What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[L__]

"I thought we were playing Brawl"

 

[Konpaku]

GC controllers are so cheap.

 

[flaco]

lol i tought we were playing brawl wow

 

[L__]

I know, sad right? I've heard worse.

I'll post more later. ^_^V

 

[Pseudoshot]

stupidest thing i've heard: Brawl is fun and more competitive that melee
Only in your dreams, son.

 

[L__]

Dumbest thing I've heard

stupidest thing

...it just sounds weird.

Too bad "Stupidest" is actually a word. :X

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

The user Falcon Punch starts almost every post with "Melee>Brawl", regardless of whether or not it applies.

 

[Meta Jr]

I was sad to hear my friend say "Once you get all the characters do 50,000 Melee matches to get Sonic and Knuckles".

 

[L__]

Did you guys remember hearing that you could unlock Mewtwo in 64? Lol, stayed up so long trying until I just gave up.

 

[samai]

I've got one me and my friend on a team vs. his little brother and a level 9 cpu. My friend gets knocked off the edge and I proceed to edgegaurd him then he yelled wtf why did you do that and hit me

 

[Dorian T]

When I was over at my friends house playing his little brother I waveshined him across final d

Then he says:WHAT CHEATCODE ARE YOU DOING I CANT MOVE!!!

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

^meh, when it's with people who don't know about the competitive scene, I think it's more forgivable for stuff like your friend's younger brother, although still annoying for us who know.

 

[L__]

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how many times have you guys heard "Why're they playing in Lightning Mode?"

Just wondering.

 

[Shinku]

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how many times have you guys heard "Why're they playing in Lightning Mode?"

Just wondering.

alot of fugging times. mainly on youtube. freaking idiots.

 

[majora_787]

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how many times have you guys heard "Why're they playing in Lightning Mode?"

Just wondering.

...I think you reminded me why Doubles tournaments aren't public around here...lol.

"You unlocked Mario already?!?!"

...You'd be surprised at how often I hear that.

 

[Spoon]

"I swear to god, if you beat a bunch of guys in cruel brawl or something you can unlock master hand. I swear to god."

 

[TrikELotus]

Was showing a friend 64 videos of Isai. It took long enough to get him to admit he isn't as good as Isai, but he still says "He's only slightly better than me."

He doesn't even Z cancel...well, what can you do?

a person who watched tournament videos
" they fight decent, but they are on lightning mode, so im not impressed. but keep up the good work guys."

totally new person
"if you let me borrow the gamecube for a week, i can bet i can beat you"

That last one, I've heard so many times.



Oh, also, a friend of mine who doesn't really even play SSBM says he would have an advantage over me because he plays GC with one of those miniature controllers. He says he'll be faster than me because of it.

...

I think one of the worst was a YouTube Brawler who was arguing me that Brawl was harder than Melee. How L canceling and wavedashing was easy, when in Brawl you have to learn dash-attack canceling (oh no, run, a, c-up...) and auto-canceling (...AUTO...nuf said.) and chain grabbing (which was in Melee, but it wasn't automatic). Most of the other things he argued could easily apply to Melee, and it'd make a stronger argument for it, too.

Some people.

 

[sagemoon]

Him: "What character do you play in brawl"
Me: "Pit"
Him: "Oh hes okay"
Me: "What characters do you think are good"
Him: "Ice Climbers"
Me: "Yeah they can be pretty good"
Him: "Yeah you can make all kinds of stages that they own on"

He almost convinced me he might be good at the game lol, until that last line.

 

[FrozenHobo]

Him: "What character do you play in brawl"
Me: "Pit"
Him: "Oh hes okay"
Me: "What characters do you think are good"
Him: "Ice Climbers"
Me: "Yeah they can be pretty good"
Him: "Yeah you can make all kinds of stages that they own on"

He almost convinced me he might be good at the game lol, until that last line.

the hell is that supposed to mean?

 

[battousai555]

"Melee fox and Brawl fox are played basically the same way."

Ugh...

 

[Oracle]

"brawl>melee"

 

[Spoon]

the hell is that supposed to mean?

lol

 

[Stewie1288]

My friend while getting pillared by my falco: "What the heck I can't even move!"

Same friend while using the only other controller I have: "What the heck i'm pushing (Insert direction/button here)!"

Funny part is I swapped controllers with him for the next few matches and still beat him. =)

 

[L__]

"Why won't your Fox stop moving..? Jeez, cheater."

 

[Rend]

"Brawl is better then Melee."

"Brawl actually requires skill."

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

Him: "What character do you play in brawl"
Me: "Pit"
Him: "Oh hes okay"
Me: "What characters do you think are good"
Him: "Ice Climbers"
Me: "Yeah they can be pretty good"
Him: "Yeah you can make all kinds of stages that they own on"

He almost convinced me he might be good at the game lol, until that last line.

He's not WRONG. You CAN make all sorts of stages they own on.

 

[Puffy]

"ssmb is gay"

Super Smash Melee Brawl?

 

[Grunt]

Super Sereal Meele Brofers.

 

[woopyfrood]

This game was not designed for 4 player crazy brawls. If it was, we wouldn't have the option to have 1 vs. 1 no items.

That.


Just that...

 

[epic of DE]

"Wow this is just like brawl" -_-

Friend: "CF is so cheap"
Me: "why is that?"
Friend: "because he is so gay"

 

[Jeffy]

"Why would you wanna play a game with pokemon, god pokemon are freaking stupid..." - my friend

"they have 4 charecters from pokemon and you automatically hate the game?" - me

"any game where balls in a child's hand are involved are an automatic fail in my book" - my friend..

"Wow, where'd that come from?" - me

 

[GI Josh]

"I don't like Melee because it's old"

Later on, he said " What's the big deal? brawl and Melee are the same"

 

[rathy Aro]

..... ignore this.

 

[ShadowMewtwo]

my friend asked me, which is below sad
"what does DK stand for"(I hope he was kidding)
This refers to the start of this thread

 

[okiyama]

Game and watch's up air is broken!

(I was juggling him)

 

[GI Josh]

I just love reading this thread, really good for a laugh

 

[BBQ°]

Scrub: "I wonder who would win, BBQ or Mew2king?"

Me: "Have you ever seen MEW2KING play MELEE?"

Scrub: "Yeah, he just spammed a bunch of combos"

Me: *Face Palm*

 

[oldmankungfu]

my brother on Melee vs Brawl

"i think they're both the same thing. A fighting game."

-_- so sad......

 

[Spoon]

These posts should be like, made into a book.

"What never to say about smash". xD

 

[CaptHappyFace]

When I went to the store I overheard 2 kids talking.

"Wow, this game is still out? Only little kids play that game now though"

-_-' Guess they don't go on youtube too much