Will you press the button?

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope - that wouldn't be enough music for his pack.

Sheik (Zelda) gets her own anticipated spin-off game, but it's a hyper realistic Assassin's Creed rip-off with a campaign with hard-to-follow plotline that makes entire FNAF lore look like Pong.

 

[HyperSomari64]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Yoshi and Diddy Kong have a speaking cameo in the Universal's Super Mario movie, at the price of both being voiced by Andrew Sabiston (whose voiced in the old Nelvana toons from the 1990s)

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Ok, sure.

Geno finally makes a cameo in Super Mario Bros. movie (2023), in form of his name that is written on tombstone (the tombstone would be found in possible forest scene).

 

[HyperSomari64]

A nice easter egg, but a very dark one on the other side.

The Koopalings appear in the 2023 Mario movie, at the very end to sing for the obvious Dance Party Ending. And the cherry of the top, they have the same voices from the DiC Mario cartoons.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Oh no no NO!!!

Ratchet and Clank join the Pop Culture clash roster as Playstation/Sony rep, but they are excluded from PSABR 2 roster.

 

[Demon Dragon]

No, I feel like Kratos or Cloud would be more deserving of that spot. Ratchet and Clank not being in PSABR is a crime.

The Mario movie includes Waluigi as a cameo, but he's voiced by Pauly Shore.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Eh, it sounds cool, but i'not pressing it.

Mike Pollock returns as Eggman in Sonic Prime, but Tails is absent on the show.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope.

We get a playable Courage the Cowardly Dog rep in MVS, but it's the blue bugle monster from "Perfect" episode.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Holy **** no! I do not need more nightmares from that!

Ashley makes a cameo in the Mario movie, but her sole appearance consists of her dabbing.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Universal!Mario: "That's to 2016!"

Diddy Kong Racing gets a remake, but Taj the Genie is cut from the game and Kiddy Kong is a racer.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

You know, I'll press it. It would be funny to have him as racer.

Ahri gets in Smash Bros, but all MOBA games cease to exist without any mark or warning.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Sure, I never cared about MOBAs anyway.

Pokémon suddenly exist in real life, but the only ones that do are Grimer/Muk, Koffing/Weezing, and Trubbish/Garbodor.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Ew! Gross!

Sonic Origins gets an additional DLC game in the form of Somic Schoolhouse.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope. Not gonna press it.

We get a Captain N mii costume in smash, but he comes with song that is actually poorly made MIDI version of Captain N: The game master theme.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Oh god no. The mii costume is bad enough, but another MIDI track?!

We have finally been waiting for this day. Sonic the Hedgehog will finally get another character in Smash Bros, who has left a lasting impact in many gamers minds...

 

[FazDude]

(MILD SONIC FRONTIERS SPOILERS)

Yeah - Now that she's actually canon to the mainline series, I'm more comfortable with her getting in.

Spyro gets into Smash, but his design and moveset are strictly based on the Skylanders series with very few mentions of the classic/Legend games.

 

[Demon Dragon]

No, that completely eliminates any charm he has.

The next Smash Bros game is multiplatform, but half the roster is cut.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Hell yes. Only problem is that not enough Nintendo characters are cut.

Nintendo releases their retro 80s/90s/early 00s titles on Steam, but you still can't own them individually on Switch.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

You know what? I'll press it since Nintendo should stop being overprotective of their IPs.

We get a Half-Life movie adaptation made by Warner Bros., but the plot is based on "Hunt down the freeman" game.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Oh **** no!

SEGA goes back to making game consoles and becoming Nintendo's rival again, instead it's Sony who ends up doing the collaborations with Nintendo.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

I mean, sure. Nintendo and Sony should be buddies.
(Although there is small issue that SEGA may bankrupt if the new console fails)

We get Black Shadow as new F-zero rep in smash, but you lose all your fingers on your hand.

 

[Deleted member]

Nope.

We get a MGS movie with Kojima as a produced, but it's directed by Neil Breen

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No - I don't wanna ruin the MG franchise.

We get Godzilla pack in Lego Dimensions, but it's based on TriStar's Godzilla.

 

[HyperSomari64]

"That's a lot of fish!"
But seriusly, i eather prefer to see Zilla's kids as mooks of the world.

DiC makes a Super Mario 64 cartoon with CGI technology, but the overseas animation job is done by the same Pakistani dudes who did those McDonalds commercials for the Sonic and Crash's Happy Meals.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Why would I ever pass up on such great meme fuel?

PSASBR has the cut Cole morality mechanic, Evil Cole's place is taken by Vibri from Vib-Ribbon

 

[HyperSomari64]

YOOO!!! that's very clever.

DIC makes a Kirby cartoon in the late 90s, but Kirby's personality is the same as we see in Kirby Avalanche.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope.

The pokemon Gen 10 region would be based on Germany, but there aren't any new pokemon that are based on German culture.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Gosh! Game Freak is dumb with it's research.

Saban does a Star Fox puppet show back in the 90s, but Falco and General Pepper are absent (with no mention of them throughout the show) and Slippy is now the lead of the Star Fox team and main protagonist (and not from the P.O.V. kind)

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

HELL NO.

Every character gets additional 4 alts in exchange of Final smashes.

 

[Demon Dragon]

No, Final Smashes are what made Smash unique.

Instead of Pichu, the Pokemon echo fighter is Ash Ketchum as an echo of the Pokemon Trainer.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sure, at least Ash Ketchum would be first video game-associated 4th party to be in Smash.

We get a new long-waited Sonic Adventure 3 game, but the voice acting in this game is worse than previous SA games and it has only one level: Green Hill Zone (has copied layout & assets from SA2).

 

[Demon Dragon]

No, but I have a feeling that is what SEGA will probably do anyway.

Pokemon Sword and Shield brings back the National Dex and all the cut moves, but they cost five times more than the actual game at launch.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

There's no upside to this

Rocko is a base game character in NASB, Toph is DLC

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Yes. There is no downside to this one.

Waluigi gets in smash with Mario spin-off themed moveset, but Rosalina & Luma is replaced by standalone generic Luma.

 

[FazDude]

You know something? I'm gonna press the button. There's a lot you could do with a Luma.

Xbox Game Pass comes to Nintendo Switch, but none of the Rare titles released on Nintendo consoles are included.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

I mean, sure. I could play Halo on switch at least.

One Piece gets a 2D Beat'em up game made by Shredder's revenge devs, but all Shueisha IPs aside One Piece cease to exist.

 

[Demon Dragon]

No, I don't even care for One Piece.

Sonic '06 gets a remaster that actually patches the glitches and eliminates the long loading screens, and it gets rave reviews across the board, but Sonic/Elise is now the official canon couple.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

You know what. Okay, I'll press it.

Dreamworks gets it's own platform fighter, but Shrek 5 & Bee Movie 2 never get released.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Eh, i can't live without unnecessary revivals.

Donkey Kong and Sonic now have the best franchise representation in the next Smash, but their voices are changed: Archived voice clips from Soupy Sales for Donkey Kong extracted from Saturday Supercade, and Jaleel White doing a nasal girly voice for Sonic similar to Sonia in Sonic Underground.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

You know, I'll press it. It would be really funny.

We get a new good Contra game made by Konami that takes heavy inspiration from classic games, but the difficulty of the game is very hard that would make Dark Souls 2's gameplay look like Pong.