What would Snake do?(WWSD)

[Yaya]

Ignore, lousy computer.

 

[Yaya]

Snake: Samus! Mei Ling took her clothes off!

 

[Mega-Ridley-Knight-Man]

Snake: Hey... Colonel.
Colonel: What Snake?
Snake: Guess what.
Colonel: What?
Snake: No guess.
Colonel: How am I supposed to guess what your doing?
Snake: I dunno just guess.
Colonel: Um... your fighting Mario?
Snake: No.
Colonel: Playing on Battle field?
Snake: No.
Colonel: Playing subspace emissary.
Snake: No.
Colonel: Fighting Ken?
Snake: No.
Colonel: Being to big to be in brawl?
Snake: No.
Colonel: Ok thats it I give up Snake what are you doing?
Snake: I'm in a tree!
Colonel: Well done Snake.
Snake: I had to jump to get up here!
Colonel: *sigh* Yes Snake I know.
Snake: I like trees.

 

[Mr. Alcohol]

Colonel: Good job. We've managed to avoid drowning.

Snake: *TRIPS, LANDS FACE-FIRST ON FLOOR*

FFFFFFF************CCCCCKKKKK

 

[Al Calnos]

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?!?

New one:

Snake: Colonel, you've got to be kidding me with this one.
Campbell: Snake? What is it?
Snake: I know you said I'd be fighting some weird stuff, but this is ridiculous.
Campbell: Why, Snake? What's going on?
Snake: As if the talking dinosaur and the electric mouse weren't enough...
Campbell: Snake, what on earth are you going on about?
Snake: I'm fighting myself.
Campbell: ...What?
Snake: I'm fighting myself.
Campbell: Metaphorically?
Snake: No. Literally. He's on the other edge of the arena. It looks like he's talking to another Colonel Campbell. He's wearing red for some reason. Have I ever worn red?
Campbell: Not that I can remember, Snake... can you hear what he's saying?
Snake: I think he's saying the exact same things that I'm saying.
Campbell: Looks like you'll need to take him down, Snake. Remember, his weaknesses will be yours. If he's really you, then you'll have to think up a strategy that you yourself wouldn't be able to think of.
Snake: ...this place is so f*king weird.

Still the reigning champ, I kinda hope this conversation really takes place in game

 

[PIT_IS_BACK]

Snake: Otacon! What is this?
Otacon: Figure it out for your god dam self once in a while. Jeezus.
Snake: .....

I lol'd

nice one sir.

 

[Mr. Sunny Patch]

*Snake loses his mind. *

S:Colonel!!

C: Yes Snake?!

S:Where the Hell am I? This has got to be the strangest place I've ever been! I was just chased by a gang of what looked like........turtles!!


C:This is the Mushroom Kingdom Snake, you could call it one of the birthing grounds of some of Nintendo's greatest representatives.

S:These "representatives" just threw hammers at me!! Why!! Why do I have to go on with this mission?? I've gone from being beaten up by a fat penguine to trying to escape from a Godzilla turtle monster with rabies!! This is worse than that Monkey mission you sent me on!! Do you remember that Colonel??!! All those days starving in the sweaty jungle looking for your God **** MONKEYES!!

C:Calm down Snake, your losing it. Remember your training.

S: I was never, ever expected to train for this. I... I think I'm.......How the Hell do you know so much about Nintendo anyways??!!

C: (speaking Japanese)

S:............................*FAINT*

Mario:Snake? Snake??! Snnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!

 

[InvincibleAgent]

Snake: AHHH OTACON! IT'S A BIG HAND!
Otacon: Calm down, Snake. That's just the Master Hand.
S: Calm down? But it's shooting lasers at me!
O: Well, he only has 300 hit points, so he should be no problem for you.
S: What on Earth's a hit point?
O: Nevermind, just attack him! And watch out, he might try to grab you...
S: GRAB me?
O: If he looks like he's going to grab you, remember your grenades.
S: Oh. AH OTACON! OTACON!
O: What?
S: There's another one!

 

[Hippochinfat]

tggtg

Snake: Is that the pokemon trainer?
C: Yes. He wants to be the very best.
Snake: Like no one ever was?
C: Yes, to catch them is his real test.
Snake: Let me guess to train them is his cause?
C: yes, but he will also travel across the land searching far and wide.
Snake: For each pokemon?
C: Yes, he wants to understand the power thats inside.
Snake: His heart sure is true.
C: Yea, his courage will pull him through.
Snake: can he teach me?
C: Yes, by the way I'll teach you.
Snake: He's told me to come with him
C: Well, the time is right, and there is no better team...
Snake: Yea, you're right! On and on we'll win the fight it's always been our dream!

*Snake walks off with pokemon trainer"

 

[Mega-Ridley-Knight-Man]

Snake: Is that the pokemon trainer?
C: Yes. He wants to be the very best.
Snake: Like no one ever was?
C: Yes, to catch them is his real test.
Snake: Let me guess to train them is his cause?
C: yes, but he will also travel across the land searching far and wide.
Snake: For each pokemon?
C: Yes, he wants to understand the power thats inside.
Snake: His heart sure is true.
C: Yea, his courage will pull him through.
Snake: can he teach me?
C: Yes, by the way I'll teach you.
Snake: He's told me to come with him
C: Well, the time is right, and there is no better team...
Snake: Yea, you're right! On and on we'll win the fight it's always been our dream!

*Snake walks off with pokemon trainer"

Pure epic win.

You have won the internetz sir.

 

[PDOT]

Snake: Hey... Colonel.
Colonel: What Snake?
Snake: Guess what.
Colonel: What?
Snake: No guess.
Colonel: How am I supposed to guess what your doing?
Snake: I dunno just guess.
Colonel: Um... your fighting Mario?
Snake: No.
Colonel: Playing on Battle field?
Snake: No.
Colonel: Playing subspace emissary.
Snake: No.
Colonel: Fighting Ken?
Snake: No.
Colonel: Being to big to be in brawl?
Snake: No.
Colonel: Ok thats it I give up Snake what are you doing?
Snake: I'm in a tree!
Colonel: Well done Snake.
Snake: I had to jump to get up here!
Colonel: *sigh* Yes Snake I know.
Snake: I like trees.

Lol I haven't went through the thread but I like this one.

 

[Mega-Ridley-Knight-Man]

Lol I haven't went through the thread but I like this one.

Thanks I am pretty fond of it myself XD expect more in the future.

 

[XACE-K]

Colonel: What's happening Snake? Snake: I'm in front of a screen that says "WARNING CHALLENGER APPROACHING". What does it mean? Colonel: Well you must have acomplished something good so what did you do? Snake: I beat Master Hand in less than 30 seconds. Colonel: You gotta be kidding me. That means you are gonna unlock an awesome character! Snake: I see him now. Colonel: WHO IS IT?!?!?! Snake:..... It's Pichu. Colonel:.......

 

[(jkk)]

The true snake wouldnt say any thing but just come up from behind and snap their neck. After words he would take their dog tags in hopes to get some super cool prise from collecting enough of them.

 

[Mr. Alcohol]

Snake: Is that the pokemon trainer?
C: Yes. He wants to be the very best.
Snake: Like no one ever was?
C: Yes, to catch them is his real test.
Snake: Let me guess to train them is his cause?
C: yes, but he will also travel across the land searching far and wide.
Snake: For each pokemon?
C: Yes, he wants to understand the power thats inside.
Snake: His heart sure is true.
C: Yea, his courage will pull him through.
Snake: can he teach me?
C: Yes, by the way I'll teach you.
Snake: He's told me to come with him
C: Well, the time is right, and there is no better team...
Snake: Yea, you're right! On and on we'll win the fight it's always been our dream!

*Snake walks off with pokemon trainer"

Colonel: Snake! Look--it's the Shagohod.

Snake: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Colonel: MEOWTH, that's right!

Snake: ........

Lol, I have to admit, your WWSD was pretty epic. Kudos.

 

[Shritistrang]

Snake: Otacon, my opponent just threw one of those ball-thingies...
Otacon: (sigh) Pokeballs, Snake...
Snake: Right! Anyways... a cat just came out of it! It... it throws money at me???
Otacon: That's a Meowth, Snake! It always attacks its enemies by throwing money!
Snake: Otacon!! Do you think what I'm thinking? If I catch this cat, he... he'll make me AS MUCH MONEY AS I WANT! WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!
Otacon: Yes, but there's a failure in your plan, Snake...
Snake: What's that?
Otacon: You don't have the balls for it...
Snake: Oh... right...

 

[XACE-K]

Snake: I got an assist trophy and a hot girl came out! Colonel:What's her name? Snake: I don't know but she's the main character in Sin&Punishment. Colonel: That's Saki and she's a man Snake not a woman. Snake: Could have told me before I did the same thing to him that I did to Ike.

 

[kinghippo99]

Snake: I got an assist trophy and a hot girl came out! Colonel:What's her name? Snake: I don't know but she's the main character in Sin&Punishment. Colonel: That's Saki and she's a man Snake not a woman. Snake: Could have told me before I did the same thing to him that I did to Ike.

it's an honest mistake. anyone from RPG's are more female than a stripper. Ike was just in the wrong place at the right time.

 

[Grandeza]

I'll try my hand at it. Lets see if anyone remembers the reference.

Snake: Who's this big guy?

Otacon: You'll have to be a bit more specific Snake.

Snake: Wait a minute... It's not a guy, it's a gorilla. And it's wearing a tie.

Otacon: Oh, yes. We know that monkey. His name is Donkey.

Snake: Oh, for the love of - DONKEYS ARE NOT MONKEYS. STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD!

Otacon: Seriously Snake. His name is Donkey Kong, he lives on Kong Island. He's extremely strong -
Snake: (Sarcastically) No kidding.

Otacon: - so you'll have to be careful.

Snake: I've had just about enough of this craziness.

Otacon: Fight through it Snake, it's not over yet...

End Transmission.

*futurama reference* if video games were real episode. (what if machine if i remember correctly)

 

[Toomai]

Going off the board here...

Sk: Otacon, there's a big brown wacko here.
Oc: Does he have a red tie?
Sk: No, he's wearing yellow shorts. And a backpack. Looks like a fool.
Oc: That's Banjo. He's a honey bear from the Jiggyic Dimension. Apparently he's gotten past the Microsoft Severing Station that's working on disconnecting the Jiggyic Dimension from the Nintendoverse.
Sk: ...whatever. I suppose he uses a lot of physical attacks, right?
Oc: Not exactly. His partner, Kazooie, does most of the fighting. She does things like pecking and egg shooting.
Sk: Well, I hate to down you, but I don't see a bird anywhere.
Oc: She lives in Banjo's backpack.
Sk: ...Are there any normal fighters around here?

 

[BananaNut]

*Beep*Beep*
C: Snake come in.
S: Yeah?
C: We have reason to suspect that an agent is on you, and he somehow snuck into the brawl scene, be careful snake he's---
S:Woah!*Crack.*Crick*Bang**gunshots*
C:Snake!!
S: (not snake) Snakey went nighty night.
C:Dam it Fisher!!!
---
Lambert: Good job Sam, now get home before the coffee gets cold.

: P
(For all of those out there that Didn't know, I think Sam Fisher, splinter cell, owns snake)

 

[ComradeCanada]

^You seem to have made some mistakes, let me fix it for you.

*Beep*Beep*
S: Yeah?
C: We have reason to suspect that an agent is on you, and he somehow snuck into the brawl scene, be careful snake he's---
S:Woah!*Crack.*Crick*Bang**gunshots*
C:Snake!!
S: That's a pretty funny joke Colonel, sending the coffee boy on me like that.
C: That's no coffee boy! That was Sam Fisher, he's a special agent who-
S: Taste great.
C: ....

 

[Your Hero]

Snake: Uhhm, colonel, is it halloween today?
Colonel: No, not that I know of.. why?
Snake: well Mario seems to be trying out some new costumes
Colonel: Oh really? What's he wearing?
Snake: A docter's outfit
Colonel: That's strange, why would mario wear a doct..
Snake: OW!!
Colonel: Wha-what happened!
Snake: Mario's throwing pills at me..
Colonel: Why would he throw pills at you?
Snake: I don't know.. maybe he's gained a new addiction to drugs?
Colonel: You know what. That may be Dr.Mario..
Snake: DOCTER MARIO!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! I heard he was Mario's alter-ego..
Colonel: Yes.. the mad one. I suggest you watch out Snake.
Snake: I-I don't kn-know if I caan do i-it colonel.
...
Colonel: be brave son.

-End transmission-




lol that was kind of long

 

[SmashWhammy]

Snake: Is that the pokemon trainer?
C: Yes. He wants to be the very best.
Snake: Like no one ever was?
C: Yes, to catch them is his real test.
Snake: Let me guess to train them is his cause?
C: yes, but he will also travel across the land searching far and wide.
Snake: For each pokemon?
C: Yes, he wants to understand the power thats inside.
Snake: His heart sure is true.
C: Yea, his courage will pull him through.
Snake: can he teach me?
C: Yes, by the way I'll teach you.
Snake: He's told me to come with him
C: Well, the time is right, and there is no better team...
Snake: Yea, you're right! On and on we'll win the fight it's always been our dream!

*Snake walks off with pokemon trainer"

LOL, POKEMON (ORIGINAL SERIES) THEME SONG

 

[2007]

Snake: Is that the pokemon trainer?
C: Yes. He wants to be the very best.
Snake: Like no one ever was?
C: Yes, to catch them is his real test.
Snake: Let me guess to train them is his cause?
C: yes, but he will also travel across the land searching far and wide.
Snake: For each pokemon?
C: Yes, he wants to understand the power thats inside.
Snake: His heart sure is true.
C: Yea, his courage will pull him through.
Snake: can he teach me?
C: Yes, by the way I'll teach you.
Snake: He's told me to come with him
C: Well, the time is right, and there is no better team...
Snake: Yea, you're right! On and on we'll win the fight it's always been our dream!

*Snake walks off with pokemon trainer"

You sir, win this thread.
=2007=

 

[Hejiru]

Snake: Is that the pokemon trainer?
C: Yes. He wants to be the very best.
Snake: Like no one ever was?
C: Yes, to catch them is his real test.
Snake: Let me guess to train them is his cause?
C: yes, but he will also travel across the land searching far and wide.
Snake: For each pokemon?
C: Yes, he wants to understand the power thats inside.
Snake: His heart sure is true.
C: Yea, his courage will pull him through.
Snake: can he teach me?
C: Yes, by the way I'll teach you.
Snake: He's told me to come with him
C: Well, the time is right, and there is no better team...
Snake: Yea, you're right! On and on we'll win the fight it's always been our dream!

*Snake walks off with pokemon trainer"

Wahahahahahaha!

...you win.

 

[Conner]

Let me try :

Snake : what the hel?
Otacon : Thats Kirby, Snake. Be careful, he can swallow you and gain one of your abilities.
Snake : Yeah Right.
Kirby : (uses inhale)
Otacon : ...........................Snake?Snake?SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Snake : I'm okay. What in the......
Otacon : He gained your grenades now Snake.
Snake : So why does he look like me?

end transmision

 

[Pink Reaper]

Snake: Otacon, something weird is going on, I just appeared in a small circular arena.
Otacon: Can you give me any more information Snake, maybe I can help you.
Snake: I cant get off this platform, there's this some sort of electric field keeping me inside.
Otacon: Is there anything in there with you?
Snake: No, there's just a baseball bat and.....OH MY GOD!
Otacon: Snake, what is it!?
Snake: Behind me, in the middle of the platform, there's this white punching bag, but it has eyes!
Otacon: Eyes, but that's not possible.
Snake: I think it may be alive, its just staring at me, its making me angry, I want to punch it in it.......wait, does it have a face?
Otacon: Snake, try talking to it, maybe its intelligent.
Snake: But it doesn't have a mouth! Its still staring at me, its making me madder.
Otacon: Snake? What are you doing?
Snake:*tosses grenade* Otacon, I hit it with a grenade, but it just fell over and then stood back up! AND ITS STILL STARING AT ME!
Otacon: Snake, calm down, we'll think of something.
Snake: STOP STARING AT ME *pick up Home Run Bat* DIE YOU ******* CAVE MONSTER *Ping*
Otacon: Snake! What happened?
Snake: It flew through the electric field, and now its just sitting there about 300 feet away.
Otacon: Snake?
Snake: Im lonely now.

 

[psyniac_123]

This thread wins.

S: Colonel; who is THAT?
C: Snake, that's Pit, an angel from Skyworld.
S: An angel?! How am I meant to fight an angel?!
C: The same way you fight everything else?
S: But if he's an angel, then surely he's dead already...?
C: ...you've got a good point.

*Pit disappears in a puff of logic*

 

[SmashWolf]

Snake: Colonel, who is this?
Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL!!
Snake: Woops..wrong channel. *switches channel*
Snake: Colonel, whats the name of this Fox?
Colonel: His name is Fox, Snake. He i--
Snake: Such an original name for a fox....
Colonel: Indeed....
Snake: So...who was the guy that just yelled at me to do a barrel roll?
Colonel: His name is Bunny, who was yelled that at Fox since 1993.
Snake: Alright, so I take it his arch-enemy is called Wolf, since he's a wolf?
Colonel: Indeed....
Snake: ....
END TRANSMISSION

 

[Ca$hoholic]

Snake: Collonel?
C: .......
S: are you there?
?: Its'a mii Mario!
S: WTH Are you doing here? and where is the colonell??I need his help to talk about you so i can find your weakness!
M: *cough*cheater*cough*
S: what did you do to the collonell?!
M: (6)

 

[Pulse]

*CODEC CODEC*
Mei Ling: Snake, its been a long time since you last saved, and I thought I should check your progress...
Snake: ...
Mei Ling: Huh? Speak up, Snake!
Snake: ...
Mei Ling: Snake, are still there? Respond, Snake!
Snake: Gah, stupid littile box!
Mei Ling: What was wrong, Snake?
Snake: There was this weird little green box with an exclamtion (!) mark on it. It looked interesting, so I garbed. But the moment I did that, my whole body was encased in metal! I tried contacting the Colnel and Otacon, but they thought they where prank calls! I titred talking, but nothing ever came out! Then, it finally broke. Maybe it was my yelling?
Mei Ling: That was just a Metal Box, Snake. The next time you see one, grab it. It will make you heavier, meaning that the enemy can't make you flinch, or even throw you very far.
Snake: But I could'nt talk with it on!
Mei Ling: That's just a side effect of the box, Snake. You'll be just fine with it on.

 

[ripman3]

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE?!?

New one:

Snake: Colonel, you've got to be kidding me with this one.
Campbell: Snake? What is it?
Snake: I know you said I'd be fighting some wierd stuff, but this is ridiculous.
Campbell: Why, Snake? What's going on?
Snake: As if the talking dinosaur and the electric mouse weren't enough...
Campbell: Snake, what on earth are you going on about?
Snake: I'm fighting myself.
Campbell: ...What?
Snake: I'm fighting myself.
Campbell: Metaphorically?
Snake: No. Literally. He's on the other edge of the arena. It looks like he's talking to another Colonel Campbell. He's wearing red for some reason. Have I ever worn red?
Campbell: Not that I can remember, Snake... can you hear what he's saying?
Snake: I think he's saying the exact same things that I'm saying.
Campbell: Looks like you'll need to take him down, Snake. Remember, his weaknesses will be yours. If he's really you, then you'll have to think up a strategy that you yourself wouldn't be able to think of.
Snake: ...this place is so f*king wierd.

lmao that is great

omg these are all hilarious!!

 

[BraveDave88]

Like this'll ever happen:

Snake: So, it's you again.
Colonel: Simon Bel-
Snake: I know, I've fought him before.
Colonel: What? But how is that possible?
Snake: Simon Belmont is a tough opponent, he possesses the blessed whip "Vampire Killer". He was the first of his bloodline to face the insidious Count Dracula, and he's done so on several occasions. In short, he's a living legend.
Colonel: Well, I see you don't need my help... I just wonder where you two met.
Snake: It was another battlefield, very much like this one, except there was a small, white bionic kid who threw bombs, a weird looking man who wore a grass skirt-
Colonel: Snake...
Snake: It's true! There was even a giant robot who turned into a Mac truck!
Colonel: Snake, I'm already making the arrangements for Medical leave...

-Transmission ends-

 

[Zorya]

Snake: Is that the pokemon trainer?
C: Yes. He wants to be the very best.
Snake: Like no one ever was?
C: Yes, to catch them is his real test.
Snake: Let me guess to train them is his cause?
C: yes, but he will also travel across the land searching far and wide.
Snake: For each pokemon?
C: Yes, he wants to understand the power thats inside.
Snake: His heart sure is true.
C: Yea, his courage will pull him through.
Snake: can he teach me?
C: Yes, by the way I'll teach you.
Snake: He's told me to come with him
C: Well, the time is right, and there is no better team...
Snake: Yea, you're right! On and on we'll win the fight it's always been our dream!

*Snake walks off with pokemon trainer"

This was good bro. I love you!

 

[Titan05]

How about:

Snake: Otacon!
Otacon: What is it, Snake?
Snake: What is this?
Otacon: ..What is.. What?
Snake: I'm fighting a kid.. But he's actually keeping up with me? What the hell is he doing?
Otacon: That's Lucas, a psychic.
Snake: A.. Psychic? Should I change controller port then?

Dave

I'm glad this thread came back. This one is still my fav.

 

[Qu1ckS4nd]

*incoming message*

Colonel: Snake, how are you holding up?
Snake: Oh YEAHH, I GOT ANOTHER KILL WOOOo
S: YESSSS ANOTHER ONE
S: THiS IS SOOO EASY HAHA! ANOTHER KILL!
C: good job snake. keep this up!
*in the background* 3...2...1...GO!~
C: snake what was that?
*ko sound*
C: Snake? SNAKE!?!

 

[Sun-Wukong]

Snake: Otacon, what's the deal with this slot machine... bubblegum dispenser... thing?
Otacon: That's the trophy lottery, Snake. You can use coins you've earned in other game modes to get trophies to add to your collection. The more coins you deposit, the more likely you are to get a trophy that you don't have yet.
Snake: That doesn't seem very possible.
Otacon: Trust me Snake, that's how it works.
Snake: Alright, I'll give it a try. I'll just put all the coins I've got in there and...
Otacon: Are you still there?
Snake: Yeah, I'm just waiting for my trophy.
Otacon: Ok then.
Snake: Almost there, an- what the... it just shot a paper airplane at me! Alright, screw this! I'm just gonna jam my knife in there and take all the trophies!
Otacon: How did you sneak your knife into that world?
Snake: I hid it deep within my person.
Otacon: Where, exactly?
Snake: My stomach.
Otacon: You haven't, uh, used it eat anything? Have you?
Snake: Yeah, why?
Otacon: Well...
Snake: Never mind. Speaking of eating, all the food here tastes like crap! Literally...
Otacon: That's disgusting!
Snake: Your tellin' me! Those two monkeys must cook everything here.
Otacon: That's not what I meant.
Snake: Huh?
Otacon: Forget it, just contact me the next time you need help.
Snake: Will do.
-==End Transmission==-

Anyone who gets all three references gets an e-Milky Way (or an e-Snickers, whichever you prefer).

 

[CrenTIScO]

Snake: Colonel.. there's a cat here...
Colonel: Oh, you mean Fox. Be careful, he has a blaster which will c-
S: No, this a different cat.
C: Meaning?
S:Well... It seems to have... bad grammar.
C:...
S: It keeps asking if it "can has cheezburger". Should I give him one?
C:... Uh.. You can... Um...
S: Now there's more- They have names now- Longcat, Ceiling Cat, Endcat...
C:Snake... endcat.... SNAKE GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE! YOU N-
S:Endcat is.... dividing by zero...what t-
C: SNAKE! LISTEN TO ME! GET O-
Announcer: GAME!

 

[TheLastHero]

S: Colonel!
C: What is it, Snake?
S: What the HELL is this?!
*Background Noise* Kooloo-Limpah!
C: Snake, get OUT of there!
S: What, why? Is it dangerous? Or will it explode? Or will it steal my beard, or throw fireballs, or boil me alive, or take it's clothes off?
C: No, none of those, well maybe the last one... there's no threat, its just creepy. Run before he tries to sell a map to you.
S: Well, it would use useful to work out what the f*** is going on in this game...