What would Snake do?(WWSD)

[Zevox]

Snake: Otacon, is this a joke? I'm actually fighting someone using an oversized golden sword?
Otacon: No joke, Snake. Thats Ike, of the Fire Emblem world of Tellius. Hes a very tough swordsman with a unique fighting style he learned from his father, who was himself a legendary warrior.
S: You're joking. Why couldn't he at least pick up a more modern weapon, like one of those beam swords? Its not like hes stuck in his own world anymore.
O: I doubt he would - that sword of his is blessed by a Goddess.
S: A Goddess?! Aren't those just fairy-tales?
O: Not where hes from, at least.
S: Hm. Think I could get him to introduce me to one?
O: Just keep your mind on the battle Snake...

Snake: Hey Mei Ling, know anything about a guy in blue with a slim sword wearing a tiara?
Mei Ling: Sounds like Marth. Hes the prince of Altea, and was the debut star of Fire Emblem. Hes known for slaying a powerful being known as the Dark Dragon Medeus at a young age.
S: Okay, but whats with the tiara?
M: It was his sister's.
S: So hes...?
M: I said was, Snake. Shes dead, and he wears it to honor her memory.
S: Oh, is that all?
M: You weren't afraid of something there, were you Snake?
S: No, nothing. :end transmission:

Snake: Uh Colonel, why is there a kid here just standing around yelling at a turtle?
Colonel: Thats the Pokèmon Trainer, Snake.
S: "Pokèmon Trainer"? Doesn't he have a name?
C: If he does, hes hidden it carefully.
S: Wierd. So, whats with the turtle? Why isn't he out here fighting?
C: Thats what he does, Snake - trains Pokèmon. They fight for him. The turtle is a Squirtle, and hes also packing an Ivysaur, which is like a cross between a flower and a baby dinosaur, and a Charizard, which is a lot like a Dragon. By varying the Pokèmon he can fight in a variety of ways, so watch out.
S: So why can't I just go tackle him, knock him unconscious, and derive the Pokèmon of orders?
C: Try it, and the Pokèmon would tackle you while you did. Or breath fire on you, or any number of other, less pleasant things.
S: I thought they needed his orders to fight?
C: Not really - they have minds of their own. Didn't you notice while fighting the Pikachu earlier?
S: Then whats he here for?
C: I'm not sure, now that you mention it. Cheer leading and self-esteem boosting, I suppose.
S: Great...

 

[RAQU]

How about:

Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: What is it, Snake?
Snake: What is this?
Otacon: ..What is.. What?
Snake: I'm fighting a kid.. But he's actually keeping up with me? What the hell is he doing?
Otacon: That's Lucas, a psychic.
Snake: A.. Psychic? Should I change controller port then?



Dave

lmao genius!

 

[LinkGadra]

Nice, here's my take on a CODEC transmission.

S: What is it with all the puffballs here?
O: Which one? Kirby or Jigglypuff?
S: Neither, this one's blue, wearing a mask, and has wings!
O: Oh, that's Meta Knight. He's a legendary warrior from Dream Land.
S: That's where Kirby's from, right? So he should fight like Kirby does.
O: Not quite, Snake. Meta Knight's sword, Galaxia, allows him to perform a variety of quick attacks, and he can glide with those wings of his.
S: So, he's like a smaller version of that angel kid, huh? Shouldn't be too much of a problem.
O:... Good luck, Snake.

 

[OmegaXXII]

I got one based on this screen lol..

Snake: Mei Ling
Mei Ling: what's up Snake
Snake: do you have any info on who this blonde headed, blue suit chic is?
Mei Ling: oh her, she's Zero-Suit Samus, but why do you ask Snake?
Snake: because Samus just took her clothes off!
Mei Ling: !!! I don't think Meryl is gonna like this dont you think?
Snake: nah, Samus is way HOTTER than Meryl so it doesn't matter anymore the crap she throw at me because I don't give a **** about here anymore
Mei Ling: oh my!!

 

[Dojo999]

How about:

Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: What is it, Snake?
Snake: What is this?
Otacon: ..What is.. What?
Snake: I'm fighting a kid.. But he's actually keeping up with me? What the hell is he doing?
Otacon: That's Lucas, a psychic.
Snake: A.. Psychic? Should I change controller port then?



Dave

CLASSIC MGS. Thank you for the memories, oh the memories

 

[Mini Mic]

I got one based on this screen lol..

Snake: Mei Ling
Mei Ling: what's up Snake
Snake: do you have any info on who this blonde headed, blue suit chic is?
Mei Ling: oh her, she's Zero-Suit Samus, but why do you ask Snake?
Snake: because Samus just took her clothes off!
Mei Ling: !!! I don't think Meryl is gonna like this dont you think?
Snake: nah, Samus is way HOTTER than Meryl so it doesn't matter anymore the crap she throw at me because I don't give a **** about here anymore
Mei Ling: oh my!!

It's true she is hotter than Meryl

 

[Dojo999]

Snake: Colonel, I'm facing a princess.
Colonel: Which one?
Snake: She's wearing Pink.
Colonel: They both wear pink, Snake. I need more information.
Snake: She's wearing something on her head. Looks Royal.
Colonel: More information Snake!
Snake: Uh, Long white gloves?
Colonel: More info.
Snake: Blond Hair?
Colonel: More info.
Snake: HOLY HELL! SHE TURNED INTO A MAN!
Colonel: Oh, that's Shiek.
Snake: Hell yeah she's a freak.

Dude, I lol'ed for like 5 minutes. Classic!

 

[Meta-Knight]

I've never played Metal Gear, but I've been looking at other people's and thought I'd make a couple...

Snake: Colonel, what am I fighting here?
Colonel: Give me an explanation.
Snake: It's this big blue ball with a mask, wielding a neat looking sword.
Colonel: That would be Meta Knight. He's a star warrior who made his debut in Kirby's Adventure. He's somewhat Kirby's rival...
Snake: Hmm...what does it taste like?
Colonel: *sigh* CLICK!

END TRANSMISSION

Snake: Whoa, some big dinosaur just flew overhead!
Colonel: That's Ridley, Snake. He made his debut in the Metroid series and is considered to be Samus's arch-nemesis.
Snake: Well...it's pretty creepy. Wait a minute...
Colonel: What, Snake?
Snake: He's bouncing his tail up and down...what, is he Tigger or something?
Colonel: That's just one of his attacks you idiot! He's got a very sharp tail so he uses it to his advantage.
Snake: O RLY?
Colonel: YA RLY
Snake: NO WAI!!!

END TRANSMISSION

I know those weren't the best but atleast I tried.

 

[Al Calnos]

I'm surprised no one has done Ridley. Any ideas =D

I take up your challenge!

*Bleep**Bleep*
Solid Snake: Colonel, a giant purple dragon just appeared!
Colonel Campbell: Thats Ridley, arch-nemeses of Samus Aran and leader of the Space Pirates. He may seem like a mindless monster but he is in fact quite intelligent.
Snake: So wait, you're telling me this thing is a pirate? He doesn't look like a pirate to me.
Colonel: Well, thats not important, Snake...
Snake: Should we call in a ninja or something? Aren't they good against both dragons and pirates?
Colonel: No Snake, concentrate on the battle at hand! Remember to keep your distance. Ridley will show you no mercy.
Snake: Alright...still feel better if we had a ninja...

 

[OmegaXXII]

It's true she is hotter than Meryl

indeed, Zero-Suit is way hotter

I've never played Metal Gear, but I've been looking at other people's and thought I'd make a couple...

are you kidding!!? you should play it sometime especially the first game it's a true classic

 

[VisetheStompy]

Snake against Fox
Snake: Colonel, give me information on how to beat this fox guy.
Slippy: Hold A to charge your laser
Peppy: Tap L or R twice to raise your shields
Snake: Er, I think I have the wrong channel

Snake Against Peach
Snake: Mai give me all the information you have on this women
Mai: Her name is Princess Peach though she was once known as Princess Toadstool
Snake: Why the name change?
Mai: Thats classified
Snake: Hmmm...any other info
Mai: Her only family is her two year younger sister Daisy.
Snake: A sister? This just got interesting

Snake Against Snake
Snake: Otacon, I think I caused a time paradox
Snake#2: Hey I was here first
Snake#1: Oh, sorry.....

and finally Snake against Pikachu
Snake: Mai...Ive enchountered some sort of cave demon....I don't think I am going to make it out here alive.

 

[Wolfblade]

and finally Snake against Pikachu
Snake: Mai...Ive enchountered some sort of cave demon....I don't think I am going to make it out here alive.

Snake: Sweet Jesus! Its getting closer!

 

[DanteFox]

S: hey colonel, this battle appears about wrapped up, this Luigi guy is such a pushover, no wonder everyone prefers Mario.
C: Good Snake, just keep at it and we can celebrate your victory when you return home.
S: Just one thing is bothering me…
C: What’s that, Snake?
S: Even though I’m beating him senseless, he still has that goofy grin on his face… HOLY $#!+!!! He’s gliding over the ground at a breakneck speed, possibly faster than that Captain Faclon guy!!!!
C: I was afraid of this, Snake, but I was hoping this wouldn’t be a problem this time around. BE CAREFUL Snake, that is an extremely advanced maneuver, of which Luigi is a master, called the waveda…
S: He’s coming this way!
(The sickening crack of a well-timed F-air is heard over the intercom)
Announcer: GAME!
--end transmission--

 

[Kunitsuna]

Snake: Otacon! Otacon!
Otaco: Snake? What is it?
S: My opponent´s invisible!
O: Maybe your opponent used a vanishing item. Keep your wits about you! It should wear off in a minute.
S: But it´s not! Otacon, help!
O: You can´t see him at all?
S: Hitting me out of thin air!
O: Take cover! Snake, your damage is critical!
S: OTACON!
O: I´m doing everything I can!
S: I won´t last like this...!
O: ...SNAKE!
S: What?
O: TURN YOUR HEAD!
S: What!?
O: TURN YOUR HEAD! YOUR OPPONENT IS MR. GAME & WATCH!

Snake: Ocelot? You´re going to help me with this thing?
Ocelot: According to this report it´s Jigglypuff, Snake. It has a number of unique abilities.
S: It doesn´t look menacing.
O: Well, it´s still an avid battler. Don´t lower your guard.
S: I wouldn´t be so stupid--hey, why´s it singing...?
O: ...
S: ...
O: ...
S: ...
O: ...
S: ...Ocelot! Ocelot!
O: ...I feel asleep!

 

[garbage]

Snake: Colonel!
Colonel: Yes, Snake?
Snake: Since when can a fox standing on his hind legs use advanced technology better than most humans?
Colonel: That's Fox. He's a trained--
Snake: You're not answering my question.
Colonel: ...I'm not sure, to be honest.
Snake: ...Colonel?
Colonel: Mm?
Snake: The super-intelligent fox is shooting a small blond kid, who has apparently just thrown a massive gorilla to a location beyond my site. Care to explain?
Colonel: Welcome to Super Smash Bros, Snake.

 

[Tsukuyomi]

Snake: Colonel.
Colonel: What's up, Snake?
S: Has FOXHOUND generically build a unit to face against me?
C: What do you mean?
S: There's a fox walking on two hind legs, equipped with state of the art technology is fighting me.
C: Snake, his name is "Fox". He is the leader of the space group known as "Star Fox". Be careful Snake, he is a strong and agile opponent.
S: Fox, huh? I wonder why we never gain an ally like him?
C: Because he is a fox?

Couldn't think anymore beyond that...

 

[Winnar]

Snake: Sweet Jesus! Its getting closer!

Snake: Are you insane!? A knife is useless against those massive claws. They could rip a tank apart! Jesus Christ!

-===-

S: Otacon, I need some info on this guy who goes by the alias "DK"
O: Exercise caution, that's Donkey Kong. He's a vet in both the arcade world and the smash bros. world.
S: I got nothin' ;D

...*cries*

 

[CrenTIScO]

Snake: Otacon!!!
Otacon: (Here we go again) Snake, what is it?
S: I ....don't know. It's some sort of.....big.....hand.
O: Oh, that's just Donkey Kong. Watch out for him, he uses his large hands to cr----
S: No! This hand is...big. About 8 feet tall. With a glove.
O: Hmm...
S: I don't have a lot of time here...
O: Snake, this is Master Hand, the self-proclaimed ruler of the Smash world.
S: This world is ruled by....a hand? This whole ****ed place is f@$#ed up.
O: Cause enough damage to it and you'll d--
S: No! Forget it! Talking dragons, athletic plumbers, magic ball demons, forget it! I'm gonna go spy on Master Chief. **** this place!
O: Snake....

 

[Ogre_Deity_Link]

S: Who the hell....? Who brought the Keebler elf?
O: I'd watch out if I were you Snake. That's Link, otherwise known as the Hero of Time.
S: Hm. Doesn't look impressive.
O: Looks can be decieving. He can utilize a special type of boomerang that can create a windstorm, high powered archaic explosives, a bow and arrow with uncanny accuracy and he also utilizes a highly advanced sword-based form of CQC combat.
S:...Stupid Sakurai not letting me use my guns...WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS THAT?

 

[CrenTIScO]

S: Who the hell....? Who brought the Keebler elf?

S:...Stupid Sakurai not letting me use my guns...WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS THAT?

..Sakurai's? lol

 

[WarxePB]

Snake: Colonel?
Colonel: What is it, Snake?
S: I... think I'm going crazy. A capsule-like object just... materialized over my head.
C: Yes, that happens a lot in Super Smash Bros.
S: But the thing is, I threw it at that Kirby thing. And when it cracked open, a large hammer on a pedestal popped out.
C: Ah, a Golden Hammer. It's a very powerful item.
S: I know that. But... how did they fit a big hammer into a small capsule?
C: That is a good question, but I suggest not thinking about it too hard.
S: But it defies all known laws of physics! It's a crime against nature!
C: Snake, calm down.
S: I can't calm down! This place is too bizarre! I need to get out-
*KO sound*
C: ...
S: AND I CAN'T EVEN DIE! WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?!?

-END TRANSMISSION-

Otacon: Snake, do you see that floating ball in the center of the stage?
Snake: Yeah, what is it?
O: It's called a Smash Ball. Once you grab it, you'll be able to perform an extraordinary feat.
S: ...Okay, I've grabbed it. What do I do with it?
O: What do you mean?
S: Am I supposed to eat it or something?
O: For the love of... Why do you want to eat everything?
S: It takes a lot of energy to look this cool.
O: *headdesk*
S: ...Okay, I've activated the Smash Ball, and now I'm glowing. Is that a good sign?
O: Yes! Now use its energy to decimate your opponents!
S: But I like glowing. It enhances my already perfect physique.
O: I don't know why I bother.

-END TRANSMISSION-

Snake: Mei Ling, I need your advice.
Mei Ling: Of course, Snake. What do you need?
S: Is it... right to beat up little girls?
M: Oh, you must be up against Lip. She might look weak, but she's actually a powerful demi-goddess.
S: Are you sure?
M: Yes, Snake. Watch out for that stick of hers - if you get hit, you'll take extra damage from the flower spawned on your head.
S: I don't see any stick... *drilling noises* OH GOD THE PAIN
M: Drilling?
S: Yeah, this Lip girl also has a giant tank with drills...
M: That's... Jill Dozer. I'm sorry, Snake.
S: Say that to the giant hole in my abdomen.

-END TRANSMISSION-

 

[RazeveX]

sigh...these were so funny at the start...but i think we're running out of ideas...

Snake: Mei Ling, Zelda just took her clothes off!
Mei Ling: Yes thats Zero Suit Sa......did you say Zelda?
Snake:...
Mei Ling: Snake! Snake??
Snake: Shhh...you're ruining it............thats it baby....
Mei Ling: Ugh! Snake!!! Concentrate!!!
Snake: I wonder what she would taste like...
Mei Ling: Ok thats WAY TOO FAR, you're on your own.

--END TRANSMISSION--

Snake: Thats it baby....wait...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? NO NO NO!!!! UGH!!!!! PUT THE PANTS BACK ON!!!!
Sheik: hehehe....

 

[88 Teeth]

LINK
Snake: Uhhh, that green elf like guy just grabbed one of those smash ball things. What should I do?
Colonel: You don't have time to ponder such questions, as link has just has just grabbed a smash ball

DIDDY
Snake: Whoah!!!! He's awesome (snake bows down and prays to his superior!)
Colonel: Yes thats diddy alright. Hey snake tell him how awesome he is for me.
Snake: Errrr, the colonel says your awesome.
Colonel: Ask him if i can have his autograph
Snake: Ummmm- OH NO YOUR BREAKING UP (sarcasm)///////
Colonel: Wait I want to talk to D///////Ko//////

Sorry bout goin on on that last one

 

[Ferret]

Snake: Otacon! Who's that winged boy?
Otacon: That's Pit from the game Kid Icarus for the NES. With his bow he can shoot fast light arrows which can also fly in curves. Be careful.
Snake: Light arrows, huh? Well, it doesn't matter anymore. He just managed to break his own weapon. He doesn't seem to be a smart one.
Otacon: He can split his bow into two blades for close combat.
Snake: ....I miss my gun.

 

[Dagingabreadman]

What would Snake do?(WWSD)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Here is what I immediately thought of the first post

Snake: Hey Colonel...
Colonel: Yes Snake.
S:There is this guy in the background just standing there.
C: Well maybe he's just part of the stage Snake.
S: Well I though that at first too, everyone else thinks he's a fighter.
C: Hmm.... well try attacking him.
S: I cant, he just stands there and smiles- COLONEL!
C:Wait, is that a talking tanuki?
S: Uhh... yeah.
C: Say calm Snake its just Tom Nook, he isnt even a fighter.
S: Well it's not that.... I wanted to know how it tastes...

 

[UsernameLink]

Snake: Mei Ling
Mei Ling: What is it Snake? Do you want to save?
Snake No.
-recall-
Mei ling: Yes snake?
Snake: Nothing mei ling
-recall-
Mei ling: Snake, quit it
-recall-
Mei ling: ... *sticks tounge out*

who needs any other charcters, he can still do that

 

[Sjeele]

Snake: Colonel? Is see a kind of glass thingie
Colonel: It's a assist trophie you can open it and some random guys can come out and come to help you, just like a pokebal.
S: I don't need assistance! But I can use it otherwise I got 4 stocked..
*Snake used the assist trophie*
S: Colonel the trophie dissapeared and some kind of animal came out of the ground and began to talk..
C: That's Mr.Resseti he doesn't help much, the only thing he does is talking..
S: But you said these guys help me..
C: Well he's only one that is not going to help..
S: Since this is a game, you can reset it to start over right??
C: ..

 

[Kashakunaki]

These are all so good. Haha. I'll contribute later.

 

[O D I N]

Snake: Colonel, you've got to be kidding me with this one.
Campbell: Snake? What is it?
Snake: I know you said I'd be fighting some wierd stuff, but this is ridiculous.
Campbell: Why, Snake? What's going on?
Snake: As if the talking dinosaur and the electric mouse weren't enough...
Campbell: Snake, what on earth are you going on about?
Snake: I'm fighting myself.
Campbell: ...What?
Snake: I'm fighting myself.
Campbell: Metaphorically?
Snake: No. Literally. He's on the other edge of the arena. It looks like he's talking to another Colonel Campbell. He's wearing red for some reason. Have I ever worn red?
Campbell: Not that I can remember, Snake... can you hear what he's saying?
Snake: I think he's saying the exact same things that I'm saying.
Campbell: Looks like you'll need to take him down, Snake. Remember, his weaknesses will be yours. If he's really you, then you'll have to think up a strategy that you yourself wouldn't be able to think of.
Snake: ...this place is so f*king wierd.

One of the best. ^ ^

Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: What is it, Snake?
Snake: What is this?
Otacon: ..What is.. What?
Snake: I'm fighting a kid.. But he's actually keeping up with me? What the hell is he doing?
Otacon: That's Lucas, a psychic.
Snake: A.. Psychic? Should I change controller port then?

Probably the best. If not, THE best.

Snake: Naomi! My opponent looks like he's trying to swallow me, but he's not taller than my knee?
Naomi: Thats Kirby, Snake. A rare specimen of an intergalactic warrior.
Snake: Warrior? I feel like I could roast him over a campfire
Naomi: He is rather deceptive, isn't he?
Snake: NAOMI!!!
Naomi: Snake, what is it?
Snake: ...
Naomi: Snake are you there?
Snake: *cough*
Naomi: Snake are you alright?
Snake: I... I think I was just digested...

Not bad, not bad.

Snake: Colonel...
Colonel: What is it, Snake?
S: What can I unlock if I beat the adventure mode?
C: I have no idea...
S: I thought you were in operational control of this mission. I want to unlock my stage!
C: Snake, you have to understand that this is classified information, you need the highest level security clearance to learn the whole story!
S: Liar...
C: Snake....
S: Who else has access to this information? What about secret characters?
C: I...
S: Maybe the boys over at the pentagon know? What about the secretary of defense? How deep does it go??
C: .....
S: Huh! To hell with you!
C: ...Sakurai.
S: Huh?
C: Ask Masahiro Sakurai. He knows more about it than me.
S: Who's Sakurai?
C: I'm sure you'll figure something out.
S: .....

He should check the back of the box for Sakurai's Codec frequency.

Snake: Colonel, I'm facing a princess.
Colonel: Which one?
Snake: She's wearing Pink.
Colonel: They both wear pink, Snake. I need more information.
Snake: She's wearing something on her head. Looks Royal.
Colonel: More information Snake!
Snake: Uh, Long white gloves?
Colonel: More info.
Snake: Blond Hair?
Colonel: More info.
Snake: HOLY HELL! SHE TURNED INTO A MAN!
Colonel: Oh, that's Shiek.
Snake: Hell yeah she's a freak.

Nice.

Snake against Fox
Snake: Colonel, give me information on how to beat this fox guy.
Slippy: Hold A to charge your laser
Peppy: Tap L or R twice to raise your shields
Snake: Er, I think I have the wrong channel

Do a barrel roll!!

and finally Snake against Pikachu
Snake: Mai...Ive enchountered some sort of cave demon....I don't think I am going to make it out here alive.

Snake: Sweet Jesus! Its getting closer!

Crab... C-CRAB BATTLE!!!

I'll think of some. I'll post them later.

 

[Trouble the Cat]

Off topic and I know about half of you at least are not going to listen, but you do realize that the whole "snake wants to eat the non human smashers" thing got old around the second time it was used in this thread? I know that this is just a game and everyone is just messing around, but maybe people could try and be a bit more original?

 

[Hejiru]

Wow, I think "Samus just took off her clothes" is going to be the next popular phrase everyone says, like "over 9000". We're still hearing "Do a barrel roll!" and "I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle."

...All your base! *runs*

 

[Darkurai]

I highly doubt any possibility of Wiggler as a playable character, but I couldn't resist.

Snake: Otacon...what the hell is that?
Otacon: That's a wiggler. Be careful, it can easily run you over.
Snake: What do I do!?
Otacon: Flip it onto its back.
Snake: And then?
Otacon: Attack its weak point for massive damage.

 

[O D I N]

Snake: "Otacon, who is this guy?"
Otacon: "Umm... let's see... description?"
Snake: "I dunno... he's wearing green... has an 'L' on his hat... Looks like a Mario wannabe."
Otacon: "Huh... there's nothing here about him. Must be some poser."

Going off the Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga jokes.

 

[CrenTIScO]

Snake: Colonel!
Colonel: Snake, what is it?
Snake: Who is this guy?
Colonel: Which guy, Snake?
Snake: There's this...guy. He's staring right at me. He's also waving these sticks around.
Colonel: Oh, that's just the player, Snake.
Snake: The...the player?
Colonel: Yes Snake. He controls your every move with those sticks he's waving around.
Snake: Hmmm....
Colonel: Snake?
Snake: Hey player, can you wave those sticks over there and help me cook that Yoshi?
Colonel:...

 

[BuSHiDo]

**BLEEP BLEEP**

Otacon - Snake? Are you ok? Where are you?
Snake - I'm fine Otacon. Why, what's the matter?
Otacon - Well, the next match started and you aren't one of the four combatants.
Snake - Oh, well yeah, I lost.
Otacon - I'm not sure I'm following you, Snake.
Snake - You know... when you lose you have to give the winner a back and thigh massage.
Otacon - Snake... I'm pretty sure that's not how things are done in the Smash world. Who told you that?
Snake - No, I'm pretty sure it's right. This guy Marth won the match I was in, and he said the loser has to meet the winner at the top of Rumble.... Falls... and give him... *shudders* Oooooh God!
Marth - Ita-daki-maaaaas!

END TRANSMISSION

 

[Solharath]

Snake: Colonel, Whose this guy?
Colonel: I can't see what you see, Snake...
S: Fine, He's tall like me, is correctly proportioned like me, wears a helmet.
C: I think that's Captain Falcon. He's an F-Zero racer with incredible Running speed. He might be able to catch Samus.
S: That lucky little....

--

Snake: Otacon, I got a problem. I'm facing a dinosaur.
Otacon: That's Bowser. He's slow and heavy, but he's got some amazing strength. Keep your head about you. Where is he?
Snake: ...I dunno, I can't see him.
Otacon: What? What do you mean, 'You can't see him'?
Snake: I can't.
Otacon: Snake... Get out of the cardboard box.
Snake: NO!

--

-KO-
Otacon: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAKE!
Snake: What?
Otacon: But... Snake? Our communications went out when the KO sounded. We thought you died.
Snake: I did.
Otacon: What?
Snake: I died. But now I'm back.
Otacon: That makes no sense!
Snake: Shut up, you're not here, are you? You don't have to live through this hell over and ov-
-KO-
Otacon: *Waits*
Otacon: Snake? Where are you?
....
Otacon: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAKE!
Snake: God that is so annoying!

-End Transmission-

 

[Crizthakidd]

Snake BE careful.

Marth is in the game too

 

[raphtmarqui]

I wanna see a conversation about Sonic.

 

[Darkurai]

I wanna see a conversation about Sonic.

Then read the topic.

 

[Solharath]

I wanna see a conversation about Sonic.

There already is one, actually. But here is one anyway.

Snake: Colonel, I need help here. I can't see my enemy again - it's moving too fast!
Colonel: That's Sonic, Snake. His strength lies in his speed. He hit the video game community back in '91, and reached world-wide stardom on rivalry to Mario himself. I'm surprised you didn't know about him Snake.
Snake: If I can't see him - how am I supposed to know about him.
Colonel: You crushed his system yourself, Snake.
Snake: ...
Colonel: We need to get you out of there - it's dangerous there.
Snake: Ow! Spinies!