Will you press the button?

[Demon Dragon]

No, I won't let that happen to my boy Game and Watch.

Nintendo stops issuing C&Ds of fangames and copyright strikes to people posting their music on YouTube, but SEGA now fills that role instead.

 

[HyperSomari64]

What! At least the Sega from Japan is strict with copyrighted material, while Sega of America is more relaxed.

Microids and Tribute Games announces a sequel to Shredder's Revenge, but it is based on Saban's The Next Mutation.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No.

We get a mario-themed Smash spin-off platfighter game (aka Super Mario smash bros), but Mario content is axed from next smash.

 

[Demon Dragon]

No.

Darkstalkers gets a new game released, but Street Fighter games will no longer be produced.

 

[HyperSomari64]

No!

Konami sells every franchise they own to Nintendo, but the latter will make Pachislots from their core series (Mario, Zelda, Metroid) that makes more Yens than Konami.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Good god no!

NFTs are made illegal, but the only art that artists are allowed to make is R34.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Ew! no thanks!

Nintendo now allows to make fan content from their franchises, but they have to sell one of their abandoned/dormant series to Electronic Arts.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

You know what? Fine, at least they would make Mach Rider more edgy and more realistic.

NASB 2 gets released with better graphics, story mode and super moves, but they have to sell the TMNT rights to Embracer Group.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Sure. TMNT should be on better hands rather than Paramount.

Mega Man 12 features playable Bass, Proto Man and Roll in the base game, but Rock now has his raspy, Popeye-like voice from Captain N.
(And i'm think the actor died years ago, so they only resource is archived audio from the show)

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

You know what? It would make some meme potential, so yeah.

We get Breaking bad collab in fortnite, but in form of "blue crystal" item and Skyler white as only skin.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Eh? I'll take it.

Ganondorf gets a new moveset for the next Smash and is on a high tier of the competitive scene, but every sfx is replaced with his CD-I ccatchphrase "YOU WILL DIE!" (even when walking or running)

 

[Demon Dragon]

Nope.

Susan Wojicki gets fired from YouTube, but she becomes the CEO of Microsoft.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No - that would ruin the whole charm of Microsoft.
(Gosh, I don't wanna DOOM to become a game for children)

Nintendo stops giving C&D letters and allows fan content, but they have to sell Xenoblade franchise to Electronic Arts.

 

[HyperSomari64]

No thanks, bro

Microsoft announced that the next Windows will run MS-DOS programs natively (without the need of emulators), but the max of storage is 10 kilobytes.

 

[ZagarTulip]

No

Agitha is added as a Playable Zelda Character, but Zelda & Sheik share the same roster slot and can switch Down B (like in SSBM and SSBB)

 

[Demon Dragon]

Sure. Zelda's Down B really doesn't fit her new look in Ultimate, and Sheik's Down B is a bit clunky to land hits with. Plus new Zelda rep, woot!

We get a ScarVio Pokémon in Smash 6, but it's Wiglett.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nah.

Xenogears gets a new game, but this means that we never get anything from Xenoblade (like anime adaptation, games, etc).

 

[Demon Dragon]

You mean anything after XC3? If so, then sure.

Nintendo Switch Online is replaced with the Virtual Console, but the games run at 5 frames per second.

 

[HyperSomari64]

At least i can play them.

SEGA releases Sonic Generations Ultimate with a talking Classic Sonic, but his voice is the same as in Sonic Schoolhouse.

 

[Demon Dragon]

I never played Sonic Schoolhouse, but even disregarding that, I can't really trust them after they ****ed up Colors Ultimate so much, so no.

Nintendo puts all their music on Spotify, but the music only consists of MIDI files.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Gosh!! At least use a better soundfile.

Castlevania's Alucard is ascended to a playable role in the next Smash, but it's his Captain N version.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Eww, no.

Alear from Fire Emblen gets in, but all other characters from FE are downgraded from playable to assist characters that appear in Alear's attacks.

 

[HyperSomari64]

You now what? That's a better way to represent the Fire Emblem series in Smash.

Eggman is confirmed in Project X Zone III as a solo unit, but he uses his Sonic '06 design to respect the "humans-only" rule.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No, he is already a human. Not gonna press that, because the change is useless.

GI Joe gets a full season in Drifting Dimensions, but you're forced to work for COBRA organization.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Sure, I've always wanted to play as the bad guys.

Smash 6 is multiplatform, but the non-Nintendo versions run at half the speed and severely gut the characters and stages.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Wowza! This makes it unplayable.

Castlevania Chronicles is ported to all modern platforms with fully-voiced dialogue, but Simon has the same voice actor and mannerisms from his Captain N version.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No. That would be awful.

We get a N. Sane-styled remakes for 5 Commander Keen games, but Microsoft announces that DOOM no longer gets new games.

 

[Demon Dragon]

As someone who has never played a Commander Keen game, as well as someone who loves Doom, this gets a "Nope" from me.

Crash Bandicoot gets in Smash 6, but his design is taken from Crash of the Titans.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Fine. At least he gas his signature attacks.

Super Bomberman R2 adds a Wario Bomber for the Switch version, but he's voiced by a different person that is not Charles Martinet.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sure, he would be voiced by Danny DeVito.

We finally get a Sonic game in Ultimate Game Collection thread, but it's actually a GBA port of Sonic the Hedgehog (1991).

 

[Demon Dragon]

Oh god no.

The next Pokémon game ends up returning to 2-D sprites again, but the glitches are even more prominent than in Scarlet and Violet.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nah, that would make the game worse.

Nintendo finally listens to their fans and they release a new F-zero game, but they have to stop making Zelda games for very long time.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Sure, that should hopefully give them the chance to use their other IPs more.

Nintendo buys Capcom, but the only games they make are Mega Man games.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No - I don't wanna Street Fighter to die, plus that would look like if Nintendo was biased only with IPs that had connections to NES console.

We get a playable Taito rep in smash, but it's the baby from Bust-a-move game box art.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Well, at least is something.

Nintendo, WildBrain and Discotek Media release a deluxe boxset with all DiC Mario cartoons (Super Show, SMB3 and SMW) + The Legend of Zelda, but it will be exclusive to Japan (and it's exportation will be illegal)

 

[Demon Dragon]

Sure, I was never really a fan of those shows anyway.

Metroid Prime 4 is announced, but all Metroid content is removed from Smash 6.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No - that would be slap in the Metroid's face due to being one of historical Nintendo franchises and without it, smash won't be the same.

Shrek 5 finally gets made, but it's voice acting is on the same level as Video Brinquedo movies and it has different voice actors with unmatching voices.

 

[Demon Dragon]

No. I'm not interested in a Shrek 5.

Metal Gear gets a new game announced, but it's a sequel of Metal Gear Survive.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Hell no, not gonna press it.

We finally get a new Wario Land game, co-developed by Tour de Pizza (Creator of Pizza Tower) and Nintendo; but the visuals of the game look unfinished and Wario is replaced by generic stereotypical hobo with worse moveset.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Nope

Nintendo releases a streaming service with their TV Shows and Movies from yesteryear, but it only featured the Super Hornio Brothers 1 + 2 with nothing else