What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[taste_the_beast]

"im no getting that cool down your getting, its those little cheats i know it is" hahahahaa

 

[Engo]

Brawl player: "This new AT is good for spacing and mindgames!"

 

[Eaode]

"Brawl is more about mindgames and spacing and less about finger speed than Melee."

 

[Deadandlivin]

"L-cancel is a glitch."

 

[The Kenth]

I got the best one:
"Marth sucks..."

-.-'

 

[G@BE]

Kids at my college call me cheap for knowing how to l-cancel and wavedash T_T

 

[Zeonix]

I don't think that wavedashing is cheap, but if you can't win without using L-Cancelling and wavedashing and fancy stuff like that, then you really aren't that good. I know how to use those techniques, but I rarely, if ever, use them, and I've won two tournaments.

WTH kinda tournament where you in? Go play brawl where there aren't any A-T's.

 

[strangely mundane]

I don't think that wavedashing is cheap, but if you can't win without using L-Cancelling and wavedashing and fancy stuff like that, then you really aren't that good. I know how to use those techniques, but I rarely, if ever, use them, and I've won two tournaments.

thi s

 

[Nintendevil]

"There are no combos in Melee"

Yes, Melee.

 

[Eaode]

"There are no combos in Melee"

Yes, Melee.

I see nothing wrong with this statement.

 

[DRD]

I see nothing wrong with this statement.

Oh you





"Smash is boring."

 

[Wangster]

Quote for today:

friend: "brawl is all about intelligence and patience"

me:

 

[NES n00b]

Quote for today:

friend: "brawl is all about intelligence and patience"

me:

Well.....it does take patience on multiple levels.

 

[DRD]

Well.....it does take patience on multiple levels.

****, it takes patience for me to even watch Brawl matches.

 

[L__]

What's a Melee?

 

[Mi1oo]

"OMG melee takes no skill at all, can we play brawl i at least want to have a game where ATs means something"

Says my cousin as he gets 0 to death combod as i predict his marths 500th forawrd smash of that match.

 

[Wangster]

Says my cousin as he gets 0 to death combod as i predict his marths 500th forawrd smash of that match.

u can 0-death combo in brawl??

 

[Eaode]

u can 0-death combo in brawl??

Reread the post please

 

[L__]

I thought we were playing Brawl

 

[Broken_HitBox]

" il own you i can beat 3 CPU mewtwos" LMFAO

 

[TidalWave]

http://www.smashboards.com/search.php?searchid=1868898

EDIT: This was a link to all of JonaDiaper's posts. Apparently this forum doesn't work like others I'm used to lol.

 

[Wangster]

Reread the post please

lol i read da post man but hearing 0-death combo n brawl in da same sentence kinda gave me a giggle


Quote for the day:

friend: falcon is sooo cheap he's too fast and too strong (sheik main -_-; )

 

[Takao9411]

"Melee sucks because of no Lucas."

.......... Wat

 

[Wangster]

"Melee sucks because of no Lucas."

.......... Wat

no.......lucas.....

 

[MeleeOnly]

"you hacked your controller"

no lie, someone said that before (to me and slikvik)

 

[DavieBoy]

"Roy is better and stronger than Marth because you unlock him last"

 

[Vts]

megaman is in melee i swear! you just have to find the right spot between gannon and y.link.



my friend is crazy.....

 

[Sygmus]

Aw man, I've got some good Brawl ones for this, but seeing as this is a Melee forum...

"Pichu is just like Pikachu, right?" ...No comment needed.

My brother and I were watching Survivor when I point out Ken and say he's the champion of Melee. My brother immediately says "I could take him."

Ah heck, I'll throw in my Brawl ones. I asked my roommate to stop running away with Sonic, and he said "No, you'll beat me." A different friend mains Ike, but calls it a glitch when he uses Dair off the edge and can't recover. And still another friend called me "the king of Smash." Frankly, I'm not great, my friends are just not as good at competitive play.

 

[psykoplympton]

this was from melee.

"kirby is so rigged"

...

 

[Dark Deku]

"Why you only use Link, your always winning, it's unfair you gotta me somone else for a change!"

A little sore *** loser told me that.

 

[DippnDots]

"I could beat you if i played as much as you did"

 

[Miztik]

"brawl is better"

is by far the worst thing somebody has said about smash

 

[randomselect]

"I would be able to beat you if we were playing Brawl, I am better at it than Melee anyway."

'Nuff said.

 

[TidalWave]

"Wait, you use the ****ing C-stick?!? Thats cheating!" - yes, someone did say this

"Marth's counter is useless compared to Roy's"

"Samus is by far the best character in the game."

"Have you unlocked Sonic yet?" - before any of us knew Sonic was going to be in SSBB

 

[Wangster]

Quote for the day:

"it took me a week to learn metaknight. Now that's real skill"

 

[Spoon]

^lol

10metaknights

 

[Miztik]

Quote for the day:

"it took me a week to learn metaknight. Now that's real skill"

haha noob it took him a whole week!!!!

wow whoever said that sucks at brawl

 

[Wangster]

haha noob it took him a whole week!!!!

wow whoever said that sucks at brawl

i was thinking the same thing lol

 

[Miztik]

it took me like 10secs to pick up metaknight and thats only because brawl takes HELLA long to load

 

[DarkhawkDan]

"hey guys wouldn't it be awesome if megaman was in brawl HUR HUR!!!"