What would Snake do?(WWSD)

[CrenTIScO]

Snake: Colonel- what is this?
Colonel: That's your last post. It has reached the length limit of the page, so it will be the last post on the page and no one will ever see it, making your creativity all for naught.

*sigh*

 

[Goopygoo]

Snake: Colonel.. there's a cat here...
Colonel: Oh, you mean Fox. Be careful, he has a blaster which will c-
S: No, this a different cat.
C: Meaning?
S:Well... It seems to have... bad grammar.
C:...
S: It keeps asking if it "can has cheezburger". Should I give him one?
C:... Uh.. You can... Um...
S: Now there's more- They have names now- Longcat, Ceiling Cat, Endcat...
C:Snake... endcat.... SNAKE GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE! YOU N-
S:Endcat is.... dividing by zero...what t-
C: SNAKE! LISTEN TO ME! GET O-
Announcer: GAME!

This is one of my favorites. XD

Snake: Otacon, what's this pink ball-thing?
Otacon: Oh, that's Kirby. He first appeared in Kirby's Dreamland on the NES, and has since starred in many sequels.
S: He's opening his mouth...really widely...
O: Get out of there, now!
S: ...
O: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!
S: Ugh, I just got swallowed and spit out...
O: That's his power, Snake. He sucks opponents up and steals their power.
S: I can't defeat him! Quick, send me a monster to clobba' dat dere Kirbeh!

 

[Chi's Finest]

This is one of my favorites. XD

Snake: Otacon, what's this pink ball-thing?
Otacon: Oh, that's Kirby. He first appeared in Kirby's Dreamland on the NES, and has since starred in many sequels.
S: He's opening his mouth...really widely...
O: Get out of there, now!
S: ...
O: Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!
S: Ugh, I just got swallowed and spit out...
O: That's his power, Snake. He sucks opponents up and steals their power.
S: I can't defeat him! Quick, send me a monster to clobba' dat dere Kirbeh!

"Thats what we do best at N-N-E."

"Ya gotta get with a money-back guaranteeeee!"

 

[New Folder]

Colonel: Snake, you there?
Snake Kirby: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

 

[Magnacor]

"Thats what we do best at N-N-E."

"Ya gotta get with a money-back guaranteeeee!"

I was going to do that. I loved that show.

 

[Sun-Wukong]

Snake: Otacon, guess what?
Otacon: What?
Snake: Chiken Butt!
Otacon: ...
Snake: Come on, have a sense of humor.
Otacon: No.
Snake: Fine, then guess why.
Otacon: *sigh* Chicken Thigh.
Snake: ...Spoil Sport
-==End Transmission==-

 

[Tpoto]

Snake: Colonel! I'm fighting a dude with a halo!
Colonel: ITS JESUS! HE CAN WALK ON WATER! ABORT MISSION!
Snake: That Jesus guy would make a good wavedasher! (PUNNY!) But no, this guy has wings, and a bow!
Colonel: Oh, that Pit, from the retro game, Kid Icarus. He's an Angel!
Snake:...An angel...doesn't that mean he's dead?
Colonel: I suppose...
Snake: So, I'm trying to kill something that's already dead?...
Colonel:...
END OF TRANSIMISSION

 

[TheJalapeno]

Snake: So let me get this straight. I have to beat this kid up
Colonel: Well....Yes...
Snake: It's just a kid. And his hair.
Colonel: What about his hair?
Snake: Nothing, but back to the topic. A kid?
Colonel: Does he look dangerous?
Snake: Not really- WOAH, he just grabbed something
Colonel: IS IT DANGEROUS? TAKE HIM OUT!
Snake:....Uh, no. He's just kind of glowing now.
Colonel: Wait a minute was it floating around? SNAKE GET OUT OF THERE!
*In the background*: P...K... STARRRRRRRRSTORRRRRRRRRM!

-End Transmission-

 

[FallenAngelPit]

pokemon one with some... alterations...
S: hey, thats captain falcon. dosent he want to be the very best?
O: yes. like no one ever was.
S: to punch them is his real test?
O:yeh, and to knee them is his cause.
S: will he travel across the land?
O: yes, kicking far and wide.
S: so theres f-zero racers to understand...
O: the power thats inside. correct.
S: hes gotta punch 'em all?
O: and use his uber knee.
S: wait, to punch is his destiny!?
O: yeh, no wonder no ones his freind.
S: well, hes in a world he must defend.
O: go ahead and show him your moves.
S: yeh, but his knee might kill me too...
O: huh. well, he kneed me, so make sure he dosen't knee you.
S: well he has his falcon punch...
O: and hes gotta smash 'em all...
S: gotta smash 'em all...
O: and make sure to watch out for his...
S & O: FALCON PUNCH!!!

 

[Sun-Wukong]

pokemon one with some... alterations...
S: hey, thats captain falcon. dosent he want to be the very best?
O: yes. like no one ever was.
S: to punch them is his real test?
O:yeh, and to knee them is his cause.
S: will he travel across the land?
O: yes, kicking far and wide.
S: so theres f-zero racers to understand...
O: the power thats inside. correct.
S: hes gotta punch 'em all?
O: and use his uber knee.
S: wait, to punch is his destiny!?
O: yeh, no wonder no ones his freind.
S: well, hes in a world he must defend.
O: go ahead and show him your moves.
S: yeh, but his knee might kill me too...
O: huh. well, he kneed me, so make sure he dosen't knee you.
S: well he has his falcon punch...
O: and hes gotta smash 'em all...
S: gotta smash 'em all...
O: and make sure to watch out for his...
S & O: FALCON PUNCH!!!

Epic, truly epic.

 

[Unknownlight]

pokemon one with some... alterations...
S: hey, thats captain falcon. dosent he want to be the very best?
O: yes. like no one ever was.
S: to punch them is his real test?
O:yeh, and to knee them is his cause.
S: will he travel across the land?
O: yes, kicking far and wide.
S: so theres f-zero racers to understand...
O: the power thats inside. correct.
S: hes gotta punch 'em all?
O: and use his uber knee.
S: wait, to punch is his destiny!?
O: yeh, no wonder no ones his freind.
S: well, hes in a world he must defend.
O: go ahead and show him your moves.
S: yeh, but his knee might kill me too...
O: huh. well, he kneed me, so make sure he dosen't knee you.
S: well he has his falcon punch...
O: and hes gotta smash 'em all...
S: gotta smash 'em all...
O: and make sure to watch out for his...
S & O: FALCON PUNCH!!!

Hooray for double references to both the second-best WWSD and SMYN!

I love this thread.

 

[pirkid]

pokemon one with some... alterations...
S: hey, thats captain falcon. dosent he want to be the very best?
O: yes. like no one ever was.
S: to punch them is his real test?
O:yeh, and to knee them is his cause.
S: will he travel across the land?
O: yes, kicking far and wide.
S: so theres f-zero racers to understand...
O: the power thats inside. correct.
S: hes gotta punch 'em all?
O: and use his uber knee.
S: wait, to punch is his destiny!?
O: yeh, no wonder no ones his freind.
S: well, hes in a world he must defend.
O: go ahead and show him your moves.
S: yeh, but his knee might kill me too...
O: huh. well, he kneed me, so make sure he dosen't knee you.
S: well he has his falcon punch...
O: and hes gotta smash 'em all...
S: gotta smash 'em all...
O: and make sure to watch out for his...
S & O: FALCON PUNCH!!!

I wish I could sig-quote that.

 

[Mario77]

So many, "If Pits an angel, then he is already dead!"... Angels arnt even dead...

 

[supa*]

Ooh, nice! I'l give it a try .

Colonel: Snake?

Snake: Colonel, where is everyone?

Colonel: I'm not sure, but our radar shows some movement coming your wa--

*Enter codec interference* *Corneria music starts*

Fox: All aircraft report.

Snake: Who the h*ell is that?

Falco: Activating G-diffusers.

Colonel: They must be using the same frequenc--

Peppy: You're becomming more like your father.

Snake: SWEET JESUS! Colonel, there's an armada of starships overhead!

Fox: Preperations complete, sorry guys, but I gotta jet.

*Enter dramatic music*

Wolf: Can't let you do that, Starfox.

Colonel: Just stay in that box, Snake...

Peppy: Use the boost to get through!

Falco: Too late.

Fox: Hang on guys, things are about to get ugly.

*Snake witnesses horrible dogfight, everyone dies*

GAME SET



Or, this is if Crabby gets in as a Pokeball...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A&feature=related

 

[InvincibleAgent]

Nice one, supa! lols

 

[G-X]

(ring ring)

Snake: Colonel, what is this? That guy looks just like me!
Colonel: You'll have to fight Solid Snake.
Snake: What? How is that possible?
Colonel: It couldn't possibly be THE Solid Snake...
Snake: ...
Colonel: One more thing, Snake. Your codename for this mission will be "Raiden."

END TRANSMISSION

 

[SurooshX]

Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: What is it, Snake?
Snake: What is this?
Otacon: ..What is.. What?
Snake: I'm fighting a kid.. But he's actually keeping up with me? What the hell is he doing?
Otacon: That's Lucas, a psychic.
Snake: A.. Psychic? I don't believe in that stuff, Otacon.
Otacon: Believing it doesn't matter now - you need to try to get close and attack him in close range.
Snake: I can't just fight a kid!
Otacon: Even though the kid is beating you up?
Snake: ....
*end of transmission*

not to be a downer, but that wouldn't work seeing as how Snake has already went up against a psychic...sorry...

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Campbell: Looks like you'll need to take him down, Snake. Remember, his weaknesses will be yours. If he's really you, then you'll have to think up a strategy that you yourself wouldn't be able to think of.

Snake: If I know me, he won't like being kicked in the crotch!

 

[Wizard99]

Colonel: Snake you will be fighting 2 opponents called the ice climbers.
Snake: Your kidding right? They're 2 feet tall.
Colonel: Be careful, they can freeze you with there Ice Breath and seem to be from Canada.
Snake: What are you talking abou...
Ice Climber's Down B: AYYYYY
Colonel: Snake?, Snake!?

 

[XACE-K]

Snake:Colonel, do you believe in prophets? Colonel:Why are you asking? S:Well there are all these people saying that these characters are playable or not. C:Well I don't believe in them. S:Good because this one was scary. C:What did it have? S:It had Plusle and Minun and a guy called Jajamura but get this NO RIDLEY!Colonelrepare the guns Snake,It's killing time.

 

[Flaming Dragon Wang]

What would Snake do?

OH MY GOD! SNAKE! WHAT THE HELL!

 

[Cheezball]

S: Holy S**T what is this thing?
C: Its Yoshi, a dinosaur.
S: A dinosaur ya say? Where are his brothers and sisters? Isn't he extinct?
C: Yes. He has brothers and sisters, and no, he is not extinct.
S:WHAT THE F*** AHH..He...e..!..!
C: Snake what happened?
S: My back! My neck! Where the h**l am I???
C: You are in an egg, try and break out as fast as possible.
S: Does that mean I am a baby Yoshi now?
C: ...
S: Holy S**T he just threw a fri***n egg at me!
C: Snake, try and beat him as fast as you can.
S: But me Yoshi now. I no snake.
C: You know what? S***w you Yoshi, or snake, or whatever the H**l you are.

---End transmission---

 

[Flaming Dragon Wang]

SWEET JESUS!

 

[Norm]

Snake you'll need a PSG-1

 

[Flaming Dragon Wang]

Snake, what the hell are you...oh son of a *itch.

 

[blerb]

How about:

Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: What is it, Snake?
Snake: What is this?
Otacon: ..What is.. What?
Snake: I'm fighting a kid.. But he's actually keeping up with me? What the hell is he doing?
Otacon: That's Lucas, a psychic.
Snake: A.. Psychic? Should I change controller port then?



Dave

that was the best one.

edit: I bet you anything Wizard99 is from Texas :\

 

[Flaming Dragon Wang]

Any other of you f*ckers want to try to eat me?

In case you're wondering, he punched Wario's stomach. Really hard.

 

[Flaming Dragon Wang]

First Snake took out Fox with a harpoon, now he's going to do god knows what to Kirby. Who the hell let Snake bring these weapons to Super Smash Bros?

 

[Mewruler]

Snake: Otacon

Otacon: what is it snake?

Snake: Whats that blue blur that keeps wiggling it's finger?


Otacon: Thats sonic, faster then anyone.

Snake: But I thought Flash is the fastest, isn't he?

Otacon: You have no time to ponder such questions, Snake, as Sonic has just grabbed a smash ball,and turned yel...

Snake: It's evolving...what is it gonna turn into...maybe another yellow electric rat for me to chow down on.

Otacon: Snake....Snaaaaaaaaake.......Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

Snake: It turned into a snake??????*runs*

 

[Banjodorf]

Snake: Otacon, a spaceship just landed, and this 2-foot tall astronaut is getting out...followed by a bunch of flying, multicolored...onions?

Otacon: Snake, thats Captain olimar and his Pikmin. Olimar is from the planet Hocotate, the Pikmin are from...well I really dont know, but be careful.

Snake: The pikmin all scattered, and theyre picking up random trash and carrying it to the ship...thats wierd..

snake: hah the little spaceman is whistling... the Pikmin came back to him, isnt that cute?

Otacaon :Snake, be very careful, hes probably giving them attack orders, he hasnt seen you yet has he?

Snake: I have no clue..wait, he pointed at me... the Pikmin, theyre surrounding me! What do I do? I cant eat them all!!

Snake: They grabbed me! and theyre taking me back to one of the onions!!

Otacon: Snake! Wriggle free! Snake? Snake?? Snaaaaaake!!!!

 

[G-X]

Samus! Mei Ling took her clothes off!

Classic...

 

[Kasek]

Snake: Mei Ling, who's this robot guy?
Mei Ling: That's Samus, andhe is actually a she.
Snake: Hard to tell with that suit on.
Mei Ling: Watch out for her arm cannon.
Snake: Gee, I would've NEVER thought of that...
Mei Ling: You want my advice or not?
Snake: Depends on whether or not she's got any secret weapons up that arm cannon of hers.
Mei Ling: Well, she's got plasma shots...
Snake: And I couldn't bring my guns why?
Mei Ling: a-HEM?
Snake: Sorry...
Mei Ling: She can charge up her plasma shots, but it takes a while, and she can't move while she's doing it. That's your chance to strike.
Snake: Strike? With WHAT? That suit looks powerful.
Mei Ling: It's more of a performance enhancer than anything, though since it IS armor, it slows her down consideraly.
Snake: Uh huh...
Mei Ling: I also suggest you watch out for her missiles and bombs.
Snake: She gets those AND a gun?
Mei Ling: Give me one good reason why I should keep talking.
Snake: You want me to stay alive?
Mei Ling: It's not POSSIBLE to die here.
Snake: ...you want me to win?
Mei Ling: Not if you keep interrupting me.
Snake: ...it's your JOB?
Mei Ling: *sigh* Fine. Make sure to dodge her grapple beam, not only does it allow her to grab at you from a distance, but she can use it to grab ledges should she fall off.
Snake: Now that's just not fair....

 

[WarxePB]

S: Colonel, who is this guy with the red helmet?
C: That's Captain Falcon. He's a racer in the F-Zero Grand Prix.
S: This should be easy. Everyone knows that pilots can't fight.
C: Be careful, Snake. He's also a highly skilled bounty hunter.
S: He just asked me to show him my moves. Is he gay or something?
C: He's more manly than you and Chuck Norris combined.
S: Now you're just insulting me.
*FALCON-*
C: What was that? Snake?
Falcon: YES!
C: Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

 

[Flaming Dragon Wang]

Zombie Bowser for the f*cking win.

 

[smashbot226]

S: Colonel! I'm trapped!!!

C: What is it Snake?!?

S: I... can't... MOVE!

C: Why not?!?

S: I... don't know... I JUST CAN'T!!!

C: Calm down Snake, I'll get Otacon over the line!!!

*Shuffling*

O: Snake? Where are you?

S: I... I don't know. It's black everywhere and I'm on top of some sort of pedestal...

O: Oh no...

S: What the... OH MY GOD, THERE ARE CLONES OF ME!!!

O: Snake! Listen very closely...

S: JESUS! There's a large block of text to my left! No, my right! AAGH! I'm rotating and flipping every which way!!!

O: Snake, I;ve got bad news. You're a trophy.

S: What?

O: Yes, you're a trophy.

S: Well, how do I get out of this situation?

O: Hang on, I'll find a way, just hang tight.

*Mutters about replacements and Samus and Cpt. Falcon*

O: Well Snake, we've decided that you should retire!

S: WHAT?!?

O: Yep, we thought you were getting too old.

S: CAN YOU AT LEAST GET ME OUT OF----

*End Transmission*

S: Mei Ling, where am I?

M: Details, please?

S: Well. it's gray in the background and I'm standing on a giant black block saying Now Entering Peach.

M: Oh, you're in PictoChat.

S: Picto what?

M: It's a special battle area. Do you see anything.

S: No, just me eating Peach- I mean Diddy- I mean an... apple, and-

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! I'M SUDDENLY STANDING ON A BLACK HAND!

M: Occasionally, the stage shifts and more things are drawn, for instance, if a fire is drawn, then don't touch it, or you'll be burned.

S: Well, that's great. Wait, now there's a rain cloud.

M: It should rain then. Maybe if you touch it, you'll be electrocuted.

S: THAT'S SO ****ED DISGUSTING!!!

M: What?!?

S: Somebody drew a p*n*s!

M: I... have no idea what it does...

S: Whatever the case, Marth is REALLY on it.

*End Transmission*

S:Otacon!

O: Snake?

S: This may get more rough, because I'm facing two foes at once!

O: Those are Ice Climbers, Snake. As you can see, they have hammers, and they use them with deadly efficiency.

S: Hammers, eh? I wonder if I can eat them...

O: Now... now is NOT the time, Snake. Listen, the Ice Climbers are fully equipped for any spelunking adventure and any battle. It's able to shoot small icicles that freeze on impact. It can also...

S: GRAAA-

O: Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAA-

S: STFU NOOB! I'm here!

O: *Sh*t Thank god!

S: Well, they just blew icy winds from their palms!

O: Right, and one more thing...

S: JESUS THE WHOLE STAGE IS AN ICICLE!

O: Right, I really hope you brought skis, because the icicle can REALLY hinder your movement skills.

S: Great, now how am I... oh no.

O: What?

S: IT'S THE TITANIC!!!

O: YOU MUST RECOVER!!!

*End Transmission*

 

[Nibwoddle]

I already posted this in Funny Pics, but...

SNAKE SKIT 1


Snake: Otacon, Samus took her clothes off!

Otacon: That's right Snake, when Samus uses her Zero Laser, all her armour falls off.


Sanke: Otacon, Samus took her clothes off again!

Otacon: ...


SNAKE SKIT 2



Snake: Otacon, Samus took her clothes off!

Otacon: That's right Snake, when Samus uses her Zero Laser-...

Snake: Oh wait, that's MARIO! OH GOD, NOT WHAT I WANT TO SEE!

 

[FireJumpPunch]

Alright, I'll try one.

Snake: Who's that fellow in green? He looks like Mario.
Colonel: That's Luigi. He's Mario's brother.
Snake: He sure does look a lot weaker than his brother.
Colonel: Be careful Snake, don't underestimate him. He can release green fire from his hands.
Snake: Green fire? You didn't tell me Luigi was bringing a secret weapon, colonel!
*Luigi interrupts*
Luigi: That's Mama Luigi to you, Snake!

Yes, I know; it's very lame. Cookies to those who get the reference.

 

[XACE-K]

Alright, I'll try one.

Snake: Who's that fellow in green? He looks like Mario.
Colonel: That's Luigi. He's Mario's brother.
Snake: He sure does look a lot weaker than his brother.
Colonel: Be careful Snake, don't underestimate him. He can release green fire from his hands.
Snake: Green fire? You didn't tell me Luigi was bringing a secret weapon, colonel!
*Luigi interrupts*
Luigi: That's Mama Luigi to you, Snake!

Yes, I know; it's very lame. Cookies to those who get the reference.

Super Mario World the TV show.

 

[Kasek]

Some character speculation on Luigi in here, sorry if it's not funny. ^_^;;;

Snake: Colonel, who's this green guy?
Colonel: Apparently, he's Luigi, Mario's brother.
Snake: Never heard of him.
Colonel: That's his life story. He's almost always played second fiddle to Mario. It wasn't until the Gamecube game Luigi's Mansion what he got a real starring role. Speaking of, watch out for Luigi's vacuum- it can suck in projectiles, and then spit them back out.
Snake: That's.... different.
Colonel: Other than that, he's mostly like Mario. You know, fireballs and jumping power, though Luigi's a better jumper. However, Luigi does have the ability to use HIMSELF as a missile. If you don't watch out, you'll be a goner.
Snake: Dodging missiles has been part of my job before. I can take this guy.
Colonel: But can you dodge lightning?
Snake: ?
Colonel: While Luigi does have the ability to throw fireballs like Mario does, he's also capable of creating a massive lightning bolt to send at his opponents. It's not as wide as Mario's Mario Finale, but it's a lot faster. If he grabs a Smash Ball, do NOT stay within line of sight.
Snake: Got it. Over and out.

 

[smashbot226]

S: Mei Ling, I'm fighting some sort of puppet.

M: I think that's Geno, but how did he get there?

S: IDK. Maybe he flew.

M: No, I mean, how the heck did he get into the game?

********************

O: Hey Snake, checking up on your progress. How ya doing?

S: Fine and all, except this pink sphere person is in my way...

O: Oh, that's Sukapon, Snake. It starred in Nintendo's first fighting game, so expect a challenge.

S: Why? Is he a veteran in close quarters?

O: Well, that and he can stretch his limbs to attack foes from afar.

S: Really? Luckily, I have this rocket launcher...

*BOOM!*

S: Wait, he dodged it!

O: Wait, it looks more like it was cut in half...

S: By who? Oh wait, it must be this swordsman guy!

O: That's Takamaru. He's a Japanese samurai that also knows magic and...

S: Wait, I have a partner too!

O: I was about to say they were ganging up on you, so it's good to hear it! Who's your partner?

S: It's this weird cat like thing, with a purple tail. It looks tough!

O: That's... Mewtwo...

S: Alright! Here he goes! He's charging up something black! And... it missed... Boy this guy sucks!

O: You may as well leave them to fight...