Archaic
Smash Apprentice
MGS: 3 Snake Eater inside joke, youd have to play the game to understand.
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What would Snake do?(WWSD)
- Thread starter MyBurden
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Hydde
Smash Lord
Nilok
Smash Journeyman
Only Big Boss knows
Snake: Colonel! What is this?
Colonel: That's an apple. It fell out of that party ball. Use it to regain health.
Snake: Hmm... I wonder what it tastes like....
Colonel: ....an...apple?
Snake: Hmmm....
Colonel: Snake, you're actually quite retarted.
Snake: Mmmmm.. Hmmmm....
Colonel: That's an apple. It fell out of that party ball. Use it to regain health.
Snake: Hmm... I wonder what it tastes like....
Colonel: ....an...apple?
Snake: Hmmm....
Colonel: Snake, you're actually quite retarted.
Snake: Mmmmm.. Hmmmm....
Snake: whoa, Mario has a PhD.
Colonel: that's Dr. Mario, Snake. he's Mario as a doctor. he's known for destorying deadly viruses.
Snake: so, what are those things he's throwing?
Colonel: those are megavitamins. they are not only a cure for the mcommon cold, but for many other diseases as well.
Snake: so basically... he throws drugs?
Colonel: That is one way to put it
Snake: hmmm... I wonder if there's any way I could get a hold of some...
Colonel: that's Dr. Mario, Snake. he's Mario as a doctor. he's known for destorying deadly viruses.
Snake: so, what are those things he's throwing?
Colonel: those are megavitamins. they are not only a cure for the mcommon cold, but for many other diseases as well.
Snake: so basically... he throws drugs?
Colonel: That is one way to put it
Snake: hmmm... I wonder if there's any way I could get a hold of some...
Ralph_Marquee
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
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- Messages
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here's one that I found on another forum
Snake: Dam*, that was delicious.
Otacon: Snake, did you eat Yoshi?
Snake: I was talking about Samus....
Snake: Dam*, that was delicious.
Otacon: Snake, did you eat Yoshi?
Snake: I was talking about Samus....
NICE, i now love the r1 button.AUX
CALL
PUSH SELECT
Snake: Colonel, Samus just took her clothes off!
Colonel: Thats just the Zero Suit Snake, she may not be as powerful, but her speed will be a force to be reckoned with.
Snake: Well, what should I do?
Colonel: What you always do. Get on your belly, sneak up behind her and...
Snake: I bet you really wish you were holding R1 right now
END TRANSMISSION.
EPIC WIN. "pika pi chuuu pi chuuu cloths off!" LOLOLOOLOLOL.
susu_atari
Smash Ace
Bumping to purge DLZ... where are the mods!?!?!?
tirkaro
Smash Champion
how does pikachu take his clothes off?
Al Calnos
Smash Journeyman
It...um...sheds?..
Master Peach
Smash Ace
Alright Let me give it a try.
--==Beep Beep==--
Snake: Uh Colonel, What am I looking at?
Colonel: What are you talking about?
Snake: I seem to looking at a green dinosaur.
Colonel: That's Yoshi. On Mario's Adventures he would come and assist him by any means. They say that Yoshi's are one of the most gentle creatures around.
Snake: Is that so... What the heck..
Colonel: What is it Snake?
Snake: That Yoshi's got an egg in it's hand.
Colonel: Yes well Yoshi's have been known to lay eggs.
Snake: What the... Is that Yoshi about to toss that egg at me?
Colonel: I would't want to stick around and find out.
Splat!!!
Colonel: What was that. Snake what's going on?
Snake: OMG....... That egg was filled with POO!!!!!!!! God it's every where. I think I'm going to be Ill. *Barf!!!!*
Colonel: Snake... Retreat for now...
Snake: Soap, Water!! Precious Water!!!
--==End Transmission==--
--==Beep Beep==--
Snake: Uh Colonel, What am I looking at?
Colonel: What are you talking about?
Snake: I seem to looking at a green dinosaur.
Colonel: That's Yoshi. On Mario's Adventures he would come and assist him by any means. They say that Yoshi's are one of the most gentle creatures around.
Snake: Is that so... What the heck..
Colonel: What is it Snake?
Snake: That Yoshi's got an egg in it's hand.
Colonel: Yes well Yoshi's have been known to lay eggs.
Snake: What the... Is that Yoshi about to toss that egg at me?
Colonel: I would't want to stick around and find out.
Splat!!!
Colonel: What was that. Snake what's going on?
Snake: OMG....... That egg was filled with POO!!!!!!!! God it's every where. I think I'm going to be Ill. *Barf!!!!*
Colonel: Snake... Retreat for now...
Snake: Soap, Water!! Precious Water!!!
--==End Transmission==--
FOR THOSE THAT DONT GET JOKES ABOUT SNAKE EATING THINGS(I assume their really are sum.)
In Metal GEar SOlid 3, you play in a prequel as, not snake, but big boss. But they're clones anyway so who cares?
AnywaY, in the game you have various codec transmissions with your team, like the ones you've seen. The big catch in snake-eater was that da boss was on his own....in a jungle.... in russia...... in 1950. SO he's not exactly gonna be able to just get mcdonalds. SO he has to hunt, kill and cook his own food, like a real man. SO throughout the game, whenever he would spot some random wildlife, you could call up someone on your codec and ask about it. Although it usually came down to "CAn I eat it?" or "whats it taste like?" TO the disgust of his teammates. He asked this cause he couldn't just eat anything. SNack on the wrong species and snake what get sick ], throw up, and be less effective in battle.
SO as you can see, it's not really random at all and makes perfect sense within the context of the previous game.
You've just been schooled, Dojo style.
In Metal GEar SOlid 3, you play in a prequel as, not snake, but big boss. But they're clones anyway so who cares?
AnywaY, in the game you have various codec transmissions with your team, like the ones you've seen. The big catch in snake-eater was that da boss was on his own....in a jungle.... in russia...... in 1950. SO he's not exactly gonna be able to just get mcdonalds. SO he has to hunt, kill and cook his own food, like a real man. SO throughout the game, whenever he would spot some random wildlife, you could call up someone on your codec and ask about it. Although it usually came down to "CAn I eat it?" or "whats it taste like?" TO the disgust of his teammates. He asked this cause he couldn't just eat anything. SNack on the wrong species and snake what get sick ], throw up, and be less effective in battle.
SO as you can see, it's not really random at all and makes perfect sense within the context of the previous game.
You've just been schooled, Dojo style.
Magnacor
Smash Ace
Yeah, but do you think maybe they're taking it a little too far?
Superstarmario
Smash Journeyman
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- 254
TIMEOUT
Alright. i'm guessing so many of you haven't actually played a MGS game before, so let's get this straight:
Eating stuff is not some central theme of Snake's, and good god, it isn't funny anymore. Snake ate random jungle animals to SURVIVE in MGS 3. Also he could steal food rations, and Ramen noodles too.
Snake's central character theme is a badass.
RETURN TO THREAD!
Dojo schooled them better than me.
At least I got to say 'Timeout!'
Anyway, I'm not good at this but I'll try.
S: Octacon! I just trashed that plumber. I can still see him flying...
O: Snake watch out, he'll be back.
S: Speak of the devil. I've never known someone who enjoys getting their neck snapped this much.
....
Hey what's that glowing ball thing
O: I hope you don't mean the Smash Ball
Mario: I AM THE FURY!
(Bad MGS3 refrence)
Alright. i'm guessing so many of you haven't actually played a MGS game before, so let's get this straight:
Eating stuff is not some central theme of Snake's, and good god, it isn't funny anymore. Snake ate random jungle animals to SURVIVE in MGS 3. Also he could steal food rations, and Ramen noodles too.
Snake's central character theme is a badass.
RETURN TO THREAD!
Dojo schooled them better than me.
At least I got to say 'Timeout!'
Anyway, I'm not good at this but I'll try.
S: Octacon! I just trashed that plumber. I can still see him flying...
O: Snake watch out, he'll be back.
S: Speak of the devil. I've never known someone who enjoys getting their neck snapped this much.
....
Hey what's that glowing ball thing
O: I hope you don't mean the Smash Ball
Mario: I AM THE FURY!
(Bad MGS3 refrence)
Yeah. Snake is capable of more than eating things. He can also kill things......then eat them.
JK though, yeah snake is about being the baddest soldier ever to be cloned. If you want a new joke, try sumthin with johnny, the poor soldier whos always sick somehow and usually gets jumped on the battlefield as hes throwing up or taking a dump.
Solharath
[ZTD] CEO
Snake: Colonel, what's this Pink round thing?
Colonel: That's Kirby, Snake. He's a veteran in smash brothers, and his creator made this game. Be careful, as Kirby likes to inhale and copy the abilities of his enemies?
Snake: So he's like a theif of talents... huh.
Colonel: Be on your guard Snake, don't let him -
SHWOOP.
Colonel: Snake? Snake! What Happened?
Kirby: Puyo?
Snake(distantly): Give me back my codec you pink bast-
=End Transmission=
Colonel: That's Kirby, Snake. He's a veteran in smash brothers, and his creator made this game. Be careful, as Kirby likes to inhale and copy the abilities of his enemies?
Snake: So he's like a theif of talents... huh.
Colonel: Be on your guard Snake, don't let him -
SHWOOP.
Colonel: Snake? Snake! What Happened?
Kirby: Puyo?
Snake(distantly): Give me back my codec you pink bast-
=End Transmission=
DGK all day
Smash Apprentice
Snake; Now who in the world is that?
Colonel; Thats Little Mac , a boxer from New York.
Colonel: Although he is strong, he doesnt have any magical or special powers.
Colonel: Hey now that i think about it hes kind of like you.
Snake: Sh..sh...........shut up.
Colonel; Thats Little Mac , a boxer from New York.
Colonel: Although he is strong, he doesnt have any magical or special powers.
Colonel: Hey now that i think about it hes kind of like you.
Snake: Sh..sh...........shut up.
Al Calnos
Smash Journeyman
Hm, is it me or are we running out of ideas?...
Snake: Otacon, I don't know what to think anymore...
Otacon: What is it Snake? Who are you fighting now?
Snake: A doll. A living, breathing, wooden doll.
Otacon: Thats Geno. He helped Mario in Legend of the Seven Stars. He's a guardian star spirit who has possessed a child's toy.
Snake: Star..spirit?...toy?.. Well what can he do?
Otacon: Well, actually I'm not quite-
Snake: AHHH!! THE BLINDING LIGH-
*end transmission*
Snake: Otacon, I don't know what to think anymore...
Otacon: What is it Snake? Who are you fighting now?
Snake: A doll. A living, breathing, wooden doll.
Otacon: Thats Geno. He helped Mario in Legend of the Seven Stars. He's a guardian star spirit who has possessed a child's toy.
Snake: Star..spirit?...toy?.. Well what can he do?
Otacon: Well, actually I'm not quite-
Snake: AHHH!! THE BLINDING LIGH-
*end transmission*
M.K
Level 55
S: Otacon, I need to report a lost child...
O: Snake! That is Lucas, and his psychic powers are nothing to doubt.
S: Well, psychic powers have no effect on...
O: ...Snake?
S: All hail Lucas! Lucas!
O: Snake! Snap out of it!
L: Wow Snake, those pants are so tight...let me just stick my hand down there...
O: Hey! That is MY job you little...
O: Snake! That is Lucas, and his psychic powers are nothing to doubt.
S: Well, psychic powers have no effect on...
O: ...Snake?
S: All hail Lucas! Lucas!
O: Snake! Snap out of it!
L: Wow Snake, those pants are so tight...let me just stick my hand down there...
O: Hey! That is MY job you little...
Canvas
Smash Cadet
Ring, Ring
Codec fires up.
Colonel: "Be careful, Snake. That's Samus. Her suit allows for her to use a variety of powerful weapons at a moments notice."
Snake: "...this seems a bit familiar."
Colonel: "Now is not the time to get nostalgic. Stay focused and complete your mission."
Snake: "Right."
Codec conversation closes.
Codec fires up.
Colonel: "Be careful, Snake. That's Samus. Her suit allows for her to use a variety of powerful weapons at a moments notice."
Snake: "...this seems a bit familiar."
Colonel: "Now is not the time to get nostalgic. Stay focused and complete your mission."
Snake: "Right."
Codec conversation closes.
Solharath
[ZTD] CEO
Snake: Colonel, I've got a problem. I've got three angry plumbers coming after me.
Colonel: Snake, nothing here indicates Wario as a plumber.
Snake: Who said anything about the farting wonder? It's three Marios.
Colonel: Three? Are they clones?
Snake: I said plumbers, not doctors.
Colonel: Snake, nothing here indicates Wario as a plumber.
Snake: Who said anything about the farting wonder? It's three Marios.
Colonel: Three? Are they clones?
Snake: I said plumbers, not doctors.
FoxxehRoxxeh
Smash Journeyman
Snake: Otacon! This person in a helmet is throwing small carrot like objects at me!
Otacon: That's Captain Olimar, he uses small carrot like creatures called Pikmin to fight, although the pikmin are small, they are very, very dangerous, each one has a special power.
Snake: Hah! This fat purple one is coming up to me, yeah they are super dangerous, I better be care-
Wha-thump!
Otacon: Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAKE!!!
Otacon: That's Captain Olimar, he uses small carrot like creatures called Pikmin to fight, although the pikmin are small, they are very, very dangerous, each one has a special power.
Snake: Hah! This fat purple one is coming up to me, yeah they are super dangerous, I better be care-
Wha-thump!
Otacon: Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAKE!!!
LavisFiend
Smash Lord
S: Otacon....there is something waddling around with his butt in the air....
O: That is probably Wario, Mario's evil alter ego...
S:....
O:Snake?
S:....It is alluring.....in a strange and exotic kind of way....
O:Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAKE!
O: That is probably Wario, Mario's evil alter ego...
S:....
O:Snake?
S:....It is alluring.....in a strange and exotic kind of way....
O:Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAKE!
Snake: Otacon! What is this?
Otacon: That's a dialogue box. It reads what we are saying.
Snake: What does it say?
Otacon: Just go to the top and read.
Snake Alright, It says,
Snake: Otacon! What is this?
Otacon: That's a dialogue box. It reads what we are saying.
Snake: What does it say?
Otacon: Just go to the top and read.
Snake Alright, It says,
Snake: Otacon! What is this?
Otacon: That's a dialogue box. It reads what we are saying.
Snake: What does it say?
Otacon: Just go to the top and read.
Snake Alright, It says,
Snake: Otacon! What is this?
Otacon: That's a dialogue box. It reads what we are saying.
Snake: What does it say?
Otacon: Just go to the top and read.
Snake Alright, It says,
(SEE TOP OF POST)
Otacon: That's a dialogue box. It reads what we are saying.
Snake: What does it say?
Otacon: Just go to the top and read.
Snake Alright, It says,
Snake: Otacon! What is this?
Otacon: That's a dialogue box. It reads what we are saying.
Snake: What does it say?
Otacon: Just go to the top and read.
Snake Alright, It says,
Snake: Otacon! What is this?
Otacon: That's a dialogue box. It reads what we are saying.
Snake: What does it say?
Otacon: Just go to the top and read.
Snake Alright, It says,
Snake: Otacon! What is this?
Otacon: That's a dialogue box. It reads what we are saying.
Snake: What does it say?
Otacon: Just go to the top and read.
Snake Alright, It says,
(SEE TOP OF POST)
Al Calnos
Smash Journeyman
Proof that we're running out of ideas
But seriously who haven't we done yet?... come on Sakurai, give us another Newcomer already!
Django_EXE
Smash Apprentice
Snake: What's this little boy doing on the battlefield.
Otacon: Well this "boy" is Lucas, a powerful psychic user.
Snake: What makes him so powerful
Otacon: His Psychic powers can move the earth beneath his feet.
Snake: Wow... that's powerful.
Otacon: Yes... Snake Ive seen that look before what ... oh no. Did you eat a yoshi again?
Snake: No... Dabs his bloodstained face with a red and yellow striped tee shirt
Otacon: Ughh... snake, why.... how.... whu... Ughhh..
Otacon: Well this "boy" is Lucas, a powerful psychic user.
Snake: What makes him so powerful
Otacon: His Psychic powers can move the earth beneath his feet.
Snake: Wow... that's powerful.
Otacon: Yes... Snake Ive seen that look before what ... oh no. Did you eat a yoshi again?
Snake: No... Dabs his bloodstained face with a red and yellow striped tee shirt
Otacon: Ughh... snake, why.... how.... whu... Ughhh..
Problem2
Smash Champion
S: Woah, Why did Mario change colors?
C: That is Luigi. He's Mario's younger. Luigi may be more of a chicken, but he's better at acrobatics.
S: Sounds like a pansy to me.
C: Don't get too cocky Snake. Sometimes it's his own fear that drives him to fight.
S: heh, heh, heh... can't wait to scare him...
C: That is Luigi. He's Mario's younger. Luigi may be more of a chicken, but he's better at acrobatics.
S: Sounds like a pansy to me.
C: Don't get too cocky Snake. Sometimes it's his own fear that drives him to fight.
S: heh, heh, heh... can't wait to scare him...
.::Link::.
Smash Apprentice
Snake: Otacon who is this boy?
Otacon: I'm a loopy nut job!
Snake: ummmmm........wait it looks like he has something in his hand!
Octacon: Your a wimpy*giggles*poo face
Snake: I SEE YOU OVER THERE WITH THAT WALKIE TALKIE.....IM COMING TO GET YOU, YOU LITTLE PRICK
*KO sound*
(lame i know
PP)
-Link-
Otacon: I'm a loopy nut job!
Snake: ummmmm........wait it looks like he has something in his hand!
Octacon: Your a wimpy*giggles*poo face
Snake: I SEE YOU OVER THERE WITH THAT WALKIE TALKIE.....IM COMING TO GET YOU, YOU LITTLE PRICK
*KO sound*
(lame i know
PP)-Link-
Jumpinjahosafa
Smash Ace
- Joined
- Sep 21, 2007
- Messages
- 883
Brilliant.
killbeast301
Smash Lord
Snake: Man This guy runs fast.
Otocon: Thats Captain Falcon. He's fast and powerfull, but he has no projectiles.
S: I guess I'll just keep my distance and use missles and grenades.
O: Yes just watch out for his falcon punch. It's powerfull but slow, so you should be able to avoid it.
*distantly* Falcoooooooon!
S: Uh, huh (somewhat distracted by the idea of what a falcon might taste like)
*less distantly* PUUUNCH!
O: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAKE!
Otocon: Thats Captain Falcon. He's fast and powerfull, but he has no projectiles.
S: I guess I'll just keep my distance and use missles and grenades.
O: Yes just watch out for his falcon punch. It's powerfull but slow, so you should be able to avoid it.
*distantly* Falcoooooooon!
S: Uh, huh (somewhat distracted by the idea of what a falcon might taste like)
*less distantly* PUUUNCH!
O: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAKE!
Solharath
[ZTD] CEO
Snake: Oh no...
Colonel: What? What is it Snake?
Snake: Why the hell didn't you tell me he was going to be here?
Colonel: Who Snake?
Raiden: It's SHOWTIME!
Snake: Ugh...
Colonel: What? What is it Snake?
Snake: Why the hell didn't you tell me he was going to be here?
Colonel: Who Snake?
Raiden: It's SHOWTIME!
Snake: Ugh...
Snake: Otacon! This is strange...
Otacon: What is it snake?
S: There's a penguin with a hammer here.
O: That's King Dedede. He can jump up very high and come down with a huge crash. Watch out for him.
S: Hmm.. I wond---
O: Yeah, you wonder what it tastes like. I get it! Give it a rest! Go get some Del Taco if you're so hungry! This is.... just insane! GIVE IT A REST!!!
S:....I was just wondering if it had an extra hat for me...
O: *sigh*.
Otacon: What is it snake?
S: There's a penguin with a hammer here.
O: That's King Dedede. He can jump up very high and come down with a huge crash. Watch out for him.
S: Hmm.. I wond---
O: Yeah, you wonder what it tastes like. I get it! Give it a rest! Go get some Del Taco if you're so hungry! This is.... just insane! GIVE IT A REST!!!
S:....I was just wondering if it had an extra hat for me...
O: *sigh*.
Incoming Transmistion*
Press Start
Snake: Otacon, is that... a penguin!?
Otacon: Unfortunatly, yes snake. He is kirby's arch-rival. He appeared in many of the games.
Snake: So, how powerful is he
Otacon: Well watch out for his hammer, inside its mechanical and packs a punch. Also, he throws Woodle-dees and other stuff at people, they can pack a punch.
Snake: mmm... Penguin on a stick
Otacon: We're you even listening Snake?
Snake: Uhhh sure gonna go eat now
"starts a fire"
*end Transmission*
*Incoming Transmission*
Snake: So Otacon, whats the deal theres some dude holding a two-handed sword with one hand
Otacon: I see, thats Ike, snake, he appeared in Fire Emblem.
Snake: Ok so, should I watch out for him
Otacon: Yes with his sword he can swing you into oblivion and burn you
Snake: so I will be a burnt snake
Otacon: that seems the way if you get hit by his fire move.
Snake: so say Im hungry and through that fat penguin at him you think I could eat that.
Otacon: Snake... whats with you all you think about is eating food
Snake: THERES THE STUPID PENGUIN, GET OVER HERE, *yells* IKE COME BURN THIS PENGUIN
Otacon: ... when will he learn
Dedede: leave me alone IM Alive
Press Start
Snake: Otacon, is that... a penguin!?
Otacon: Unfortunatly, yes snake. He is kirby's arch-rival. He appeared in many of the games.
Snake: So, how powerful is he
Otacon: Well watch out for his hammer, inside its mechanical and packs a punch. Also, he throws Woodle-dees and other stuff at people, they can pack a punch.
Snake: mmm... Penguin on a stick
Otacon: We're you even listening Snake?
Snake: Uhhh sure gonna go eat now
"starts a fire"
*end Transmission*
*Incoming Transmission*
Snake: So Otacon, whats the deal theres some dude holding a two-handed sword with one hand
Otacon: I see, thats Ike, snake, he appeared in Fire Emblem.
Snake: Ok so, should I watch out for him
Otacon: Yes with his sword he can swing you into oblivion and burn you
Snake: so I will be a burnt snake
Otacon: that seems the way if you get hit by his fire move.
Snake: so say Im hungry and through that fat penguin at him you think I could eat that.
Otacon: Snake... whats with you all you think about is eating food
Snake: THERES THE STUPID PENGUIN, GET OVER HERE, *yells* IKE COME BURN THIS PENGUIN
Otacon: ... when will he learn
Dedede: leave me alone IM Alive
Snake: Observation post set. How long do I have to wait again?
Ot: Until they show up, this is for you to gather information about your opponents you know.
Snake: . . .Who's that? He's wearing some kind of suit and has a cannon strapped to his arm.
Ot: She snake. That's samus, a bounty hunter renown for stopping the metroids. She has many projectiles and has a devastating zero lazer, however after she--
*Zero lazer fires*
Snake: This observation just got a little more interesting.
Ot: Until they show up, this is for you to gather information about your opponents you know.
Snake: . . .Who's that? He's wearing some kind of suit and has a cannon strapped to his arm.
Ot: She snake. That's samus, a bounty hunter renown for stopping the metroids. She has many projectiles and has a devastating zero lazer, however after she--
*Zero lazer fires*
Snake: This observation just got a little more interesting.
kinghippo99
Smash Lord
Snake: whats that?
Otacon: what is it snake?
S: it's a giant turtle!
O: Yes Snake. that is bowser.
S: i think i killed him...
O: don't worry snake. he'll reappear on a floating disk.
S: no, i mean i KILLED him. there is blood and guts everywhere.
O: ...
S: Wait! There is a card on him. Property of Gimpyfish... i wonder what that is?
Otacon: what is it snake?
S: it's a giant turtle!
O: Yes Snake. that is bowser.
S: i think i killed him...
O: don't worry snake. he'll reappear on a floating disk.
S: no, i mean i KILLED him. there is blood and guts everywhere.
O: ...
S: Wait! There is a card on him. Property of Gimpyfish... i wonder what that is?
RMR
Smash Apprentice
LAWL !!!!!!!!! I love random humor. too much overuse of Clothes off, though.
Just Brilliant !
Enough of the cliques, please.
Snake: And here I thought I've seen it all.
Otacon: That's King Dedede, Snake. The ru-
Snake: Wait, did you just say 'King'?
Otacon: Yes Snake, King Dedede. Rules over Pop Star, I believe.
Snake: So their ruler is a penguin.
Otacon: No ordinary penguin, either. Similar to Kirby, he can inhale air and hover around. Even jump to a high altitude and come crashing down.
Snake: ...a flying penguin...
Otacon: But that's not all! He wields a hammer with great force. It's even mechanized to rotations and great power! Then he can throw minions.
Snake: Wait, he throws his followers?
Otacon: Yes! Most likely Waddle Dee, but sometimes Waddle Doo, who uses beams, and Gordo, a spiked-ball.
Snake: And he keeps these people in his robes...
Otacon: Of course!
Snake: ...I'm not that inclined to logic lately, but that sounds impossible.
Otacon: What do you mean?
Snake: I mean where does he keep them? And where would they even breathe?
Otacon: In his robes, of course.
Snake: ...
Snake: And here I thought I've seen it all.
Otacon: That's King Dedede, Snake. The ru-
Snake: Wait, did you just say 'King'?
Otacon: Yes Snake, King Dedede. Rules over Pop Star, I believe.
Snake: So their ruler is a penguin.
Otacon: No ordinary penguin, either. Similar to Kirby, he can inhale air and hover around. Even jump to a high altitude and come crashing down.
Snake: ...a flying penguin...
Otacon: But that's not all! He wields a hammer with great force. It's even mechanized to rotations and great power! Then he can throw minions.
Snake: Wait, he throws his followers?
Otacon: Yes! Most likely Waddle Dee, but sometimes Waddle Doo, who uses beams, and Gordo, a spiked-ball.
Snake: And he keeps these people in his robes...
Otacon: Of course!
Snake: ...I'm not that inclined to logic lately, but that sounds impossible.
Otacon: What do you mean?
Snake: I mean where does he keep them? And where would they even breathe?
Otacon: In his robes, of course.
Snake: ...
Tyrael64
Smash Journeyman
Dude, this is epic win.
ArticulateT
Smash Journeyman
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Snake: Octacon! there's some guy made of wood
Octacon: that's Geno Snake. he's a star in a doll's body
Snake: a doll... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Octacon: no, it's really a doll. and watch out for his hands, they can turn into high powered firearms
Snake: you mean, like guns?
Octacon: kinda...
Snake: That's totally unfair! how can he have guns, and I can't! I'm out of here!
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I thought I should have a go. all the ones on here are super funny! awesomeness is born here
Octacon: that's Geno Snake. he's a star in a doll's body
Snake: a doll... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Octacon: no, it's really a doll. and watch out for his hands, they can turn into high powered firearms
Snake: you mean, like guns?
Octacon: kinda...
Snake: That's totally unfair! how can he have guns, and I can't! I'm out of here!
end transmission
I thought I should have a go. all the ones on here are super funny! awesomeness is born here