What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

http://www.smashboards.com/converse.php?u=111042&u2=127697
Yeeeeaaaaaah...I feel so bad for @ngel having to deal with this guy...

My jaw literally dropped.

 

[halcyon.days]

Chainchoking is completely different than tech chasing.

 

[darkserenade]

"Brawl isn't stupid, it requires a lot more tech skill than Melee, and especially SSB64.

Hell, who did like 64?"

Gotta love it.

 

[doom dragon 105]

"Ike is cheap"

I really hate that that

"Wavedashing is a glitch that isn't fair and exploited"

I hate that almost as much

 

[handsockpuppet]

I heard from a friend "Meta Knight is bottom tier, right?"

 

[KikoMePlease]

"I don't know the names of those advance techniques, I just do them."

 

[Panix]

"People who C-Stick don't know how to play the game"

"Captain falcon got buffed in brawl because he can turn his falcon punch around"

"metaknight sucks"

 

[shadowbind]

LOL and that question just happened to be today. ok so I showed my friend a video of ssbm which he hadn`t played ssbm only ssbb(OMG wat the**** is his problem) and said: In brawl you can go more faster than that slide smoke thing(lol wavedash) melee is old has cheapy graphics n gets very boring. Omg!!!!! lol he seriously has problems I know

 

[mild or spicy]

"yoshi is really good. "

*spams eggroll*

 

[Sybawave]

LOL and that question just happened to be today. ok so I showed my friend a video of ssbm which he hadn`t played ssbm only ssbb(OMG wat the**** is his problem) and said: In brawl you can go more faster than that slide smoke thing(lol wavedash) melee is old has cheapy graphics n gets very boring. Omg!!!!! lol he seriously has problems I know

Get new friends lol

Sheik is weak all he has is the needles, whip, and power to change sexes

 

[Requiem]

......

"ya but its a brawl forum. made for people to talk about brawl. and everything else is side thing.
Its more like you fail."

What is this I don't even

 

[KirbyKaze]

The dumbest stuff I hear nowadays is usually done by me.

 

[The Irish Mafia]

I'd like to day that I recently was told by my brawl-superiority-arguing friends that they now belive melee to be the superior game.

I'm proud of myself.

 

[K64]

http://www.smashboards.com/converse.php?u=111042&u2=127697
Yeeeeaaaaaah...I feel so bad for @ngel having to deal with this guy...

That. Is. Sad.

 

[Geist]

Read the Brawl Strategy guide from Prima Games for some real lulz.
Everything in it is wrong.

 

[Sanu]

^ Blowtoes, do you have a link to it? XD

 

[Geist]

^ Blowtoes, do you have a link to it? XD

No, sorry. I saw it at Walmart one day, and I burst out laughing. Everyone was looking at me so I put it back. I should take a picture of a page and post it.
Melee's is pretty funny too.

 

[KirbyKaze]

In the SSBM Prima guide, Kirby has a 4 or 5 for power. Fox has a 2 or 3.

Like. What the ****.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

LOOOOOL.

whut.

 

[AetherLord]

http://www.smashboards.com/converse.php?u=111042&u2=127697
Yeeeeaaaaaah...I feel so bad for @ngel having to deal with this guy...

He just said brawl has combos and then says brawl can't have combos.

What a fail...

 

[Darkman.exe213]

My friend playing Melee after getting used to Brawl:
"Dude, this game is freaking gay, it's not responding to my button commands." He was in tumble mode and was shocked to realize that there was something called hitstun in Melee.

 

[The furosious robot has left]

http://www.smashboards.com/search.php?searchid=1944208

"Ike is cheap"

I really hate that that

"Wavedashing is a glitch that isn't fair and exploited"

I hate that almost as much

"I don't know the names of those advance techniques, I just do them."

Those make me mad too.

 

[K64]

Why can't I hit you?! His Fsmash is broken!
note: I was playing as Jiggly

 

[MisterMoo]

"omfg let me get up and see what happens"

"dude why the hell won't you let me get up?!?!"

"all you do is f+air" *I use Sheik alot XD*

and my favorite....

"the only reason you won is because my hand is cramped from masterbating earlier"

 

[Mattsy]

"Spamming is cheap and unfair, obviously you can't win using REAL moves."

wut.

"Edgehogging is cheap, don't do it."
"I think Ike can make top tier if people use him to his potential."
"lol which one was melee i think i mained pokemon trainer"

 

[EPsilon933]

No items suck.

 

[Luigi_Lova62]

Stop Grabbing ME!

I don't count this as dumb, but funny: Emo Kirby Forever!

 

[keeper]

"Kirby is the best character in Melee."
"Timed FFAs are the best."
"alot"

"Alot" isn't a **** word.

 

[Stev]

"Smash is a stupid game. All you do is press buttons as fast as you can"

 

[Da-D-Mon-109]

The dumbest thing I've heard in my oppinion is "SMASH IS SO GAY 'CUZ KRATOS N DA CHIEF AINT N IT!"... Weirdly enough, lots of people on the official SSB4 threads like making that suggestion...

 

[3rd Ice Climber]

"I think ill main meta knigt!"

"The only way you can do a forward smash is with the c-stick"(If you couldnt tell,this is an ike player)

"HOW DO YOU FRIKING JUMP IN THIS GAME?!?!"

"Why am i glowing like that?"

"How do you use a final smash?"

Im surrounded by n00bs >_>

 

[Darkman.exe213]

Well this topic here had a lot of funny comments in support for Brawl:

http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=55317

Not saying Brawl sucks, but a bunch of their reasons for Brawl > Melee are nonsense.

examplesof what they said:

Brawl's character balance is much better.
Melee was nothing but 3 characters wavedashing.(and yet, I doubt the people who said that even know what wavedashing is...)
There were a few people who complained about advanced techniques in Melee, claiming that Brawl didn't have any cheap techniques.(lolinfinitecape)

 

[handsockpuppet]

quoting from the link you posted

"Brawl, because the engine isn't as easily exploited for ridiculous tournament play, and the character balance is better for newcomers.

I hope that the next one is even friendlier to new players, though, more like the original."

I hope the person who said this dies in a hole.

 

[Overload]

Wow the level of ignorance in that link you posted Darkman was off the charts.

 

[rehab]

While that was lolignant of course, it's not completely off base to say noob-friendliness, or at least not noob-toxicity, is a good thing to try to put into a new smash.

 

[handsockpuppet]

no. no no no. They did enough noob-friendliness in Brawl. it doesn't need any more noob friendliness. next smash it needs to be nicer to the people who love smash: the hardcore audience that they let down in Brawl.

 

[rehab]

Ease up. You can make a rewarding game that doesn't scare off everybody except random masochists, which was pretty much what Melee did, compared to the more technical games out there. I didn't mean it would be a good idea to make a new smash easier than Brawl.

 

[Lemonwater]

"Zelda is a Peach clone."

-lolWUT?!

 

[NES n00b]

Ease up. You can make a rewarding game that doesn't scare off everybody except random masochists, which was pretty much what Melee did

How many casual players actually stopped Melee because it was technical....how many people who wanted Brawl to be technical stopped playing Brawl because it was not?

Right......there is also no point why it was completely terrible in balance in terms of characters and more importantly game play mechanics (what game actually punishes someone from escaping a grab....so ridiculous).

In all truth...most people started playing Melee because they thought it wasn't going to be technical...then over time wanted more.

 

[himynameisruss]

Well this topic here had a lot of funny comments in support for Brawl:

http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=55317

Not saying Brawl sucks, but a bunch of their reasons for Brawl > Melee are nonsense.

examplesof what they said:

Brawl's character balance is much better.
Melee was nothing but 3 characters wavedashing.(and yet, I doubt the people who said that even know what wavedashing is...)
There were a few people who complained about advanced techniques in Melee, claiming that Brawl didn't have any cheap techniques.(lolinfinitecape)

thread made me cry