Will you press the button?

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Ewww, no. Who is gonna watch that ****?

Blades (Male and female) from XBC2 appear in real life, but your voice becomes high pitched and squeaky.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Nope

Pokemon Scarlet and Violet have their development delayed to patch out the glitches, but the Pokémon in the dex is reduced to 70.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No. Just no.

Half-Life 3 is finally getting released, but it only has one chapter and all enemies are just generic zombies.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Fine, at least i can have some laughs.

Yoshi's Woolly World gets a remaster on the Switch, but the Amiibo costumes are removed and replaced with Pokémon ones (the Pokémon amiibos are the only compatible)

 

[Demon Dragon]

Sure, I'm glad it's ported at least, and that Amiibo is still supported.

Super Mario Maker 2 brings back the amiibo costumes, but it removes the slopes.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No, I would hate the idea of slope removal.

Pizza Tower gets an animated movie adaptation in 2035, but it introduces new characters that have nothing to do with the game and it has a dance party ending.

 

[Demon Dragon]

No.

Donkey Kong Country finally has a new game released, but Kiddy Kong is the only playable character.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Dinky (his Japanese name) deserves more respect and he's underrated. I'm glad that he's back to take the stardom.

Capcom releases a new Marvel vs. Capcom, but Disney buys the rights to Ruby Heart and Amingo and they no longer appear in any future game.

 

[Demon Dragon]

No. Disney has enough IPs already.

All Disney characters enter the public domain, but Sony ends up forbidding their characters from doing the same.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No. Just no.

R34 art becomes illegal, but Youtube gets shut down for some reason.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Fine.

A Smash Bros movie is announced, but it is directed by Michael Bay.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

I mean, yeah I guess. That would be cool to see a smash movie with explosions.

An animated Littlebigplanet movie is announced, but it is directed by Tony Leonis (the guy behind Emoji Movie).

 

[Demon Dragon]

No. Even discounting my opinions about the Emoji Movie, I never played LBP.

The Castlevania Netflix series gets a special season that focuses on Simon Belmont, but Sonic Prime gets cancelled.

 

[HyperSomari64]

No thanks. Is an upsetting exchange.

Jack Frost is added to Smash, as part of the Virtual Boy's moveset.

 

[Demon Dragon]

No, I'm not keen on Jack Frost even as a solo fighter.

New Mega Evolutions get announced for Pokémon Generation 10, but they are all exclusive to Charizard.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No.

Raven Beak gets added to smash, but your head is replaced by crow's head.

 

[Demon Dragon]

No, I'd look so ridiculous.

A new Kirby rep is added to Smash, but it's Tokkori (from Kirby Right Back at Ya)

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No no no no NO! This idea hurts me.

Everything that you want in next smash (Fighter, stages and stuff) is added to new smash game, but you have to wear a clown suit for rest of your life.
(Also with make-up)

 

[Demon Dragon]

No. It's not worth it.

You automatically get accepted to a job with a seven-figure salary, but it's all the way on the other side of the world.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Sure. I still can have video calls with my family.

Bandai Namco brought back Ms. Pac-Man from the hands of AT Games, but they had sold the Tales of Series to SEGA.

 

[Demon Dragon]

Sure.

We get three new Kirby characters in Smash 6, but they are Waddle Dee (a regular one), Waddle Doo, and Scarfy.

 

[MasterCheef]

no way. not playable. spirits yes.

these are Pikachu's changes in the next smash game


Pikachu’s new size = Pichu’s
Pikachu’s down air = iron tail
Pikachu’s up Special = Electro-web
Pikachu’s horizontal Special = surf
Pikachu’s Neutral aerial = Shock Wave
Pikachu’s Neutral Special = Charge Beam
air speed buff = 1.06 & run speed nerf = 1.63 & weight nerf = 63

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

No. Last think we need as a smaller Pikachu

SSBU adds Small Mario instead of Dark Samus

 

[HyperSomari64]

SSBU adds Small Mario instead of Dark Samus

Sir, this is NOT the "Should the change be made?" threed.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No. Last think we need as a smaller Pikachu

SSBU adds Small Mario instead of Dark Samus

No.

We get a high-budget live action Metroid movie made by Universal Pictures, but it's based on Metroid: the other M.

 

[Demon Dragon]

You know what? If they can fix the story, make it actually feel immersive, and don't turn Samus into a whimpering loser, then sure.

Nintendo announces a new season of Kirby Right Back at Ya!, but King Dedede and Meta Knight are voiced by Pauly Shore and Christian Slater, respectively.

 

[HyperSomari64]

No thanks. Not sure if Nintendo also brings back the heroes' vocies for the English dub.

TDK released a PlayStation 2 port of Shrek: Extra Large, but it was Japan-exclusive.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

You know what? I'll press it, so Dreamworks gets more popular in Japan.

Rex gets added to Smash and he's fully playable instead of being a taunt character, but Shulk is cut from next smash game.

 

[MasterCheef]

sorry not for Rex. much as i can's stand Shulk.

these are the new SSBU Deluxe 3rd Party reps ?

Master Chief’s ( air speed = 1.19 ) & run speed = 1.55
Master Chief’s Final Smash = spartan laser & short charge time
MC’s Damage = 70% & KO Power = 85% & air jump = jet pack
Master Chief’s weapons = Z-180 Scattershot & Incineration Cannon
Master Chief’s down Special = resupply Wheel = stat boos / ammo
resupply Wheel = Damage Boost up / speed boost up / ammo
resupply Wheel = meter builds up based upon damage dealt
Master Chief’s Horizontal Special = light armor shield
Master Chief‘s Neutral Special = weapon fire
Master Chief’s up Special = grapple-shot

Ahri’s weight = 96 & ( air speed = 1.36 ) & run speed = 1.96
Ahri’s side Special = deception orb
Ahri‘s Neutral Special = fox fire
Ahri’s up Special = spirit rush
Ahri’s down Special = charm

Elysium’s air speed = .99 & run speed = 1.78 & weight = 99
Elysium = from Soul Calibur = base style = enhanced Omega Pyrrha
whip style = medium range & poor on shield except at max distance
Elysium’s Neutral Special = Swap to Ivy’s style with medium range
Elysium’s horizontal Special = Ice Crystal
Elysium’s Down Special = Critical Edge
Elysium’s up Special = Flight

Captain Price / Soap / Ghost = run speed = 1.55 & air speed = 1.19
Price’s Final Smash = Predator Missile ?
Price’s Shield & special = Ammo Care Package
Price‘s Neutral Special = Desert Eagle
Price’s side Special = Semtex
Price’s down Special = I.M.S.
Price’s up Special = Commando

Throné Anguis run speed = 2.39 & ( air speed = 1.15 )
Throné Anguis up special = Springy Boots = extra air jump
TA’s Shield & special = Leave No Trace = limited time ; doubles hits
TA’s neutral special = Swift Step = increase speed & self Knock Back
TA’s side special = HP Thief = dagger stab & regain 50% damage dealt
Throné Anguis down special = Dark Veil = Deal dark damage to all foes, & dodge 1 physical attack 100% guaranteed
Throné Anguis Final Smash = Aeber's Reckoning = a powerful dagger attack on all foes. The greater your speed = more attack potency

Dracthyr via World of Warcraft = air speed = 1.19 & run speed = 1.72
Dracthyr’s horizontal Special = Pyre = Lob a mortar of flame,
Dracthyr’s Down Special = Disintegrate = damaging beam on target
Dracthyr’s Neutral Special = Glide
Dracthyr’s up Special = Soar
Dracthyr’ Final Smash = Firestorm

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Okay fine. There is no downside.

You get the ability to see the future (like Shulk's foresight), but you lose the ability to hear.

 

[Demon Dragon]

No, hearing is too valuable a sense to lose.

Rayman finally gets a new game announced, but it is made by the same people who developed Bomberman: Act Zero.

 

[HyperSomari64]

Hudson Soft is dead (they devs are on Konami or have retired), so no thank you.

Mario Kart 9 is now a Baby Mario Spin-Off (like when MvDK turned into Mini Mario & Friends), but brings back the Symbol Editor from DS.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No. This idea sounds stupid to me.

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance gets a modern console/PC generation remaster port with high definition graphics, bug fixes, better frame rate and with DLC built-in the game; but it has a limited release and it's a japanese-exclusive remaster.

 

[ssbashworld]

Sure, can always import it and i think the community would probably come up with some sort of english mod.

Nintendo announces a new booster course pack that matches the content of the current one but decide to only port mario kart 8 again next console generation instead of releasing a new entry.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No. Nintendo not making a new Mario Kart game feels kinda lame since we have many Mario/DK/Wario/Yoshi characters to choose from for the next game (heck, maybe a tiny amount of Nintendo/non-Nintendo/Non-video game guests in the roster).

We get a 3D Contra game (yes, the 3d game where you can run and shoot at enemies in 3D environments), but Konami sells Hudson Soft characters' rights to Electronic Arts.

 

[HyperSomari64]

No, i don't want Contra 3D to be like Metal Slug on the PS2 (yes, that 3D game existed). I rather prefer selling the Hudson characters to Nintendo.

Donkey Kong now started as a japanese animated tv show for children back on the 1970's, but the main protagonist is the fireball.

 

[Deleted member]

Sure, not out of place for the time.

Only the first Smash is a platform fighting game; the sequels (with all added characters and whatnot) become an RPG, open world, sports and FPS.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Okay I guess. More Nintendo crossover games, seems more fun.

Mario Movie 2 would feature Wario and Waluigi as secondary antagonists (and they would be voiced by Charles Martinet), but Peach gets flanderized from "action girl" to "whiny womanchild" in the sequel.

 

[Deleted member]

If someone more obscure gets to be the main villain, I'll take it.

All of Nintendo's dead franchises get revived with Arcane esque R rated movies, in exchange for no new games.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Okay, cool. I'll press it.

We get Madagascar 4 movie, but Alex, King Julien & Penguins are absent from the movie (heck, they aren't even mentioned)