Charlesz
Smash Champion
- Joined
- Oct 6, 2007
- Messages
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Dear Mango
As we all know, apex 2010 is coming up. To everyone ( except AlphaZealot ), this a time of joy and celebration. But I regretfully must say that apex may become a time of horribleness and sorrow.
After looking at my son's facebook profile a few weeks ago, and staring very hard at water fountains. I have envisioned 3 terrible things that will happen if Mango doesn't go to Apex.
1) HBOX killing hype
I feel that Hungrybox will tap everyone at Apex, including the Europeans.
The grand finals of Apex will become something like this if you don't stop him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTNaAUJZz5k
or even worse ( oh god no... )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Z6LSQBg9U&feature=fvst
2) Mango vs Diakonos not happening
I really want this to happen, if you don't go this won't happen.
3) More homo smashers
A few weeks ago I saw on my son in bed with a well known socal homo called MacD. To make matters even worse, there was another guy in bed with my son and MacD. I don't know his name, but he wore darck shoes, darck jeans, and had brown hair. This leads me to conclude that he plays jigglypuff.And now that Hbox has won ceo, more players will become homo in the future.
With ICG possibly absent from apex. You are the only one that can do it. Without you, all hope is lost and hbox will dominate apex. Without you BOB$'s crowd reaction would disappear. Without you people will start playing falco like lunin. So please go to Apex and stop the floridian whose haircut makes me want to PMS four times a day.
Sincerely yours,
-Julianna Zhu ( Zhu's Mom )
As we all know, apex 2010 is coming up. To everyone ( except AlphaZealot ), this a time of joy and celebration. But I regretfully must say that apex may become a time of horribleness and sorrow.
After looking at my son's facebook profile a few weeks ago, and staring very hard at water fountains. I have envisioned 3 terrible things that will happen if Mango doesn't go to Apex.
1) HBOX killing hype
I feel that Hungrybox will tap everyone at Apex, including the Europeans.
The grand finals of Apex will become something like this if you don't stop him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTNaAUJZz5k
or even worse ( oh god no... )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Z6LSQBg9U&feature=fvst
2) Mango vs Diakonos not happening
I really want this to happen, if you don't go this won't happen.
3) More homo smashers
A few weeks ago I saw on my son in bed with a well known socal homo called MacD. To make matters even worse, there was another guy in bed with my son and MacD. I don't know his name, but he wore darck shoes, darck jeans, and had brown hair. This leads me to conclude that he plays jigglypuff.And now that Hbox has won ceo, more players will become homo in the future.
With ICG possibly absent from apex. You are the only one that can do it. Without you, all hope is lost and hbox will dominate apex. Without you BOB$'s crowd reaction would disappear. Without you people will start playing falco like lunin. So please go to Apex and stop the floridian whose haircut makes me want to PMS four times a day.
Sincerely yours,
-Julianna Zhu ( Zhu's Mom )