Who Smashes for Earth?

[kevo]

They are also commenting on how we have not yet discovered higgs-boson-cancelling yet, so our Falcos don't SH quad laser. Even over their, Falco is broken as ****

Also, their #1 Peach, Adamra, can pull stitchfaces at will because they understand the quantum entanglement formulae that govern the pull. Except stichfaces suck, he usually pulls the super scope.

 

[Planet Piss]

They are also commenting on how we have not yet discovered higgs-boson-cancelling yet, so our Falcos don't SH quad laser. Even over their, Falco is broken as ****

Also, their #1 Peach, Adamra, can pull stitchfaces at will because they understand the quantum entanglement formulae that govern the pull. Except stichfaces suck, he usually pulls the super scope.

I asked if they could teach me how to destroy universes to increase probability to 100% but they lol'd because we are still using buttons to cancel our moves. One day, our consoles will come equipped with small hadron colliders, and after world peace has been achieved, Melee will evolve.

I like the way we're stacking it horribly against ourselves.

But no, really. We'll ****ing win; we're ****ing earthlings mother****ers.

 

[Dr Peepee]

we got heart

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

Captain Planet theme coming shortly?

 

[Thanos828]

I like the way we're stacking it horribly against ourselves.

But no, really. We'll ****ing win; we're ****ing earthlings mother****ers.

That's supposed to be where it all ties in. We have all the odds against us and we still kick ***.

 

[ryuu seika]

Quantum Melee is scary...

 

[-Philip Coast Philip-]

they can also stock cancel. endlessly.

 

[Roneblaster]

Mango PP and M2k would send the aliens packing no problem.

Mangos shield pressure is too much even for advanced life forms. They would still get hit by the DC homeboy.

PP would shoot his gun until it ran out of bullets.

....m2k ***** crews, do i even need to say anything?

 

[-Mars-]

Mango PP and M2k would send the aliens packing no problem.

Mangos shield pressure is too much even for advanced life forms. They would still get hit by the DC homeboy.

PP would shoot his gun until it ran out of bullets.

....m2k ***** crews, do i even need to say anything?

Pomengranite, 01000100011100100010111000100000011100000110010101100101011100000110010101100101 and e=mk^2 would wreck them bro.

pomengranites thermodynamic shield canceled powershield makes shield pressure non-existant, its like seeing brawl shields....

01000100011100100010111000100000011100000110010101100101011100000110010101100101 would just centrifugal cape cancel every little splaser

e=mk^2.... ***** animals. just saying.

 

[Jonas]

Energy equals Meta Knight to the power of 2?

 

[Cactuar]

Energy equals Mew King to the second.

So clearly, they had a player named Mew King, but he wasn't good enough so they cloned him. And then merged him into himself. Creating Mew King Squared.

Obvi.

 

[Mew2King]

what ?

 

[-Mars-]

Energy equals Mew King to the second.

So clearly, they had a player named Mew King, but he wasn't good enough so they cloned him. And then merged him into himself. Creating Mew King Squared.

Obvi.

he'll probz be here soon, you know how pros like to namesearch and what not

 

[Mew2King]

I've actually never name searched myself before

idk why i just didn't

 

[-Mars-]

says double the sqaure root of the universes best namesearcher.