It will be awesome, like a combination between the movies Independence Day and Armageddon, with Michael Bay directing it. It's 2014 and Melee dies off because two years ago Sakurai went and personally smashed every CRT TV in existance. Now aliens invade. The US military is unable to fend off the alien invaders and the head of the government hides in Area 51. The President turns to Dr.Peepee and tells him, "Kevin, the world is your hands. Get hype" and he presses a button under his desk and the floor flips over and reveals a pristine Melee setup.
Peepee then sets off on an arduous journey to track down the best Melee players from his era and get everyone back into shape in time for the epic showdown that will decide the fate of humanity. He travels to Arizona and finds Axe (played by Will Smith) and begins assembling his crew. It's not as easy as it seems: Hungrybox (Javier Bardem) owns a sugar plantation in Florida, Mew2King (Rainn Wilson) is a national celebrity spokesperson for Snapple, and Mango is nowhere to be seen. Can this ragtag bunch really save the Earth? Find out THIS SUMMER IN A THEATER NEAR YOU.
Wobbles
FlyAmanita
Hungrybox
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Axe
M2K
Amsah
S2J
Armada
Dr.Peepee
The strategy is to gay the aliens' stocks away with rampant Wobbling and resting before the Mango hammer comes down and finishes them off. Crew experts like M2K will then clean up. Armada and Peepee are an insurance policy.
[COLLAPSE="spoilers"]In the movie, the heroes find out that Mango (now living using the assumed name Scorpion Master) has trolled humanity and is fighting in the aliens' side of the crew battle. PB&J is selected to take his spot on Earth's crew. After a long and hard battle with touching, dramatic moments and our heroes adapting to the aliens' crazy metagame of Game&Watch, Luigi, Yoshi, and frame perfect Foxes, the final battle comes down to Peepee vs. Mango, 4 stocks each. Falco dittos. [/COLLAPSE]