Will you press the button?

[HyperSomari64]

Contra games can be sometimes a danmaku. I'll press it.

Sonic Unleashed gets a PC release in both Steam and Epic Games Store, but it's only the werehog levels in the base game, the speed parts are now DLC.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope.

Half-Life movie gets directed by JJ Abrams, but TF2 movie never cones out.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Fine. At least make a tv show that adapts the webcomic.

The Fire Emblem series gets it's solo fighting game, but it's a platform fighter.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sure. We could get FE smash spin-off, so fans are gonna stop saying that we have too much swordfighters in normal smash.

Ganondorf gets decloned, but Zelda gets removed from the game.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Smash Crusade did something similar, so i'll press it.

Diddy is now a duo fighter with Dixie, but he's voiced by Andrew Sabiston.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Yes. It would be funny.

Nintendo finally makes a new punch-out!!! game for switch, but the boxing sport becomes illegal at the same day as the release of the game.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Sure, people will just have underground boxing matches anyway.

A new Kid Icarus game is released on the Switch, but Pit is now given the voice and speaking mannerisms of his Captain N incarnation. (i.e. adding -icus to the end of words)

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope - that would ruin the charm of the KI reboot.

COVID is finally gone, but Simpsons ceases to exist.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Sure, the Simpsons LONG overstayed its welcome at this point.

Illumination becomes a respected, award-winning film industry whose films have gone on to be timeless classics, but Disney goes bankrupt and forever ceases to exist.

 

[HyperSomari64]

YEEEEESSSS!!!

A Pokémon from Scarlet/Violet is revealed for Smash, but it's moveset is based on the glitches of the games rather than in-game moves.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope.

BJ Błaczkowicz joins smash bros, but Hitler comes out of grave.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Sure, wouldn't he be over 120 years old at that point and his body mostly decayed? Should be easy to kill. (I'm referring to Hitler BTW)

Every character that appeared in the Mario movie now has their VAs become their canon voice in future games released after it.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Egads, if Nintendo hired Jenna Coleman for one of it's games, i can't imagine how expensive could be for the movie's CVs reprising in any new game.

Mario can now Crawl and Luigi Wall Jump in Smash, but they are now mute.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope.

We get non-video game DLC guests in Mario Kart 9, but this means that we never get gaming characters like Sonic or Pac-Man in as DLC characters.

 

[Demon Dragon]

You know what? Sure. If nothing else it'll make for hilarious memes and s***posts.

Nintendo releases an updated version of the switch that has up to 1 TB of internal storage and is twice as fast as the previous models, but the only games that work on it are first-party titles.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

I don't think I'll pass up for that.

We get Dr. Eggman in smash with moveset alluding to his boss battles, but Sonic is replaced by a generic Motobug.

 

[HyperSomari64]

YEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!
(But seriously, a Moto-Bug can bring a better moveset than the hedgehog himself)

We get an special 4th Party Pass for Smash Infinite, but these are the characters included:

• E.T. (E.T. the Extra-Terretrial, Atari 2600)
• Superman (Superman, Nintendo 64)
• Red and Yellow M&Ms (M&Ms Kart Racing, Nintendo DS/Wii)
• Garfield (A Week of Garfield, Family Computer)
• Polly Roger (Donkey Kong Country, Nelvana)

 

[Demon Dragon]

No thank you.

In an update, Pokémon ScarVio includes the National Dex, all the cut moves, ramps up the performance and speed heavily, and patches out all the glitches, but it only lets you select Magikarp as a starter.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sure. It can evolve into Gyarados, which it would be awesome!

Space Invaders get in Pop Culture Clash as playable fighters (In base game or DLC), but Cloud or other Square Enix never gets in the roster of the game.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Well, seeing as how Space Invaders basically popularized the concept of video games, I feel like it's more deserving of a spot. So sure.

The Mario Movie includes Link as a cameo, but he has his voice and appearance taken from the CD-i games.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

I mean, it would be funny. I can't pass up with that.

We get a Super Mario Odyssey 2 with more kingdoms based on real life locations, but you become a giant for 2 weeks.

 

[HyperSomari64]

That sounds cool. (sadly it won't last long)

Dr. Mario is now Mario's echo, but Richter is replaced with the weaker Captain N's Simon Belmont (still an echo).

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

I mean, it would be funny. I can't pass up with that.

Toby Fox starts a very successful company with timeless games, but Nintendo goes bankrupt and forever ceases to exist.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Yeah, that sounds great.

We get Nier Automata songs in the next Smash as DLC, but they are sung by the Nelvana Koopalings from the Mario cartoons.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Bleh, no.

Red from Angry Birds gets in Smash, but appears in Movie form and he doesn't have any AB spirits aside his fighter in.

 

[HyperSomari64]

His movie design is okay, but that spirits board is a darn disappointment.

Wario gets his moveset improved for the next Smash, but his mouth is now always closed.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

There's no upside to this

Banjo is replaced with Marcus Fenix, but Byleth is replaced with Crash

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Yes. Sure.

Next Smash implements Rollback netcode and Boss rush mode, but you least favorite smahs character grows into 60ft giant and starts to terrorize your town.

 

[HyperSomari64]

"Gosh! No! Please don't stomp on me!!!"

Nintendo acquires all of Rareware IPs, but they have to sell the Wario franchise to Apple.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No. That would be awful.

Nintendo acquires Game Freak company, but they have to sell the Legend of Zelda rights to Square Enix.

 

[Demon Dragon]

No, I don't trust modern Squeenix with Zelda.

Sega acquires Nintendo, but they have to sell Sonic to Tencent.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Gosh No!!

Pac-Maze returns in the next Smash, but is now based on the Atari 2600 version.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No - that would take the charm away from the stage.

Rosalina makes an appearance in Illumination's Mario movie, but she is doing a floss dance in the background of the ending.

 

[HyperSomari64]

I'm a little neutral towards Rosalina, so she will be fine.

Porky is now part of EarthBound's Spirits Board, but Ness now has a naked alt.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

You know what? Yes.
(He would be still censored )

Edward Elric from FMA joins the anime crossover fighting game as playable fighter, but he is 10 centimeters tall when he's playable.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Hey, don't be mean to short-height people (even if it's accurate to the source material).

We get a Gyromite stage in the next Smash, but R.O.B. itself is cut from the roster.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

**** no. ROB is my main.

Wario (Ashley, Captain Syrup) & RPG (Prince Peasley, Cackletta) characters get in Mario Kart 9 roster, but 3 princesses are cut from the game.

 

[FazDude]

Depends on who the princesses in question are - If it's the baby ones, fine, but I don't want to cut any of the adult versions.

We finally get a Fighter's Pass dedicated to six indie game characters... but said characters are ones from more obscure indies, with more popular ones such as Rivals of Aether, Shantae, and Shovel Knight being absent.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

I'll press it. At least we could get a spotlight for them.

Cobra Commander from GI Joe appears as playable character in Hasbro Game night fight, but he's an generic cobra snake with military suit and he doesn't have any connections to the franchise.

 

[HyperSomari64]

No.

Detective Pikachu movie gets a sequel, but the titular character only appears on the first minute of the movie during a recap montage.