What's the worst thing you've ever done?

[Peeze]

Whats the worst thing you've ever done? Killed somebody? Pooped on your neighbors lawn? Bankrolled a dog fighting ring? Shoplift? Made a "what color is your underwear" thread?
Spill your guts smashboards!

 

[eighteenspikes]

lol come on you gotta start us off with something so we dont post anything too terrible

this one time i was walkin in my yard and i stepped on a squirrels head on accident. idk why he was there or why he didnt run. it didnt even kill him he was just like thrashing around for a while. i felt so bad

 

[Airgemini]

Most of the time you don't really feel bad for doing something until after it's been done.
For me it'd probably be stupid decisions I made when I was younger. /=

 

[VodkaHaze]

When I was 13, my parents found porn on my Laptop. They told me never to so again, and I made a promise. For 2 years, I have been looking at pornagraphic images and started masturbating pretty soon. I feel dirty for betraying my parents.

 

[deepseadiva]

Back when I had my lab puppy, I would run around the back yard with it in my arms.

I tripped a bit on some raised dirt or something, and the puppy just went flying in a wild spinning motion. It hit the ground, continued rolling for a few yards, then got up and gave me a dirty look.

When I was 13, my parents found porn on my Laptop. They told me never to so again, and I made a promise. For 2 years, I have been looking at pornagraphic images and started masturbating pretty soon. I feel dirty for betraying my parents.

This is completely normal. xD

Don't tell you're parents (duh), but it's totally expected for a teenage kid to look at porn.

Except for Air, he's much too young to know about such things yet.

 

[Pikaville]

Probably stealing money from my moms handbag when I was younger.

It was never that much but it's the principle.

Either that or leaving 4 used condoms on the floor of my friends bedroom(after he let me use it....I'm a bad person)

 

[DUB]

lol come on you gotta start us off with something so we dont post anything too terrible

this one time i was walkin in my yard and i stepped on a squirrels head on accident. idk why he was there or why he didnt run. it didnt even kill him he was just like thrashing around for a while. i felt so bad

OMFG I have never laughed that hard. You're an awful person for that.

 

[S l o X]

Don't judge.

Worst thing? Most of the "bad" things I did I consider are pretty normal for teens but the WORST thing I've done was steal money from my dad. Nothing was ever to big and was usually just for lunch, because my dad is a ****.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I once crapped in a public park

 

[dr.neo]

One time I was walking through the park at around 12 pm. I saw Matt sitting on a park bench. I told myself I would never do this to anyone. The worst part was Matt obliged. I rolled out my red and white plaid blanket and we had a picnic.

 

[Uncle Meat]

I took a huge **** in Dr. Neo's picnic basket.

 

[dr.neo]

... And I knew about it.

 

[eighteenspikes]

I once crapped in a public park

i did this once. i was in freshman year of high school. i went in the porta potty and said to myself, this is it, today is the day, im just gonna crap all over the seat. so i squatted over it and pushed, and adrenaline kicked in and i just created the biggest turd youve ever seen. one big unbroken five dollar footlong. unfortunately it was like 90 degrees that day and it was so hot and humid that it smeared all over my butt cheeks on the way out. i tried wiping but it just spread all over. it was horrifying and the smell was terrible. i rode my bike home standing up, threw out my boxers, and took the most shameful shower of my life

 

[sammy p]

i did this once. i was in freshman year of high school. i went in the porta potty and said to myself, this is it, today is the day, im just gonna crap all over the seat. so i squatted over it and pushed, and adrenaline kicked in and i just created the biggest turd youve ever seen. one big unbroken five dollar footlong. unfortunately it was like 90 degrees that day and it was so hot and humid that it smeared all over my butt cheeks on the way out. i tried wiping but it just spread all over. it was horrifying and the smell was terrible. i rode my bike home standing up, threw out my boxers, and took the most shameful shower of my life

this prolly wasent supposed to be funny, but you made my day!

 

[Teran]

I donated money to charity.

 

[eighteenspikes]

I donated money to charity.

this seems awfully inappropriate for a moderator to say. care to elaborate?

 

[S l o X]

I gave a crackhead 5$ bill?

 

[Teran]

Charitable organisations in England do nothing but swallow all the money for themselves.

They prey on people's good will to make vast sums of money.

 

[DTP]

i did this once. i was in freshman year of high school. i went in the porta potty and said to myself, this is it, today is the day, im just gonna crap all over the seat. so i squatted over it and pushed, and adrenaline kicked in and i just created the biggest turd youve ever seen. one big unbroken five dollar footlong. unfortunately it was like 90 degrees that day and it was so hot and humid that it smeared all over my butt cheeks on the way out. i tried wiping but it just spread all over. it was horrifying and the smell was terrible. i rode my bike home standing up, threw out my boxers, and took the most shameful shower of my life

ugh.......that's absolutely disgusting. I don't understand why you'd do that.







As for the worst thing I've done, uh......
Basically I was a terrible child. There were far too many things I did up until about grade 4 that was just not cool.

To put things in perspective, I wasn't allowed to attend the school I went to in Kindergarten for Grade 1.
They would not tolerate me any longer and so they banned me from ever going there again basically.

And that was only the beginning.......



I've gotten much better since though.

 

[Yink]

I was setting off fireworks illegally in a park in my hometown and a cop came up to me. I started looking around and then started speaking Farsi (Persian language) frantically and he was like, "Do you understand me?". I kept on blathering about how I was setting off fireworks for fun in another language and finally, he said, "Um...ok I'll just let you off with a warning because you don't understand."

He left and I did more of them for awhile.

 

[Spire]

^ approves.

Hmm. Worst thing I've ever done... can't share that.

 

[MattDotZeb]

I'm with Spire. Can't share the truly worst thing I've ever done.

However, a few runners up would be
~Consistently stealing things (From other kids, stores, etc) back when I was like 6 - 8 or so.
~On the day my grandfather died I wasn't with him like a majority of my family was. The nursing home he lived in was down the street from me. I didn't go with my mom and sister earlier in that day because I was just having one of those days where you don't want to do anything except sit and stare or whatever. This was about 2-3 months ago.
~Randomly choked a kid when I was in 3rd grade. Just walked up behind where he was and choked him (for a few seconds, not pass-out/death LOL) and then slammed him and the chair he was on into the ground. Heh. I don't know how I didn't get in much trouble for that.
~When I was maybe 10 or so there was something that came out for the Gameboy (Advance, I think) that you plug into the top and it shines a light down onto the screen. I wanted it so badly, and my mother got me it. I tried it right away and my joy turned into anger/disdain when I realized using this took away a good chunk of battery life despite me putting in fresh batteries. I just put it on the table and said how much I hated it. Haven't seen it since that day, and I still have never apologized to my mother for that and I feel absolutely horrible about it. And on this note:
~I don't appreciate my mother nearly enough as she deserves because I'm afraid to show it to her how thankful I am for her ;_; <3 Mom


>.> That last one wasn't exactly planned, but posting that thing about the gameboy light made me feel bad.

 

[Ryan Ludovic]

i did this once. i was in freshman year of high school. i went in the porta potty and said to myself, this is it, today is the day, im just gonna crap all over the seat. so i squatted over it and pushed, and adrenaline kicked in and i just created the biggest turd youve ever seen. one big unbroken five dollar footlong. unfortunately it was like 90 degrees that day and it was so hot and humid that it smeared all over my butt cheeks on the way out. i tried wiping but it just spread all over. it was horrifying and the smell was terrible. i rode my bike home standing up, threw out my boxers, and took the most shameful shower of my life

I couldnt finish reading your post, i was loling too hard
I'm at work, so not being able to stop laughing is no good, hahaha
you answered a question that i could never answer my whole life

id go to public restrooms/portapotties, and see poop EVERYWHERE

and just go
HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN

now i know

you are the most awesome person ever

 

[sammy p]

I couldnt finish reading your post, i was loling too hard
I'm at work, so not being able to stop laughing is no good, hahaha
you answered a question that i could never answer my whole life

id go to public restrooms/portapotties, and see poop EVERYWHERE

and just go
HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN

now i know

you are the most awesome person ever

eighteenspikes should sig this!
and im really not comfortable sharing mine either i dont like to share things like this.

 

[User_Maat_Re]

I never wanted to share this to anyone. No one else knows about this except the select few who got involved. Think what you think about me, I'm a horrible person for this. I feel sorry. If I could go back in time and change it I would.



I got so close to killing someone. There, I said it. I don't want to explain or put anything in detail. But it was horrible.

 

[GwJ]

i did this once. i was in freshman year of high school. i went in the porta potty and said to myself, this is it, today is the day, im just gonna crap all over the seat. so i squatted over it and pushed, and adrenaline kicked in and i just created the biggest turd youve ever seen. one big unbroken five dollar footlong. unfortunately it was like 90 degrees that day and it was so hot and humid that it smeared all over my butt cheeks on the way out. i tried wiping but it just spread all over. it was horrifying and the smell was terrible. i rode my bike home standing up, threw out my boxers, and took the most shameful shower of my life

You sir just made me spit my popcorn out in laughter.

edit: Oh, the dude's above me post reminded me of something I did. Back when I was like 8, I was at a birthday party and my mom wasn't there. When she came to pick me up, I told her in the car I almost died and that my boogie-boardwas pulled out from under me, I slipped under the water, got air from the cracks between boards in the dock, dove back down, and swam up to the open water again to save my life. How she believed it, I dunno, but she bought me a giant box of digimon cards because of it. She still brags about me doing that to this day and I want to tell her it's not true, but I can't.

 

[eighteenspikes]

lol sammy its a little long to sig, and samusbrawler I was in high school, that should pretty much explain why I did it. not that I would pass it up now if another opportunity arose

 

[DTP]

Meh, to each their own I suppose.
*Shrugs*

 

[S l o X]

hi i post in thread but dont contribute i'm cool
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kick my cat into the house?

 

[Pikaville]

^ approves.

Hmm. Worst thing I've ever done... can't share that.

This is what I should have said in reality.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

I took a huge crap in my friend's house, on the floor, in the living room, let me just say, it was bad...

Another time I put live fish inn the school toilet, they never found out who it was

 

[DaisyBoo92]

Stick my bare foot through glass in rage. :s

 

[hungrybox]

I can be a real ******* to people.

 

[o-Serin-o]

^
Isn't that anyone?

 

[Deleted member]

When I was 15 or so, I threw my entire Coke over the balcony at the movie theater and then proceeded to run away.

 

[M.K]

When I was in 4th grade, I went to a birthday party that ended with a pinata break.
Needless to say, I get blindfolded, spun around, and set loose with a baseball bat.
I end up cracking the bat several times over the face of one of my friend's moms, thinking that it was the pinata.

 

[DTP]

When I was in 4th grade, I went to a birthday party that ended with a pinata break.
Needless to say, I get blindfolded, spun around, and set loose with a baseball bat.
I end up cracking the bat several times over the face of one of my friend's moms, thinking that it was the pinata.

Seriously?
hahahahahahaha xD

Win.

 

[day-day]

I once took my dad's mp3 player, my Ds, his copy of Chappelle show, and some other stuff to school during reading. When he found out, let's say I had the time of my life moving wooden boards back and forth in 100 degree heat for about 3.5 hours.

 

[ChaosKnight]

when i was 2 i crawled into my dads car because he had left the door open and let the emergency break go and hit the car across the street parked righ tin front of the driveway >_>

 

[Frown]

I said a swear word once.