What would Snake do?(WWSD)

[MyBurden]

In this post, post the conversation you think Snake and the Colonel or whoever else would have about another character, similar to those videos in the update. Here I'll start off.

Snake: Hey Colonel...
Colonel: Yes Snake.
S:There is this guy in the background just standing there.
C: Well maybe he's just part of the stage Snake.
S: Well I though that at first too, but he has a damage meter.
C: Hmm.... well try attacking him.
S: Well he just threw a rock or someth- COLONEL!
C:Yes Snake?!
S: A dragon just came out of the rock!
C: Say calm Snake and I'm sure you can beat it.
S: Well it's not that.... I wanted to know how it tastes...

 

[Mini Mic]

Lol that was good, I don't have time right now but I'll try to think of one to post later

 

[Deleted member]

In this post, post the conversation you think Snake and the Colonel or whoever else would have about another character, similar to those videos in the update. Here I'll start off.

Snake: Hey Colonel...
Colonel: Yes Snake.
S:There is this guy in the background just standing there.
C: Well maybe he's just part of the stage Snake.
S: Well I though that at first too, but he has a damage meter.
C: Hmm.... well try attacking him.
S: Well he just threw a rock or someth- COLONEL!
C:Yes Snake?!
S: A dragon just came out of the rock!

C: Are you sure those were ciagrettes you were smoking, Snake?

 

[reelbigfishstix9]

i saw someone else post this and thought it was funny so ill put it here

I can already see his convo with the Colonel about Cpt.Falcon.

Snake: "Colonel, who is he?"

Campbell: "Snake, that is Captain falcon, a great bounty hunter and an F-Zero race car pilot. Watch out for his Falcon Punch, its a slow move, but its devastating.."

Snake:"Colonel...."

Campbell: "Yes Snake?"

Snake: "He's so awesome...."

Campbell: "I know Snake...I know..."

 

[fatmactk]

Awesome quote about C-Falcon

 

[ZeldaFox38]

Man, this would be an awesome forum game. :D

 

[MyBurden]

Man, this would be an awesome forum game. :D

Yep, I thought so too, that's why I started this. I just hope people will play.

 

[SuperAce]

Snake: What the heck is this thing, some type of Rabbit?
Colonel: Actually, it’s a mouse. An electric one called Pikachu.
Snake: Pikachu, electric mouse. You mean one of those stupid pokemons that made an entire generation of gameboy owner’s thumbs fall off.
Colonel: …yes… and it's incredibly dangerous.
Snake: What’s so dangerous about it? I mean if it’s a mouse then we can just send an electric cat after it or something right?
Colonel: I don’t think you can comprehend that that thing can run a good ten million volts of electricity through its cheeks and through your heart.
Snake: It’s kind-a cute. But I guess I get to stab it now.
Colonel: Snake…
Snake: What the. you cute little son of a-
Pikachu: PIKA! (Explosion)
...(End Tranmission)

 

[UltimateShinigami]

C: Snake, be careful, you're up against two opponents here. Those are the Ice Climbers, their tandem attacks add power and their sibling teamwork makes for the perfect offense and defense.
S: ...........I like them odds

 

[Wolfblade]

Snake: Otacon, what was that!?
Otacon: Calm down Snake that's just Sonic.
Snake: Ugh, its moving so fast, I can barely make it out.
Otacon: His speed is his greatest asset Snake, deal with that and you can take him out.
Snake: But what is it?
Otacon: He's a hedgehog Snake.
Snake: Otacon! I need you to be serious for a minute!
Octacon: But Snake...
Snake: No hedgehog could move that fast and its gotta be 4 feet tall.
Otacon: That's what makes him so unique Snake. He's the fastest thing alive so keep your wits about you...
Snake: But he's blue.
Otacon: Yes.
Snake: How can a Hedgehog be blue? Is it a high speed Metal Gear? This doesn't make sense.
Otacon: Weren't you just fighting a talking dinosaur a minute ago?
Snake: Hmmm... good point.
*End Transmission*

 

[blayde_axel]

*Conversation about Pikachu*
Snake: I wouldn't mind getting a taste of that.
Otacon: Snake, why do you always have to eat everything Even if it's alive?
Snake: I... I don't know. Maybe I have...
Both: EATING ISSUES!

 

[pure_awesome]

Snake: What the heck is this thing, some type of Rabbit?
Colonel: Actually, it’s a mouse. An electric one called Pikachu.
Snake: Pikachu, electric mouse. You mean one of those stupid pokemons that made an entire generation of gameboy owner’s thumbs fall off.
Colonel: …yes… and it's incredibly dangerous.
Snake: What’s so dangerous about it? I mean if it’s a mouse then we can just send an electric cat after it or something right?
Colonel: I don’t think you can comprehend that that thing can run a good ten million volts of electricity through its cheeks and through your heart.
Snake: It’s kind-a cute. But I guess I get to stab it now.
Colonel: Snake…
Snake: What the. you cute little son of a-
Pikachu: PIKA! (Explosion)
...(End Tranmission)

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?!?

New one:

Snake: Colonel, you've got to be kidding me with this one.
Campbell: Snake? What is it?
Snake: I know you said I'd be fighting some wierd stuff, but this is ridiculous.
Campbell: Why, Snake? What's going on?
Snake: As if the talking dinosaur and the electric mouse weren't enough...
Campbell: Snake, what on earth are you going on about?
Snake: I'm fighting myself.
Campbell: ...What?
Snake: I'm fighting myself.
Campbell: Metaphorically?
Snake: No. Literally. He's on the other edge of the arena. It looks like he's talking to another Colonel Campbell. He's wearing red for some reason. Have I ever worn red?
Campbell: Not that I can remember, Snake... can you hear what he's saying?
Snake: I think he's saying the exact same things that I'm saying.
Campbell: Looks like you'll need to take him down, Snake. Remember, his weaknesses will be yours. If he's really you, then you'll have to think up a strategy that you yourself wouldn't be able to think of.
Snake: ...this place is so f*king wierd.

 

[:034:]

Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: What is it, Snake?
Snake: What is this?
Otacon: ..What is.. What?
Snake: I'm fighting a kid.. But he's actually keeping up with me? What the hell is he doing?
Otacon: That's Lucas, a psychic.
Snake: A.. Psychic? I don't believe in that stuff, Otacon.
Otacon: Believing it doesn't matter now - you need to try to get close and attack him in close range.
Snake: I can't just fight a kid!
Otacon: Even though the kid is beating you up?
Snake: ....
*end of transmission*

 

[DragoonFenix15]

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?!?

New one:

Snake: Colonel, you've got to be kidding me with this one.
Campbell: Snake? What is it?
Snake: I know you said I'd be fighting some wierd stuff, but this is ridiculous.
Campbell: Why, Snake? What's going on?
Snake: As if the talking dinosaur and the electric mouse weren't enough...
Campbell: Snake, what on earth are you going on about?
Snake: I'm fighting myself.
Campbell: ...What?
Snake: I'm fighting myself.
Campbell: Metaphorically?
Snake: No. Literally. He's on the other edge of the arena. It looks like he's talking to another Colonel Campbell. He's wearing red for some reason. Have I ever worn red?
Campbell: Not that I can remember, Snake... can you hear what he's saying?
Snake: I think he's saying the exact same things that I'm saying.
Campbell: Looks like you'll need to take him down, Snake. Remember, his weaknesses will be yours. If he's really you, then you'll have to think up a strategy that you yourself wouldn't be able to think of.
Snake: ...this place is so f*king wierd.

Beautiful. XD I can see him saying pretty much all of this.

I said this one to a friend over AIM..

"Otacon! I think I've found a pink Yoshi. Is that some kind of rare breed?"

"No, Snake. That's Birdo!"

"..BIRDO? A... a female Yoshi? Finally?"

"Um... Snake. Actually, I think Birdo is also a 'he' "

"... What the hell is it with these Nintendo characters?!?!"

 

[Dave the Perspicacious]

Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: What is it, Snake?
Snake: What is this?
Otacon: ..What is.. What?
Snake: I'm fighting a kid.. But he's actually keeping up with me? What the hell is he doing?
Otacon: That's Lucas, a psychic.
Snake: A.. Psychic? I don't believe in that stuff, Otacon.
Otacon: Believing it doesn't matter now - you need to try to get close and attack him in close range.
Snake: I can't just fight a kid!
Otacon: Even though the kid is beating you up?
Snake: ....
*end of transmission*

How about:

Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: What is it, Snake?
Snake: What is this?
Otacon: ..What is.. What?
Snake: I'm fighting a kid.. But he's actually keeping up with me? What the hell is he doing?
Otacon: That's Lucas, a psychic.
Snake: A.. Psychic? Should I change controller port then?



Dave

 

[Wolfblade]

How about:

Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: What is it, Snake?
Snake: What is this?
Otacon: ..What is.. What?
Snake: I'm fighting a kid.. But he's actually keeping up with me? What the hell is he doing?
Otacon: That's Lucas, a psychic.
Snake: A.. Psychic? Should I change controller port then?



Dave

That was brilliant. Kudos to you.

 

[Al Calnos]

Bah, a couple have already done Pikachu... but here it is!

Snake: Octacon, what is this...rat thing..
Octacon: Thats a Pikachu, Snake, an Electric-type Pokemon. It may seem cute, but it can pack a punch. However, its very vulnerable to Ground-type moves.
Snake: What? So you want me to throw a rock at it or something?
Octacon: No no, Snake you're not in the Safari zone so you can use Pokemon here, what do you have?
Snake: Uh... I don't know, I just found this red and white round thing, but I can't see inside of it.
Octacon: Thats a Pokeball Snake...just throw it, maybe it'll be Groudon or something...
Snake: Alright... Octacon! A fish came out of it! Will that work? Is this Groudon??
Octacon: ....oh boy...

 

[UsernameLink]

Snake: A.. Psychic? Should I change controller port then?

that was great win!

 

[Shritistrang]

(Against Peach)

Snake: Mei-Ling...

Mei-Ling: What is it, Snake?

S: I can't fight her! She's a woman!

M: Are you saying women are weak, Snake?

S: No, but... you wouldn't want me to beat YOU up, would you?

M: (teasingly) Maybe we can talk about it...

S: Um, maybe later... but I mean, she hasn't even got a weapon... she's fighting in a DRESS! And she also looks kinda weak...

Peach: WHAT WAS THAT? (pulls out baseball bat, hits Snake, he flies away)

HOMERUN!

M: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAKE!

 

[THEmSHAKE]

Snake: Otocon....who is this guy? He looks like he's from another time with his sword and clothing.
Otocon: His name is Link and thats no ordinary sword. Its the master sword, also called the blade of evil's bane.
Snake: Blade of evil's bane, huh? Well, I may have done somethings I'm not proud of, but that would hardly classify me as evil. Guess I`ve got nothing to worry about then.
Otocon: Careful Snake. Like you, he still has a array of weapons at his disposal. A boomerang, bombs, a bow and arrow, and who knows what else.
Snake: Doesn't say much does he? I like his style.

 

[Phaazoid]

god, these are hilarious. someone should do one about him wondering what bowser tastes like.

 

[Gamingboy]

Snake: Otacon, what the hell is this... this bratty kid keeps throwing out these animals at me! Why can't I just blow him up and eat his animals!

Otacon: Those are pokemon... he's their trainer. You can't actually fight the trainer... it's against the rules!

Snake: Rules? What rules! This is war! I'm getting whipped with vines, dammit!

Otacon: Ugh.... sorry about that.

 

[Kor]

Snake: Naomi! My opponent looks like he's trying to swallow me, but he's not taller than my knee?
Naomi: Thats Kirby, Snake. A rare specimen of an intergalactic warrior.
Snake: Warrior? I feel like I could roast him over a campfire
Naomi: He is rather deceptive, isn't he?
Snake: NAOMI!!!
Naomi: Snake, what is it?
Snake: ...
Naomi: Snake are you there?
Snake: *cough*
Naomi: Snake are you alright?
Snake: I... I think I was just digested...

 

[iMichael]

How about:

Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: What is it, Snake?
Snake: What is this?
Otacon: ..What is.. What?
Snake: I'm fighting a kid.. But he's actually keeping up with me? What the hell is he doing?
Otacon: That's Lucas, a psychic.
Snake: A.. Psychic? Should I change controller port then?



Dave

hahaha nice one....true Snake fans only get this....lol

major props

 

[kin3tic-c4jun-3]

Some funny ones so far lol...

Snake: Colonel...
Colonel: What is it, Snake?
S: What can I unlock if I beat the adventure mode?
C: I have no idea...
S: I thought you were in operational control of this mission. I want to unlock my stage!
C: Snake, you have to understand that this is classified information, you need the highest level security clearance to learn the whole story!
S: Liar...
C: Snake....
S: Who else has access to this information? What about secret characters?
C: I...
S: Maybe the boys over at the pentagon know? What about the secretary of defense? How deep does it go??
C: .....
S: Huh! To hell with you!
C: ...Sakurai.
S: Huh?
C: Ask Masahiro Sakurai. He knows more about it than me.
S: Who's Sakurai?
C: I'm sure you'll figure something out.
S: .....

 

[Gamingboy]

Snake: Tell me, Otacon, would eating a anthromorphic Fox be cannibalism?

Otacon: ....

 

[Darkurai]

Snake: Otacon, there's this guy who's not doing anything.
Otacon: Maybe he's not here to fight.
Snake: Wait, he's throwing a ball. It's-HOLY CRAP!
Otacon: What!?
Snake: A turtle came out!
Otacon: Snake, that guy's the Pokémon Trainer. He can switch between his Pokémon in battle. After a while his Pokémon will get weaker. Use that to your advantage.
Snake: Two against one, huh? I like those odds.
Otacon: Actually, he has three Pokémon.
Snake: ...I LIKE those odds.

 

[Chidosengan]

Snake: Colonel! I'm fighting this monster with a spiked shell!
Colonel: That must be Bowser. He is Mario arch nemesis. He is a very dangerous enemy, be careful.
Snake: What is he supposed to be exactly?
Colonel: He is a koopa.
Snake: No, I mean specie wise.
Colonel: Well, evidently he is a turtle.
Snake: But he breaths fire! Turtles don't breath fire.
Colonel: .....Um... Just take advantage of his slow movements to take him down. And be careful when he transforms.
Snake: He can transform too?

 

[Al Calnos]

Mei Ling: Careful Snake, Samus Aran's arm cannon houses a variety of different weapons.
Snake: You're telling me. Energy beams, homing missiles, flamethrower, the works. This guy is really tough.
Mei Ling: Uh, Snake...
Snake: WOAH! This guy is unreal! He just turned into a ball and planting little bombs around the place!
Mei Ling: Snake!
Snake: What tha? Looks like he's charging some kind of super laser.
Mei Ling: Thats the Zero Laser, watch out! Samus is a-
*BOOM*
....
Snake: Wow, that was a close ca-...
Mei Ling: ...*sigh* Samus is a woman
Snake: ...Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!

 

[prettymanfairy]

Snake: Otacon, there's an asian preteen throwing red and white balls. And a large red dragon type thing came out.

Otacon: Thats Pokemon Trainer, and he summoned his Charizard. He has two other Pokemon at his disposal so use extreme caution when fighting them.

Snake: Well...couldn't I just attack him?

Otacon: Well I suppose you could, but he's in the backround....and I'm not sure that would be kosher.

Snake:........

Otacon: Snake what are you doing?

Pokemon Trainer: Ah! Put me down! Lunch money is in the left pocket!

End Transmission.

 

[SonicZeroX]

Snake: What is that thing?
Otacon: That is a Mudkip. I herd you leik it.
Snake: =D I LUV IT

 

[Zantetsu]

Snake: What is that thing?
Otacon: That is a Mudkip. I herd you leik it.
Snake: =D I LUV IT

Sadly i would edit the text but photoshop is being a meany and its typing all letters in caps when i don't even have the caps lock on >=(

 

[Brockman5]

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?!?

New one:

Snake: Colonel, you've got to be kidding me with this one.
Campbell: Snake? What is it?
Snake: I know you said I'd be fighting some wierd stuff, but this is ridiculous.
Campbell: Why, Snake? What's going on?
Snake: As if the talking dinosaur and the electric mouse weren't enough...
Campbell: Snake, what on earth are you going on about?
Snake: I'm fighting myself.
Campbell: ...What?
Snake: I'm fighting myself.
Campbell: Metaphorically?
Snake: No. Literally. He's on the other edge of the arena. It looks like he's talking to another Colonel Campbell. He's wearing red for some reason. Have I ever worn red?
Campbell: Not that I can remember, Snake... can you hear what he's saying?
Snake: I think he's saying the exact same things that I'm saying.
Campbell: Looks like you'll need to take him down, Snake. Remember, his weaknesses will be yours. If he's really you, then you'll have to think up a strategy that you yourself wouldn't be able to think of.
Snake: ...this place is so f*king wierd.

I just LOVE this one....good work :D

 

[MyBurden]

^^ Agreed, I can just picture him saying that.

 

[Toesrus]

S: Otacon! What is that!
O: What?
S: That thing! It looks like a boy with wings! And his clothes! He must be greek.
O: That's Pit, basically, he is an angel.
S: ... If he is an angel, why does he want to fight me?
O: Beats me.
S: That blade! It shoots arrows! I want one.
O: ...
S: If he is an angel, how can I fight back?
O: JUST HIT HIM, IT IS A GAME. THEY MADE IT SO THAT YOU CAN HURT HIM!
S: A game? That answers a ton of questions.. Wait, if it is a game then how did I get here?
O: They made the game with you in it.
S: If they made the game with me in it, how come I was invited?
O: Because they made it like that..
S: But I have done so much before this game even came out.
O: You're serious? Have you heard of something called the Metal Gear Solid series?
S: huh?
O: Idiot.

**END TRANSMISSION**

 

[Solharath]

Snake: Colonel, I'm facing a princess.
Colonel: Which one?
Snake: She's wearing Pink.
Colonel: They both wear pink, Snake. I need more information.
Snake: She's wearing something on her head. Looks Royal.
Colonel: More information Snake!
Snake: Uh, Long white gloves?
Colonel: More info.
Snake: Blond Hair?
Colonel: More info.
Snake: HOLY HELL! SHE TURNED INTO A MAN!
Colonel: Oh, that's Shiek.
Snake: Hell yeah she's a freak.

 

[SonicMario]

I'm surprised no one has done Ridley. Any ideas =D

 

[Gamingboy]

Snake: Mei Ling, I'm fighting some type of princess... has some type of geometric pattern on the front... three squares.

Mei Ling: It's probably Zelda. She's the Princess of Hyrule. She wields powerful magic and may or may not be the strange ninja-like warrior, Sheik.

Snake: I don't believe in Magic.

Mei Ling: You've just fought an Angel, an electric mouse, a puff-ball that ate you and a psychic... and you don't believe in Magic?

Snake: Nope. I believe in... OUCH... what the- is that a ninj---


Mei Ling: Snake? Snake?

END TRANSMISSION.

 

[Toesrus]

S: Colonel, I've seen some strange things in this game, so I am asking you what that little pink puffball is.
C: Thats kirby.
S: I already saw kirby, this puffball has ears and is a lighter color.
C: That would be Jigglypuff, Snake.
S: What a dumb name, I bet it tastes horrible.
C: I bet it does.
S: Hey its coming over.
S: Haha, it fell asle-- *BOOM*
C: Duuuuuuuude...

 

[Mini Mic]

Snake: What the hell?! Mei Ling, this blue haired buy is a freak. I just kicked him and
he didn't even flinch!

Mei Ling: That's Ike, Snake, he's a heavy weight character so he doesn't always flinch
when he's attacked.

Snake: This wouldn't have been a problem if they let me use my gun...

Mei Ling: Just keep at it Snake, the more you attack him the farther he flies.

Snake: How does that work?

Mei Ling: I don't know but it's worth a try Snake.

Snake: Fine, oh by the way, before I go... I was wondering what weight I was...

Mei Ling: You're a heavy weight too Snake.

Snake: ... It's all the equipment...

Mei Ling: Sure Snake...

*END TRANSMISSION*