kingdom Hearts 4 adds a Star Wars world, but no Star Wars characters appear, just the planets; weapons; and vehicles, the rest is enhabited by OCs

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Okay fine.

We get an "Alien VS Predator" Atari Jaguar game remake released on consoles and PC, but the Xenomorph parts appear in form of paid DLC.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Gosh No!

Kirby gets his slide in the next Smash, at the cost of removing the copy ability. The inhale attack is now like in the first Kirby's Dream Land.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

No

Donkey Kong's roll is replaced with the classic 64 kick, but Kirby's sweep kick is replaced with the slide (your choice which is the upside and which is the downside)

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sure.

Dr. Eggman gets in Fortnite as skin, but this means that mobian/animal characters like Sonic never get in as skins.

 

[Demon Dragon]

No, I feel like the animal skins would be more interesting.

Mario in Smash 6 uses Cappy for more of his attacks, but his voice is replaced with Chris Pratt with lines taken from the movie.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Unless the Pratt voice can be switched, then great.

Roll from Mega Man becomes playable in the next Smash, but she's a washing machine (a reference to As Novas Aventuras de Megaman comic series)

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No.

Sony Pictures gets the rights to make a new movie based on "Masters of the Universe" toyline, but the Metal Gear movie gets cancelled.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Nothing to do but fine.

Back in 2007, TimeWarner acquires MGM Holdings, but WB will sell DC Comics and all their entertainment projects to Universal.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No.

Warner Bros. acquires MGM holdings, but they have to sell "Midway games" (Mortal Kombat, Joust, Rampage, etc) rights to Embracer group.