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What's the worst thing you've ever done?

.Marik

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Haha, I was never caught for most of the things I've done.

I'm different now, barely aggressive at all. You can ask the GtaN community I regularly Smash with.

Making assumptions is never a good thing, but I'm not offended. Just understand I had a rough life and that I've improved.

And legally, nothing I actually did warrants being incarcerated for excessive periods of time. The knife incident could be used in my favour, with the court saying it was self-defense. I only reacted because some random stranger was coming at me with a knife.
 

jugfingers

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in math class in grade eleven I didn't have a pencil and there was some girl sitting next to me who I didn't know, but she had gone to the same school for a few years I guess, I dunno I didn't really know her, but I was like "Hey, Girl........to the left of me.......can I borrow a pencil or a pen?", and she just didn't really say anything and handed me a pen kind of shyly, and all my friends were trying to contain there laughter but then just ended up chuckling uproariously, I just thought it was logical way of identifying her as opposed to some other girl say on the right of me wasn't trying to be mean or funny or anything.

then after class one of my friends came up to me and was like dude I think you just scarred that chick for life, I didn't think it was really that traumatic, but I guess she I had gone to the same school as her for like 4 years or whatever so I was supposed to know her name, still not sure who she is or what her name is, I think were cool though.
 

.Marik

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Something tells me he was being sarcastic.

I'm pretty sure his morals aren't THAT degraded.
 

Teran

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Are you some kind of phsyco? Some of the stuff you did would more likely than not put you in jail for life( or for a long period of time like 10 years for example). You're REALLY lucky you aren't in jail for life or worse. No offense, but I'm starting to think you're a little ****** up in the head. Then again, like you said, you've had severe behavior problems and you had a rough up upbringing in Children's Aid, so who could blame you for some of the crazy stuff you did.
What he's done would not put him in jail for life. He is most probably not a psychopath, a psychopath has an extremely powerful false charm, and a general self serving, detached nature. Marik doesn't really possess those traits from what I've seen from him.

The worst offences on on that list are along the lines of assault. Over here in England he might get Actual Bodily Harm/Grievous Bodily Harm depending on how badly he hurt the people he's attacked.

Besides, Marik's list is pretty docile imo.
 

Tamoo

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Hmm, probs trying to persuade my gf to not go on a gap year abroad, I just didn't want to face a year without her and it meant us parting for a year on a pretty bad foot.
 

jugfingers

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Sorry I meant something else, I must have accidentally deleted that word or something, im going to edit it in now


and I meant neo exdeath not dr neo
 

OhMyGodItzMouf

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i cheated on my ex, who was pretty, with someone who was fat and hideous for basically no reason. just cause i could. i feel bad, but not cause i cheated
 

.Marik

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Why should we edit?

You were being sarcastic, right? There's no way your sense of morality can be that deluded.
 

.Marik

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Hahaha, I'm now going to conduct a series of murders and refine methods of how to mutiliate and torture my female victims. :yoshi:
 

jugfingers

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Hahaha, I'm now going to conduct a series of murders and refine methods of how to mutiliate and torture my female victims. :yoshi:

I'll give you a hint, If your going to go after hookers, whatever you do, don't nail them to the ceiling of your basement or theres a good chance you'll get caught.
 

Nihongo-ookami

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In all seriousness, I haven't got into TOO much trouble.
-Drunken Fight(I'm 17, so that's Drinking AND Assault)
-Weed(What can I say? The ****'s awesome.)
-Caught having sex in the bathroom at school(Come on. You expect me to stay in the same class for 2 hours with my girlfriend IN THE ROOM and not do something? Jeez.)
-Vandalizing(unpurposely, mind you. Paintball guns are fun, and I have bad aim.)

So nothing too serious. The drunken fight was once, but it's all cool in Ireland.
 

.Marik

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In all seriousness, I haven't got into TOO much trouble.
-Drunken Fight(I'm 17, so that's Drinking AND Assault)
-Weed(What can I say? The ****'s awesome.)
-Caught having sex in the bathroom at school(Come on. You expect me to stay in the same class for 2 hours with my girlfriend IN THE ROOM and not do something? Jeez.)
-Vandalizing(unpurposely, mind you. Paintball guns are fun, and I have bad aim.)

So nothing too serious. The drunken fight was once, but it's all cool in Ireland.
We need more people like you.
 

Proverbs

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I'm not sure what the worst thing I ever did was, but I'd say to me this is one of the worst: I was either dating or romantically leading on about four or five women at once. I eventually picked one, but only because she lived closer to me and so I figured that certain 'benefits' would come with that. Needless to say, my life has changed a lot since I became a Christian.
 

Colonel Cuddles

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A bunch of things lately

Today I was in study hall, so my teacher had to run to his car, so I ran to the window, stuck my private part out, then I started to p*ss on him and his car. I got suspended for a month.

Another time there were some girl scouts selling cookies, so I brought my paintball gun and shot them as I drove by.

Another time at the mall I pushed a lady in a wheelchair down the escalator.
 
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Smashed my friend's kitchen window about a month or more ago, blamed it on his older sister.

I don't really think that's bad at all really.

Once, back in Year 3, I was throwing a full water bottle up into the air after some running activity with the school on the beach. My mother was there, and I tossed the water bottle far too high and it came straight down on her head.

Lost Pokemon Silver and my Gameboy for only one week.
 

Mr. Game and Pichu

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At a party (or something like that), I was in this giant bouncy tent. only it wasn't a tent, it was jungle themed, and was HUGE (Like, 2-3stories high). Anyway, there was this air vent that people jumped and grabbed it, and swung off. Everyone was having fun, so I decided to do it. At the time, I was around 11, and everyone else was 5-9 years old. So... when I swung, I actually broke the air vent by seperating it from another airway and the whole entire jungle bouncy area deflated within 5 seconds and EVERYONE was screaming, I was howling my head off while being scared in case someone caught me. My Mom, knowing it was me, said "Oh okay let's go over here now!" and ran away with me. When we got away, my mom didn't yell at me, but laughed. I laughed too, and we weren't caught. At the end of the day, it cost a lot of money to fix the airway (or so the host told me), and I was lucky I didn't get caught.
 

M.K

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My local toy store use to hold Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments/get-togethers when I was younger every Saturday. There were certain cards that other kids had that you could ONLY get by going to tournanments. I was never the type of kid to ask my parents to go to an OFFICIAL tournament, so I had to improvise.
I asked this fat blonde kid for the binder of his cards to look through. While he wasn't looking, I took out 3-4 tournament cards and ran out of the store.
I specifically targetted the fat child because I assumed with his gingerbread house-shaped double chin and pancake limbs, he wouldn't be able to chase me.
The next week, I returned to play yet again, and the same kid came up to me and was like "Dude, some of my cards were stolen last week!"

My response? "Dude, that sucks! Who would do that sort of thing."

>=3
 

.Marik

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Hahahahaha, Meta-Kirby is cool in my book. :yoshi:

Stealing limited edition Yu-Gi-Oh cards is perfectly understandable.
 
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