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Who Smashes for Earth?

Tee ay eye

Tee ay eye

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1. Ken
2. Bugs Bunny
3. Daffy Duck
4. Elmer Fudd
5. Tasmanian Devil
6. Sylvester
7. Yosemite Sam
8. Lola Bunny
9. Porky Pig
10. Bill Murray
 
Bing

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2 things, 1. M2K as the snapple guy made me laugh. 2. Bill Murray would **** the aliens, unless he crossed streams with someone else...


Another thing, this thread is seriously lacking... Canada... only 1 person mentioned a Canadian and that was Kage... lol

Still laughing at Kevo's post... XD
 
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Planet Piss said:
receptacles for their intergalactic semen
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Battlecow said:
M2K (crew wizard)
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lel
Hawngreebawks (even if he couldn't beat them, his style would probably convince them not to astrally inseminate him on the grounds that he would enjoy it)
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OUCH
Lovage said:
imma just put in fly and wobbles with 20 stocks each

aliens, like the east coast, don't know **** about ice climbers

(ZINGGGGGG LOL)
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DESTROYED
kevo said:
Axe (played by Will Smith) and Hungrybox (Javier Bardem), Mew2King (Rainn Wilson)
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oh god oh wow lmfao will smith
[COLLAPSE="spoilers"]PB&J [/COLLAPSE]
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*dead*


This thread was a gold mine.
 
Tee ay eye

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Bing said:
2 things, 1. M2K as the snapple guy made me laugh. 2. Bill Murray would **** the aliens, unless he crossed streams with someone else...


Another thing, this thread is seriously lacking... Canada... only 1 person mentioned a Canadian and that was Kage... lol

Still laughing at Kevo's post... XD
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Bill Murray is going to win the crew battle with Samus

EXTENDER
 
Planet Piss

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I would also like to thank BattleCow for the term "astral insemination". Too good. Also, lol at the president using Smash terminology.

If Michael Bay creates a Smash movie, there has to be some kind of incredible or perhaps even unnecessary implementation of CG: The aliens, masters of technology, have found a way to perform soul transfer from the physical world into Sakurai's masterpiece (since it's a Bay movie, the fact that Smash exists outside Earth doesn't need to be rationalized). After the great intergalactic War of Bajlikgnuzk, the billion trillion citizens of the Trans-Nebulaic Alliance combined their scientific efforts to develop a means of creating a device that could put the mind of the smasher directly into a fully-functional, three-dimentional Smashiverse. The Sportsman's Treaty of Universal Peace and Oneness of 276781 implicitly states that "All formal interplanetary conducts concerning the well-being and sanctity of the ani/vaginae of any/an inferior species must be performed via use of direct consciousness transfer in order to reduce the amount of potential mechanical errors and to eliminate controller malfunctions. No johns."

Given the fact that the smashers now become the characters, we will need actors/voice actors for the characters as well. I was thinking, so far, that Falcon could be played by John Cena, Michael Cera as Marth, and Jason Statham as Shiek. Falco should be Shiz; who else? Also, no one said anything about Mango's role, so he could be played by Jackie Chan.
 
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It would come down to crush vs. the best alien, and the best alien would get really hype because of the crowd, suicide like 3 times, and try a wall jump shine in GFs, losing the match as a result, despite obviously outplaying crush

then we earthlings would halfheartedly tell ourselves that he wouldn't have wall jump shined if he didn't think it was the best option, and that it wasn't just a freak accident that he suicided so often
 
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Wobbles - Antonio Banderas
FlyAmanita - Leonardo DiCaprio
Hungrybox - Javier Bardem
PB&J - Martin Lawrence
Axe - Will Smith
M2K - Rainn Wilson
Amsah - T-Pain
S2J - Chow-Yun Fat
Armada - Orlando Bloom (he can be Legolas if he uses Young Link)
Dr.Peepee - Keanu Reeves

Mango - Jackie Chan
Zhu - Ken Jeong
HMW - Chris Rock
 
Battlecow

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Kevo I busted a ****ing rib laughing, too good man.

Idris Elba plays Kage, only guy with the gravitas to pull it off TBH
 
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LOLOL kevo

Van. said:
It would come down to crush vs. the best alien, and the best alien would get really hype because of the crowd, suicide like 3 times, and try a wall jump shine in GFs, losing the match as a result, despite obviously outplaying crush

then we earthlings would halfheartedly tell ourselves that he wouldn't have wall jump shined if he didn't think it was the best option, and that it wasn't just a freak accident that he suicided so often
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I would just refuse to play on any stage but KJ64 so he couldn't walljump shine me and instead in this alternate reality maybe I could win?

:phone:
 
crush

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I would just camp randall and if he tried to approach I'd just powershield u smash or shield drop walljump shine land on cloud jc shine x999

:phone:
 
Thanos828

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kevo said:
Wobbles - Antonio Banderas
FlyAmanita - Leonardo DiCaprio
Hungrybox - Javier Bardem
PB&J - Martin Lawrence
Axe - Will Smith
M2K - Rainn Wilson
Amsah - T-Pain
S2J - Chow-Yun Fat
Armada - Orlando Bloom (he can be Legolas if he uses Young Link)
Dr.Peepee - Keanu Reeves

Mango - Jackie Chan
Zhu - Ken Jeong
HMW - Chris Rock
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****, I'm dead.

I haven't laughed like that in a long time
 
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It will be awesome, like a combination between the movies Independence Day and Armageddon, with Michael Bay directing it. It's 2014 and Melee dies off because two years ago Sakurai went and personally smashed every CRT TV in existance. Now aliens invade. The US military is unable to fend off the alien invaders and the head of the government hides in Area 51. The President turns to Dr.Peepee and tells him, "Kevin, the world is your hands. Get hype" and he presses a button under his desk and the floor flips over and reveals a pristine Melee setup.

Peepee then sets off on an arduous journey to track down the best Melee players from his era and get everyone back into shape in time for the epic showdown that will decide the fate of humanity. He travels to Arizona and finds Axe (played by Will Smith) and begins assembling his crew. It's not as easy as it seems: Hungrybox (Javier Bardem) owns a sugar plantation in Florida, Mew2King (Rainn Wilson) is a national celebrity spokesperson for Snapple, and Mango is nowhere to be seen. Can this ragtag bunch really save the Earth? Find out THIS SUMMER IN A THEATER NEAR YOU.


Wobbles
FlyAmanita
Hungrybox
Mango????????????????????????
Axe
M2K
Amsah
S2J
Armada
Dr.Peepee

The strategy is to gay the aliens' stocks away with rampant Wobbling and resting before the Mango hammer comes down and finishes them off. Crew experts like M2K will then clean up. Armada and Peepee are an insurance policy.

Kevo thank you there should be donations for this i request a good movie idea fund.
 
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If I had to chose I'd go with:
Dr. Peepee
M2K
Mango
Kage
Armada
Axe
Hax
Jman
Hungrybox
Wobbles

As for the moive version fo this I like Twizzlerj's idea of the moive. However, the training squence should be like in DBZ when Krillen, Tien, Yamcha and Chiaozu are training with Mr. Popo to prepare for Vegeata's and Nappa's arrival.
 
Bing

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cmac said:
If I had to chose I'd go with:
As for the moive version fo this I like Twizzlerj's idea of the moive. However, the training squence should be like in DBZ when Krillen, Tien, Yamcha and Chiaozu are training with Mr. Popo to prepare for Vegeata's and Nappa's arrival.
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I agree, except it should be like TeamFourStar's version of PoPo's training...

Episode 4 I think?(Dont have access to this, youtube it or go to there site.)
 
Bing

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cmac said:
I know what you're talking about I was thinking that too. I was also thinking of Team Four Star's Make a Man out of You just insert The Crew
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ahaha I totally agree, but that should be featuring someone PP as Piccolo and then like... I dunno someone whos young but still pretty good.
 
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