What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[professor mgw]

crazi

Post a quote of a n00b saying something really stupid about SSBM. Here's mine.

"What did you say?Did you call me a n00b?I could destroy you!Who cares about those Baby Moves like Wave Dashing and junk!I could beat you with just simple attacks!"

yo, someone told me dat master hand would bite ganon's neck everytime he disobeyed him!!!

 

[TheFast]

Person was playing pikachu, I was Doc.
" Oh yah, because a foot can be and electriclly charged head."

Enstead of trying to explain priority my reply was,
"Shoes have rubber bottoms duh ^_^"

 

[Spoon]

fastyouwish your avi is awesome

and wow Doc is prepared yes? XD

 

[OmegaXXII]

Quote for the day:

"it took me a week to learn metaknight. Now that's real skill"

Wow, I knew there were n00bs, but not this n00bish, best one yet.

 

[Wangster]

it took me like 10secs to pick up metaknight and thats only because brawl takes HELLA long to load

the loading time in brawl is more entertaining then playing the actual game.

 

[KIngGerudo]

"why do you want to play an old game like melee?"
/facepalm

 

[teeman92]

"i only play smash for fun"

later,

"i dont play no more, youre too good, whats the point of playing you if i cant win?"

 

[Yuna-Maria]

I had someone tell me that Super Smash Bros. is the reason that professional gamers aren't taken seriously.

 

[Wangster]

Quote for the day:

"Best 2 out of 3 that my captain falcon can beat your metaknight in final destination"

me: O_O

 

[L__]

Sakurai went the wrong way with Brawl.




Brawl is not the same game as Melee, just apart of the franchise.

Get over it.

I'm talking to 99% of you who have < 500 posts.

 

[KIngGerudo]

+5 rep for L. he states the truth about sakurai but in his mind, he made a good game and even he can make a mistake now and then.
I dont think it would be this bad if it went brawl>64> then melee in the terms of releasing the game

 

[Clone Z]

I don't think its all Sakurai's fault.

Nintendo's emphasis on the casual audience was also a factor imo.

 

[SpruceTengu]

Brawl is hella fun, it's just.. not.. the same.. : (

I mean, most of the stuff that made melee so amazingly competitive and skill-requiring was almost kinda accidental, right? It's almost like a beautiful, fortuitous blessing from the gods themselves...

Stupid thing i've heard said about melee?

A friend of mine *****ed endlessly that Roy's fsmash was broken while playing Peach and spamming Dsmash. : (

 

[Miztik]

brawl is fun but can be made gay so fast let me demonstrate.

*turns on wii, picks diddy kong vs sonic*

*match ends, diddy wins*

*Sonic Switches to metaknight*

*diddy player walks away*

 

[Geist]

I don't think its all Sakurai's fault.

Nintendo's emphasis on the casual audience was also a factor imo.

That was the factor. Nintendo's emphasis is shared by Sakurai.
Sakurai said in an interview that he does not like competition because it focuses on winning.
It's common knowledge in video game develpment that a game that doesn't give a reward for effort fails. Sakurai actually tried to make a game where you could not win, not knowing that people playing will be trying to beat one another.

On topic, some guy said he was MLG in melee. As soon as he started talking, all that came out of his mouth was pure BS. He was naming off fake pros, fake moves, and even tried to convince me you could unlock master hand, and he was banned in tourneys, along with Roy.

 

[Eaode]

On topic, some guy said he was MLG in melee. As soon as he started talking, all that came out of his mouth was pure BS. He was naming off fake pros, fake moves, and even tried to convince me you could unlock master hand, and he was banned in tourneys, along with Roy.

Some kid in middle school overheard us talking about smash and he said "Yeah I have that game on PS2."

 

[K64]

Quote for the day:

"it took me a week to learn metaknight. Now that's real skill"

And it probably took a day in that same week for him to realize that he's jus pressing A most of the time...tap tap tap

 

[L__]

he made a good game and even he can make a mistake now and then.

Mind telling me what the mistake was?

 

[AquaTech]

I knew this one guy who wouldn't play because it had Pikachu in it.

 

[Meverse]

I knew this one guy who wouldn't play because it had Pikachu in it.

probly tot it was ssb lol

 

[chansen]

"This is so gay, no, youre gay. It's like foot goes through sword every god **** time!"

 

[Sybawave]

How did you get bunnyears without actually wearing them?

 

[Binx]

lately just the brawl is better than melee BS.

 

[L__]

lately just the brawl is better than melee BS.

How about the people that compare those two?

 

[Clone Z]

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=6307177&postcount=162
http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=6307144&postcount=897
http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=6307045&postcount=894

gogogo

 

[Binx]

hahaha - Clone Z, nice

@ L___ : I think you have to compare them because they are in the same series of games, and the basic mechanics are the same.

they have distinct feels because the physics engines are so different. When I compare them I think of it this way, tech chasing in Brawl is done in the air instead of the ground, because there is so little hit stun, there are rarely ground tech chases because it makes more tactical sense to airdodge and land on your feet pretty much all times. The game is overall slower and floatier, that combined with a nerf in movement options (no dash dance, no wavedash) makes a deep game much more shallow. Also the top tier characters seem to dominate the lower characters a lot more ruthlessly than in melee, because of the way the game works the skill involved is lessened as well.

 

[Bowser King]

How about the people that compare those two?

It's human nature to compare the original to the sequel.

Many people compare certain kirby games with another kirby game or a pokemon game with a pokemon game. Smash isn't different. Sometimes it get's out of hand but expressing that you like one game (as long as it's not flaming or done over and over) is fine.

Disclaimer: When I say that I mean if your asked which game you prefer it's fine to say I like melee/brawl. I don't mean making a new thread and saying

"I like brawl over melee" or vice-versa.


-Bowser King

 

[Geist]

Comparing the two is bound to happen. They're the same series, so people are bound to take preferences, take sides and argue. But yeah, they're two very different games, and people try to relate the two way more than they should.
What really bugs me is when people compare two very different games. Not just different series, but genres. For instance, GTA vs. Super Mario Galaxy. >_>




Hey Bowser King, are you going to Genesis with GTA?

 

[Shadow Huan]

*After I super ninja the Fox I'm playing and expertly edge-hog him: for the match*...

"Now that was uncalled for! What's up with a cheap stunt like that?" Lolololololo.

 

[NOHK]

uh i am not an advanced player by any means, but i do play with a few advanced techniques, an my friends have no idea what l-caceling, or teching is so i use alot of those this is what a conversation usually consists of:

person: dude....what the hell..
me: what dude? jesus all you do it *****
person: what the hell do you expect, everytime you fall you get right up again??? stop ****ing cheating!
me: dude, im not cheating.
person: watch then, let me hit you!
me: lmao no, quit *****in. (as i proceed to CG my buddy)
person: dude, ****in quit it! (leaves)
me: im over it (starts tech training)



that happens 60-70% of the time i play with my friends haha...

 

[TidalWave]

If I had a dollar for every chaingrabbing sequence I ended just to keep the peace between roommates... ****.

 

[Proverbs]

The absolute dumbest thing I've ever heard someone say about smash was actually said by two people:

Captain Falcon is gay.

I tried to reason with them, but they continued in insisting that he was incredibly gay.

Which brings me to the next question: Should I kill these individuals? And if so, how?

 

[DRD]

The absolute dumbest thing I've ever heard someone say about smash was actually said by two people:

Captain Falcon is gay.

I tried to reason with them, but they continued in insisting that he was incredibly gay.

Which brings me to the next question: Should I kill these individuals? And if so, how?

falcon PAWNCH

 

[Eaode]

The absolute dumbest thing I've ever heard someone say about smash was actually said by two people:

Captain Falcon is gay.

I tried to reason with them, but they continued in insisting that he was incredibly gay.

Which brings me to the next question: Should I kill these individuals? And if so, how?

I used to think this when I was a kid and played ssb64 with my brother. Mainly because he has gold nipples and yells "YEHS" after humping people.

I have since been shown the true path in life.

 

[Teran]

Someone told me L-Cancelling was a glitch, and so isn't the correct way to play.
What a ****ing tard.

 

[PCHU]

If I had a dollar for every chaingrabbing sequence I ended just to keep the peace between roommates... ****.

Same here.
I heard this the other day: Squirtle is the best character in the game.
He's just too good to be in Brawl.

 

[ROFL?]

"Smash Bros. is such an easy game. All you have to do is roll around a lot and shield."

"There's no depth to this game."

"I don't see what's so bad about Mewtwo's sidestep."

 

[Vts]

"There's no depth to this game."

the person who said that should be shot or have their eyes pecked out.

maybe someone should also show him how deep it can get, this game is like meth, there is a 90% chance you'll be addicted to it :D

 

[Eaode]

This game is like meth, there is a 90% chance you'll be addicted to it :D

*sigged*

10sigs

 

[L__]

hahaha - Clone Z, nice

@ L___ : I think you have to compare them because they are in the same series of games, and the basic mechanics are the same.

they have distinct feels because the physics engines are so different. When I compare them I think of it this way, tech chasing in Brawl is done in the air instead of the ground, because there is so little hit stun, there are rarely ground tech chases because it makes more tactical sense to airdodge and land on your feet pretty much all times. The game is overall slower and floatier, that combined with a nerf in movement options (no dash dance, no wavedash) makes a deep game much more shallow. Also the top tier characters seem to dominate the lower characters a lot more ruthlessly than in melee, because of the way the game works the skill involved is lessened as well.

The basic mechanics? Sakurai developed mechanics to completely tear apart the technique known as wavedashing by removing the ability to control where you DI by creating an airdodge that uses momentum.

L-Canceling was just totaled.

Moonwalking was removed,

Dashdancing was made pointless thanks to Sakurai basically shortening the dash animation.

Spamming was encouraged thanks to the new physics engine.

*Just stating the differences in the areas that matter in the competition we know today*

Regardless of those differences which created almost I would like to say 90% of the metagame that we know today.

It's human nature to compare the original to the sequel.

Many people compare certain kirby games with another kirby game or a pokemon game with a pokemon game. Smash isn't different. Sometimes it get's out of hand but expressing that you like one game (as long as it's not flaming or done over and over) is fine.

Disclaimer: When I say that I mean if your asked which game you prefer it's fine to say I like melee/brawl. I don't mean making a new thread and saying

"I like brawl over melee" or vice-versa.


-Bowser King

It's human nature to compare? Human nature doesn't only involve that. Human nature is changing all the time and not all humans compare the sequel to the predecessor. I know for one that I am not one to be lame enough to actually spend time to compare different games of one franchise because that's pointless. If the two games were to be similar in game physics, mechanics, etc. there would be absolutely no point as to release a sequel.



Those people make me cry. <People that still compare different games of same/different franchises>